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I would seriously use it to get around School, like I would just preset a portal to my next class.

If he questions me, I'll push him to my next class. 3nodding

Lets all sing along!!

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE


Anyway, I would post a portal in Japan so I can get some REAL noodles!
Frickin' cup noodles... gross.... (Not very gross if you are really hungry.)

I believe I have already said this to you, Guardian, but I need a portal to the Furryverse.

I just hope feral instincts aren't too strong there.... or that they speak English.


(Ah, and another thing, Guardian. THANK YOU FOR TEH PRESANTS! I shall switch to my canine form to show you my appreciation. *Tail starts wagging and tongue lolls out.*

Portal 2 Experience Journal -

- Day 1. 1 hour of game-play


I remember it all too clear. The anticipation I felt when I woke up at seven in the morning, and the constant rage that hit me every time that I went out to check the mailbox. Slowly, but surely, the mail man made his way to my house while I was asleep. I remember the message Amazon left me, saying that it was done; it was delivered. I quickly squabbled to check the mailbox and found a manilla envelope. Moments of unwrapping the game from the bubble-wrap, and turning on the Xbox, the game started. The colors roared to life, but more importantly, the feeling of pure, intense excitement. The game began, and after one hour of defeating test chamber after test chamber, I had to stop. I felt as if there was never a game made of that caliber, (besides Legend of Zelda, and Final Fantasy.) Let's just hope there isn't a lot of dishes to put away.


I need two portals. One placed in my house, and the other to the Caribbean. Vacation whenever I wanted it!!

shoot a portal on my wall and mail it to my BF with instructions "shoot at wall"

I think you have a good idea, Rolfey.
I always enjoy pranks, so that would be fun.