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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:57 pm
i just think this needs to be said. most of us here are far from cena marks. frankly, most of us can't stand him and don't want to see him. but there is one among us that takes cena bashing way too far.
at this stage, we all understand a bit about how wrestling works. and for those of us that have done any wrestling at all, we know you have to at least be athletic to pull off even the simplest manuevers in wrestling. we know that every now and then, cena does some impressive, albeit it repetitive, things. if you insult cena, it's supposed to be because he's got such a limited moveset. to imply that michael cole, an announcer, is superior in any athletic way to cena is not just an insult or a bash, it's retarded. and yes pyro, i brought this to gaia too because i just felt that was the single worst bash you've ever brought against cena.
michael cole is not an athlete, never has been. he's the nerdy little announcer that currently you just want to punch in the face until he forgets how to speak. he has never been a wrestler, will have his first official match at wrestlemania, and it's essentially for show since king will kick his a** all over the ring. so how could he be in any way more athletic than cena or any other active wrestler who's name is not hulk hogan? if you're gonna mention people having better in ring ability than cena, mention john morrison, kofi kingston, dolph ziggler, edge, christian, rey mysterio, taker, shawn michaels, triple h, santino marella.........need i really go down the list? pretty much everyone but ezekial jackson and a few of the guys from nexus and NXT has a better and more well rounded moveset than cena.
i'm all for cena bashing, when appropriate and when accurate. so be ******** accurate pyro
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:46 pm
As if I was being serious. rofl
But I'll bring some truth to this: Kevin Federline, though he only showed two or three moves before Umaga came in: showcased more ability. If your name is not Hulk Hogan, you are better than Cena. Which in this case, also includes you and me IRL. How's that for accuracy, Jarel?
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:55 pm
Lets look at one of the names you threw out there, say... Triple H... Lets take a look at his moveset according to Wiki.
# Finishing moves
* Inverted Indian deathlock – WCW;[100] used rarely as a regular move thereafter in WWE[101] * Pedigree[3] (Double underhook facebuster)
# Signature moves
* Abdominal stretch[101] * Backbreaker * Blatant choke[101] * Chop block[102] * Drop toe-hold * Facebreaker knee smash,[101][103] often as a back body drop counter * Figure four leglock[101] * Flowing DDT[101] * High knee strike[101] * Jumping knee drop, rarely from the second rope[101] * Mounted punches[101] * Running clothesline[101] * Running neckbreaker[101] * Sleeper hold[101] * Spinning spinebuster[101]
I don't think there's a single one of these moves that Cena physically can't do. He's capable of doing more than the alleged five moves he does, he just doesn't. People like repetition. xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:08 pm
Well people need to kill themselves xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:14 pm
Freakshow88 Lets look at one of the names you threw out there, say... Triple H... Lets take a look at his moveset according to Wiki. # Finishing moves * Inverted Indian deathlock – WCW;[100] used rarely as a regular move thereafter in WWE[101] * Pedigree[3] (Double underhook facebuster) # Signature moves * Abdominal stretch[101] * Backbreaker * Blatant choke[101] * Chop block[102] * Drop toe-hold * Facebreaker knee smash,[101][103] often as a back body drop counter * Figure four leglock[101] * Flowing DDT[101] * High knee strike[101] * Jumping knee drop, rarely from the second rope[101] * Mounted punches[101] * Running clothesline[101] * Running neckbreaker[101] * Sleeper hold[101] * Spinning spinebuster[101] I don't think there's a single one of these moves that Cena physically can't do. He's capable of doing more than the alleged five moves he does, he just doesn't. People like repetition. xd agreed. i'm just citing the fact that we see far more moves out of those people and these are the people we know can carry someone else to a great match
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:59 pm
Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:03 pm
Cartwright Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism. it looked like s**t and technically he only got it on him because of swagger. the little whiny b***h. i hate him more than i hate the miz. at least miz has some ability. michael cole, i would absolutely destroy if given a chance. lawler should aim for his throat in their match. just keep punching him in the throat until he damages his voice box. you should see how hard the fans on WWE.com are legitimately asking for cole to be removed. his gimmick is not getting over. it's pissing us off the wrong way. he should have just stuck to being the babyface announcer so he'd be somewhat tolerable. the heel turn and sudden wrestling desire is epically fail
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:16 pm
Jarel Damone Cartwright Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism. it looked like s**t and technically he only got it on him because of swagger. the little whiny b***h. i hate him more than i hate the miz. at least miz has some ability. michael cole, i would absolutely destroy if given a chance. lawler should aim for his throat in their match. just keep punching him in the throat until he damages his voice box. you should see how hard the fans on WWE.com are legitimately asking for cole to be removed. his gimmick is not getting over. it's pissing us off the wrong way. he should have just stuck to being the babyface announcer so he'd be somewhat tolerable. the heel turn and sudden wrestling desire is epically fail Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:21 pm
Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism. it looked like s**t and technically he only got it on him because of swagger. the little whiny b***h. i hate him more than i hate the miz. at least miz has some ability. michael cole, i would absolutely destroy if given a chance. lawler should aim for his throat in their match. just keep punching him in the throat until he damages his voice box. you should see how hard the fans on WWE.com are legitimately asking for cole to be removed. his gimmick is not getting over. it's pissing us off the wrong way. he should have just stuck to being the babyface announcer so he'd be somewhat tolerable. the heel turn and sudden wrestling desire is epically fail Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised he was highest rated this week because of jr. last week, it was because of austin. it's not him drawing. he's pulling in the wrong kind of heat. vince needs to learn that announcer's should remain announcers unless they're like king, taz, or foley. they were actually wrestlers so stepping in the ring made sense. cole stepping in the ring equals flop unless he gets his a** kicked. people will not tune in to see cole. they tune in to see the people that are better than him ie everyone
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:33 pm
Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism. it looked like s**t and technically he only got it on him because of swagger. the little whiny b***h. i hate him more than i hate the miz. at least miz has some ability. michael cole, i would absolutely destroy if given a chance. lawler should aim for his throat in their match. just keep punching him in the throat until he damages his voice box. you should see how hard the fans on WWE.com are legitimately asking for cole to be removed. his gimmick is not getting over. it's pissing us off the wrong way. he should have just stuck to being the babyface announcer so he'd be somewhat tolerable. the heel turn and sudden wrestling desire is epically fail Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised he was highest rated this week because of jr. last week, it was because of austin. it's not him drawing. he's pulling in the wrong kind of heat. vince needs to learn that announcer's should remain announcers unless they're like king, taz, or foley. they were actually wrestlers so stepping in the ring made sense. cole stepping in the ring equals flop unless he gets his a** kicked. people will not tune in to see cole. they tune in to see the people that are better than him ie everyone I don't think he'll be a announcer after Wrestlemania! I think he's going either the Vickie Guerrero route of being a heel manager or general heel character, or the Raw GM to capitalise on his new found unpopularity!
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:36 pm
Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism. it looked like s**t and technically he only got it on him because of swagger. the little whiny b***h. i hate him more than i hate the miz. at least miz has some ability. michael cole, i would absolutely destroy if given a chance. lawler should aim for his throat in their match. just keep punching him in the throat until he damages his voice box. you should see how hard the fans on WWE.com are legitimately asking for cole to be removed. his gimmick is not getting over. it's pissing us off the wrong way. he should have just stuck to being the babyface announcer so he'd be somewhat tolerable. the heel turn and sudden wrestling desire is epically fail Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised he was highest rated this week because of jr. last week, it was because of austin. it's not him drawing. he's pulling in the wrong kind of heat. vince needs to learn that announcer's should remain announcers unless they're like king, taz, or foley. they were actually wrestlers so stepping in the ring made sense. cole stepping in the ring equals flop unless he gets his a** kicked. people will not tune in to see cole. they tune in to see the people that are better than him ie everyone I don't think he'll be a announcer after Wrestlemania! I think he's going either the Vickie Guerrero route of being a heel manager or general heel character, or the Raw GM to capitalise on his new found unpopularity! wouldn't bet on it. they change the idea every week of who the gm is. first it was rock, then HBK, then HHH, then Abraham Washington, then Michael Cole, then Bret Hart, then Mick Foley (yeah, funny right), then back to HBK and the Rock. also Vicki was mentioned, trish has been mentioned, austin has definitely been mentioned. last person was vince mcmahon himself. frankly cole doesn't make sense as GM because the GM is not completely heel. he can be, but that's why it made more sense for HBK, Austin, or the Rock to be GM. because he was an a*****e mainly to cena
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:39 pm
Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Michael Cole owned Jim Ross on Raw with that awesome ankle lock, so there's your athleticism. it looked like s**t and technically he only got it on him because of swagger. the little whiny b***h. i hate him more than i hate the miz. at least miz has some ability. michael cole, i would absolutely destroy if given a chance. lawler should aim for his throat in their match. just keep punching him in the throat until he damages his voice box. you should see how hard the fans on WWE.com are legitimately asking for cole to be removed. his gimmick is not getting over. it's pissing us off the wrong way. he should have just stuck to being the babyface announcer so he'd be somewhat tolerable. the heel turn and sudden wrestling desire is epically fail Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised he was highest rated this week because of jr. last week, it was because of austin. it's not him drawing. he's pulling in the wrong kind of heat. vince needs to learn that announcer's should remain announcers unless they're like king, taz, or foley. they were actually wrestlers so stepping in the ring made sense. cole stepping in the ring equals flop unless he gets his a** kicked. people will not tune in to see cole. they tune in to see the people that are better than him ie everyone I don't think he'll be a announcer after Wrestlemania! I think he's going either the Vickie Guerrero route of being a heel manager or general heel character, or the Raw GM to capitalise on his new found unpopularity! wouldn't bet on it. they change the idea every week of who the gm is. first it was rock, then HBK, then HHH, then Abraham Washington, then Michael Cole, then Bret Hart, then Mick Foley (yeah, funny right), then back to HBK and the Rock. also Vicki was mentioned, trish has been mentioned, austin has definitely been mentioned. last person was vince mcmahon himself. frankly cole doesn't make sense as GM because the GM is not completely heel. he can be, but that's why it made more sense for HBK, Austin, or the Rock to be GM. because he was an a*****e mainly to cena At this point Cole seems like the only real option as people like Trish and HBK are only around to hype Wrestlemania.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:42 pm
Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised he was highest rated this week because of jr. last week, it was because of austin. it's not him drawing. he's pulling in the wrong kind of heat. vince needs to learn that announcer's should remain announcers unless they're like king, taz, or foley. they were actually wrestlers so stepping in the ring made sense. cole stepping in the ring equals flop unless he gets his a** kicked. people will not tune in to see cole. they tune in to see the people that are better than him ie everyone I don't think he'll be a announcer after Wrestlemania! I think he's going either the Vickie Guerrero route of being a heel manager or general heel character, or the Raw GM to capitalise on his new found unpopularity! wouldn't bet on it. they change the idea every week of who the gm is. first it was rock, then HBK, then HHH, then Abraham Washington, then Michael Cole, then Bret Hart, then Mick Foley (yeah, funny right), then back to HBK and the Rock. also Vicki was mentioned, trish has been mentioned, austin has definitely been mentioned. last person was vince mcmahon himself. frankly cole doesn't make sense as GM because the GM is not completely heel. he can be, but that's why it made more sense for HBK, Austin, or the Rock to be GM. because he was an a*****e mainly to cena At this point Cole seems like the only real option as people like Trish and HBK are only around to hype Wrestlemania. trish was really there for Tough Enough, so she'll be around after mania. cole still doesn't make sense. he's complete heel right now. the gm makes some heel calls, but more babyface calls. HHH is still a legitimate decision, since he's not wrestling full time. Bret could work, if he'd be willing to do it. they'll probably go with vince though
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:50 pm
Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Sounds to me like Cole is doing a awesome job if he's upsetting the smarks so much! xd People legitimately hate this guy as you've shown Jarel, that's how the character works! Did you know his promos on Raw are often one of the highest rating winners? surprised he was highest rated this week because of jr. last week, it was because of austin. it's not him drawing. he's pulling in the wrong kind of heat. vince needs to learn that announcer's should remain announcers unless they're like king, taz, or foley. they were actually wrestlers so stepping in the ring made sense. cole stepping in the ring equals flop unless he gets his a** kicked. people will not tune in to see cole. they tune in to see the people that are better than him ie everyone I don't think he'll be a announcer after Wrestlemania! I think he's going either the Vickie Guerrero route of being a heel manager or general heel character, or the Raw GM to capitalise on his new found unpopularity! wouldn't bet on it. they change the idea every week of who the gm is. first it was rock, then HBK, then HHH, then Abraham Washington, then Michael Cole, then Bret Hart, then Mick Foley (yeah, funny right), then back to HBK and the Rock. also Vicki was mentioned, trish has been mentioned, austin has definitely been mentioned. last person was vince mcmahon himself. frankly cole doesn't make sense as GM because the GM is not completely heel. he can be, but that's why it made more sense for HBK, Austin, or the Rock to be GM. because he was an a*****e mainly to cena At this point Cole seems like the only real option as people like Trish and HBK are only around to hype Wrestlemania. trish was really there for Tough Enough, so she'll be around after mania. cole still doesn't make sense. he's complete heel right now. the gm makes some heel calls, but more babyface calls. HHH is still a legitimate decision, since he's not wrestling full time. Bret could work, if he'd be willing to do it. they'll probably go with vince though Going with Vince wouldn't make sense to me, his character has no need to hide behind a computer. Nor does anyone else other than Cole, as he is portrayed as a coward.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:55 pm
Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright Jarel Damone Cartwright I don't think he'll be a announcer after Wrestlemania! I think he's going either the Vickie Guerrero route of being a heel manager or general heel character, or the Raw GM to capitalise on his new found unpopularity! wouldn't bet on it. they change the idea every week of who the gm is. first it was rock, then HBK, then HHH, then Abraham Washington, then Michael Cole, then Bret Hart, then Mick Foley (yeah, funny right), then back to HBK and the Rock. also Vicki was mentioned, trish has been mentioned, austin has definitely been mentioned. last person was vince mcmahon himself. frankly cole doesn't make sense as GM because the GM is not completely heel. he can be, but that's why it made more sense for HBK, Austin, or the Rock to be GM. because he was an a*****e mainly to cena At this point Cole seems like the only real option as people like Trish and HBK are only around to hype Wrestlemania. trish was really there for Tough Enough, so she'll be around after mania. cole still doesn't make sense. he's complete heel right now. the gm makes some heel calls, but more babyface calls. HHH is still a legitimate decision, since he's not wrestling full time. Bret could work, if he'd be willing to do it. they'll probably go with vince though Going with Vince wouldn't make sense to me, his character has no need to hide behind a computer. Nor does anyone else other than Cole, as he is portrayed as a coward. well the role was originally for the rock, so it made sense since the rock couldn't show up at all at the time. and last meeting they said vince was just going with himself. he has been out of action for a while with a storyline coma he goes in and out of. either way, another heel gm is not needed at this point. they just need to make someone gm and keep them, someone that has the staying power that teddy long has. not too long ago, someone suggested letting teddy go, but he kept his job because fans legitimately like him
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