Cobra_X
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, you forget what time it is. However, when Cobra roundhouse kicks you, not only do you forget what time it is... time re-arranges itself to make it look like he didn't even move at all.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... unfortunately the only way to obtain them is to have Cobra roundhouse kick him in the face. (Wait, that's not unfortunate at all... FREE TEARS FOR EVERYONE!)
Chuck Norris built the stairway to heaven... but Cobra populated it. Chuck Norris was baptized in napalm.... and Cobra is the one who called it in.
The big bang happened because Chuck roundhouse kicked god.... and then Cobra Smashed their heads together.
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