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 Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:44 pm
the following contest is an inferno match. In order to win this match, you must set your opponent on fire. introducing first....
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:17 pm
*insert crappy Wayne song I know not the title to*
Weezy walks down to the ring to loud boos in a pair of track pants and a black Wrestlemania, with Swoll (whose attire has taken on that of ABA Undertaker) and Nicki by his side. Yeah, he knows the conditions of this contract and that he has to try to win this Inferno match on his own.
A country-music loving fan throws a soda at the rapper, missing and hitting Swoll's chest. The big man walks over to the barricade as the fan backs down.
Some retirement this was. Jarel's completely screwed him and poor Drake over. But Lil' Wayne knows he can beat the Phenom. Even if Swoll can't interfere, he's got something for him. The Undertaker may be a Deadman, but he's still a man.
Weezy steps into the ring, a mic in his hand.
"Ay yo, Jarel- you wanna talk about contracts and stuff? We read over it and frankly it says that you "own" me and Drake until we win or lose. But you never signed Big Swoll here to an XCW contract. Yeah, he's not part of this company."
Swoll takes the mic, ready to speak for the first time.
"Undertaker, you want some of Young Money? How about you and me bring this to a close at Wrestlemania? This will be... your last ride."
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Drive Type Wild Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:42 pm
the titantron comes to life, with the owner of the company on the screen.
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, when will you learn not to put your foot in your mouth. We're here in Chicago, Illinois, main event, and you make yourself look like an idiot. So let me explain this to you. I own this company. Everyone here that's under a contract, can do what they want to each other. However, Swoll is not signed to a contract, and therefore when he interfered in your match at Brimstone, he committed a crime. He assaulted one of my performers. That is a crime in every state, one that could result in jail time. And since he's not under contract, security will be escorting your ginormous jackass of a bodyguard to my office, where he will sign a contract effective the night of Wrestlemania, and it will read the exact same as yours. He can even call his lawyer in. Meanwhile, the Deadman has an answer to your challenge."
*GONG*
the lights go out and the crowd begins to cheer. blue light covers the arena and smoke pours in, as the eerie music of the druids fills the arena. a hearse is rolled out and parked on the ramp.
Styles: This is strange. A hearse is being brought to ringside
Foley: Swoll may have used the wrong words
*GONG*
The Undertaker's music begins to play and the driver's door of the hearse opens. the crowd erupts as the Phenom steps out, closing the door and looking directly into the ring. Again, the Phenom is in only his wrestling attire, no coat, robe, or hat. He walks around the hearse and to the stairs, then stops at the top. He raises his arms and rolls his eyes back as the lights come back on. He then steps into the ring and stands, watching Wayne and Swoll
Styles: Where's Drake and Nikki?
Foley: I would bet that the Undertaker has taken possession of Drake and buried him somewhere he won't be found again. At the very least, he will never return to XCW. As for Nikki, one can only imagine
security makes their way down to the ring for Swoll
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:50 pm
Swoll's voice becomes cold.
"Consider it done... boss." Swoll says as he exits the ring, with security in tow as Nicki steps out the ring and Wayne awaits the Phenom.
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Drive Type Wild Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:52 pm
The flames spring up around the ring, leaving the rapper alone with the deadman.
Taker advances as the bell rings, fists raised, coming in and throwing his first big right hand
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:56 pm
Weezy ducks under the big fist. Apparently, Swoll's been training him. He awaits for the Phenom to turn around to deliver a series of lefts and rights.
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Drive Type Wild Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:57 pm
Taker turns back and is caught with several rights and lefts. However, this seems only to anger the Phenom as he glares at Wayne
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:59 pm
Deep down, Wayne is afraid. But in his eyes, the fact that the Undertaker isn't going to be able to put him away so quickly scares the Deadman.
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Drive Type Wild Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:07 pm
Taker reaches up to grab wayne by the throat, then attempts to toss him against the turnbuckle
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:11 pm
And Wayne is rushed into the corner.
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Drive Type Wild Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:13 pm
and now the Undertaker attempts to lay into Wayne with some rights and lefts of his own. the name of the game now is to punish wayne, now that he has the time and no one can interfere
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:16 pm
And the blows connects, forcing Wayne down into the corner as he tries to cover up.
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:20 pm
it's not time for Wayne to go into the fire yet, so taker goes to pull him up by his hair, then clock him with one more big right hand to the head
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:22 pm
As the Deadman pulls Weezy to his feet by the hair, he attempts to deliver a series of kicks to the leg.
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Drive Type Wild Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:23 pm
the Phenom is kicked a few times before he steps back, giving Wayne an opportunity to rise to his feet on his own
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