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 Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:34 pm
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This FanFic was made by me and to my dearest friend.Enjoy! 3nodding
"Hello?" I shouted as I entered this deserted room.It was filled with nothing but old remains and a dead tree.
"Hellooo?!" I guess nobody was in here.I ran a few feet to be stopped by the sound of a door locking behind me.Strange,but I had to continue.After crossing the little island in the middle of nowhere,I came to myself to find another locked door...damn.
"Oh,great!Now we're trapped in here Navi.What should we do now?"
"Hold on,I'm watching walkthroughs." Navi was my fairy.She was a little annoying but, she gives good information...of what I already know of.
"So what do we do?"
"We have to fight this one guy." Great info Navi.
"Great info Navi.That gets my hopes up."
"Shut your face little girl! Do you think I have a choice of being with you?"
"No.You were sent by the Great Deku Tree to help me,and now you give me information that's pointlessly stupid.Thank you,Navi.You really helped me a lot!"
"Oh shush it!" Navi,Navi,Navi...sometimes I wanna deep fry you,and serve you with lobster.
"So where's the guy I have to beat?" Not that I want to beat him.
"From the LoZ OoT walkthrough,it says he's right behind you?"
"That's right.Turn around and face your greatest enemy."
"...Who are you?"
"Oops,my bad,allow me to introduce myself.I am Dark Link.And I am going to kill you.
"...Who?Navi?Because if you are,can we deep fry her after that?" Yes I was hungry.What do you expect from drinking Lon Lon Milk and potions all day?
"No,you idiot.I'm here to kill the Hero of Time,Link."
"Ohhhh,that's Navi.Her real name is Link.I'm...I'm..John..Freeman.Yeah,I'm John Freeman.I'm a farmer!" Just talking about deep frying Navi makes my mouth water..even though no one was talking about it.
"Stop lying little girl.I know you are Link the Hero."
"Why does everyone assume that I'm the woman?! Is it the way I walk or something?!" I bet it was because the way I dress.THIS IS NOT A DRESS!
"Link,you idiot!Use your Master Sword!No pun intended!!"
"Thank you Navi for giving away my name."
"Are you going to stop talking,or are we going to fight?"
"Fxxk this!Navi what's the quickest way to kill him?!"
"Din's Fire."
"Okay!Wait,where is it?Navi I can't find it!!" crying
"Oh your such an idiot!
"Looking for this?" He stole my Din's Fire!!
"You stole it from me?! It was in my back pocket and,uhh,did you touch my a**??"
"Just forget it!Let's fight even!I watched those walkthroughs before!" He had a computer?
"Fine! Die,better looking,imitation of me!!" I lunged my sword at him but he kept blocking my attacks.Where's some Chateau Romani when you need some?He attacked me here and there,and did some stuff that I really don't wanna talk about.
"Face it!You cannot defeat me! I am you,and I know all of your tricks!"
"That's it! I am gonna do something that I will regret to do!!"
"Hahaha,do what?"
"This!!"
"Hey,what the?!"
"Link what the hell are you doing?!" Maybe you've already guessed.I kissed him.That'll show him!
"Link are you gay?!" I know that I'll regret kissing him,but why is my heart speeding up?
"Navi,I'm not gay.What makes you think that I'm gay?" Knowing that I completely forgot what happened a few seconds ago.
"Well,you just kissed Dark Link,and he's a guy...so...yeah your gay?" I wanted to punch Navi at that point.What's wrong with kissing Dark Link?
"Why did you kiss me?What are you,gay?"
"I'm not gay! I just kissed you,that doesn't make me automatically gay!" Even though it was kinda nice..I'm not gay!!
"If I was gay,I would've fu-"
"Okay,Link! I think you made your point!"
"Link..."
"Hold on,Dark.I'm scolding,and futhermore!-"
"Link!"
"What?"
"T-thank..you."
"Hm?For what?I didn't do anything." I thought Dark was acting a little strange.How can someone go from kill mode,to calm mode?He was blushing a little too..?
"I-I..umm,I think y-you better get going.Your w-wasting time,just by s-staying here."
"Oh,don't tell me you like him after he kissed you!"
"Shut up,Navi!Before I eat you!"
"No,Link she's right.I-I do kinda l-like y-you."
"...Heh?"
"Wow,who would've thought Dark Link was gay?" Shut up Navi! I guess that explains the blushing,stuttering,sweating,and..the kiss.
"Dark,really?Y-you like me?"
"I'm sorry,you must leave now." I didn't feel like leaving.I wanted to live here!
"Well,I-I guess we better get going.C-come on,Navi."
"Goodbye,Hero of Time,L-Link..." I heard him whisper.He was gonna miss me.He...liked me.
"Dark,I do not regret that kiss!" <3
The End.~
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So please comment below on how you think that was! Please I love answering questions...well easy ones! Thank you and thanks to Oni,my dearest friend! whee
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:15 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 3:16 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:58 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:27 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:17 am
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Slayer Zyra rolled 20 100-sided dice:
64, 8, 96, 95, 66, 95, 31, 19, 27, 63, 73, 59, 84, 8, 100, 77, 91, 21, 43, 81
Total: 1201 (20-2000)
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:43 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:23 am
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