WHAT THE ******** UP EEW!

I'm the Punisher, Joshua Danielson, and this week's blog is titled, I'm The Punisher, b***h! And it will now be in ALL CAPS.

SO I'M BACK IN EEW! WHY IS THAT YOU ASKED? AFTER LAST TIME, I QUIT IN THE RING AND WALKED OUT ON THE COMPANY THAT I CALLED HOME FOR SO LONG? I'M BACK FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY.

Because I have unfinished business with Freakshow.

YEP. THROUGHOUT THE YEARS HERE IN EEW, ME AND FREAKSHOW HAVE FOUGHT MANY TIMES. WE'VE TRADED VICTORIES MANY TIMES AND THIS TIME, I'M HERE TO FINISH FREAKSHOW AND GET HIM OUT OF MY LIFE ONCE AND FOR ALL.

ORIGINALLY, I JUST SHOWED UP TO TAKE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FROM OUT OF HIS GRASP, THEN NEVER USE IT. IT WAS TO BE LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE, TO HAVE HIS TITLE SHOT GO TO SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER USE IT. BUT SINCE TIM SYLVIA SHOWED UP AND RUINED THE MATCH, I DECIDED THAT I HAD TO STAY LONGER.

GET THIS FREAKSHOW AND GET IT RIGHT NOW. I will never forgive you for stabbing me with a fork. Never. SO NEXT TIME WE MEET, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. NEXT TIME WE FACE, TIM SYLVIA WON'T BE THERE TO STOP ME FROM HURTING YOU. TIM SYLVIA WON'T BE THERE TO STOP ME FROM PINNING YOU. b***h.

UNTIL NEXT TIME,

Peace out bitches.