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 Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:22 pm
AMITYVILLE ACADEMY ENROLLMENT FORM
Name: Andeosine
Nicknames: Andeon
Gender: Male...?
Age: What?
Faction/Race Demon
Personality: Did you know that Andeon is awesome?
No?
Well that's probably because you <******** suck you non-Illithid skinsack of failure.
Andeon is confident about, well, everything. And why shouldn't he be? He's awesome. He's amazing. He's the bees ******** knees, my friend, and no amount of reason or logic is going to convince him otherwise. As far as Andeon is concerned, all the ladies want to date him, all the men want to be him, and all of their mothers want to sleep with him.
Even Riley wants to sleep with him, he's certain, but he's really not into the tentacle fetish.
For a hivemind brain-sucker hellbent on world domination, Andeon is a suprisingly casual and charming fellow. He is very rarely, if ever, not upbeat. You can't really bring Andeon down from his perpetual high-on-life state of mind. It takes a great deal of perseverance to get under his skin and bring him out of the mentality that the world revolves around his happiness, and thus life is a fantastic field of breasts and terror through which he may frolic.
While Andeon is smart, he applies his intelligence in a unique way. Some people might say that the ability to come up with witty comebacks on the fly is not a gift. Clearly, those people have never tried growing up as an Illithid who doesn't... actually care about taking over the world without any ability to produce snappy burns. Give it a shot, and you will understand that repartee is a ******** art form. Andeon understands this to the fullest, and he has always utilized this to his advantage. While others might have been born with the brute strength needed to bully others, Andeon prefers the method of verbally bitchslapping you until you're sobbing on the ground and crying for your mommy. And is she going to save you? No, because Andeon is wooing her with his superior wit and schoolboy charm.
Who's your daddy?
Smart as he is, however, it really wouldn't be surprising if Andeon forgot his own name. Or your name. Or whether or not he, at one point in time, had sex with you. Or your mom. Oh, is that why you're kicking his a**? Sorry, man, but Andeon was just cleaning the pool and she brough him some lemonade and then he blew her mind.
No, literally. It was delicious.
However happy and obnoxious he may often be, whenever one manages to pull Andeon down off of his Happy Pedestal of Breasts and Brains, his temper is ridiculous. It is indiscriminate, and he is just as likely to snap at a friend or ally while in the grip of a mood swing.
Why are they enrolled in Amityville Academy? The ladies.
No, really.
Andeon was extremely bored of life back in the Illithid society, so when the opportunity arose to follow Riley to Amityville, Andeon jumped on it. Mostly to check out the local tail and annoy the s**t out of the prodigy child of their clan. The elders sent Andeon when they became displease with Riley's performance. He often uses this leverage against Riley.
Hell, he all but lives to piss of Riley. He keeps a piece of paper in his pocket with tally marks for every time he make Riley lose her composure. It dates back years and years and years.
Current tally: 1,293
FEAR: Andeon is a lover, not a fighter. As such, his fear ability inspires a lack of confidence in his opponent. It is akin to taking the "fire" out of them, allowing Andeon to charm them into surrender. This lasts approximately one minute, giving Andeon a very narrow window of time in which to use his silver tongue.
Which he totally has...
Even without a mouth.
Physical Description: He looks a lot like Riley... with no boobs. Though he looks at hers enough to be able to describe them very well, should you be interested.
Eye Colour: WHITEZ
Hair Colour/Style: TENTACLEZ
Skin Colour: PURPZ
Clothing Style/Colours: Riley-ish, but much simpler because he's an incredible failure of an Illithid.
Extra: p***s size.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:33 pm
NEED MORE IILLITHID!!!
Omg I love you.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:49 pm
This.
When this happens the world of Halloween will be a much better place. Or at least more enjoyable for everyone but Riley.
The fact that it's Andeon + Illithid pretty much slays it. <3 I can't wait for this to happen.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:48 am
I wish all my mornings could start with reading things written by Carmen.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:13 am
I get to draw him, right? (Because it's not like you don't have enough Pach-art as is. The whole...one thing I've drawn for you XDD )
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:11 pm
stae, you amaze me.
i love you.
oh and andeon. i love him too. right > . >
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 5:55 am
Gaia needs a Like button.
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:56 pm
The office this brilliant Webday morning was punctuated by a strange sort of ruffling sound.
The office Shredder looked left and right. To their left, a gnome, muttering something about skitters as they mopped up the floor. To the right, a... large blue thing draped over the desk. This large blue thing had been occupying their property for quite a while now, and the Shredder had tried all sorts of methods to pester, cajole, and otherwise harass the Blue Thing until it left, but no such luck.
However, today there would be none of this. The Shredder was out on a mission.
It was on a diet.
Hellma would wonder a few days later why the Acceptance Bin seemed extra-ordinarily overweight.
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