(If your Mom won't let you play Sims, Sims 2, Sims 3, etc, don't read this)Surgeon General's Warning: Not for use while operating heavy machinery, drinking, driving, drunk, intoxicated, doped, blitzed, wired, or otherwise under the influence of drugs or alcohol, pregnant, or at risk of pregnancy. Also not intended for use by children under the age of consent and/or without supervision by a responsible adult. We emphasize the word responsible. Old uncle Alfred and those three women and a donkey he met at the club don't count, they're too busy having "adult time" to provide adequate supervision as defined by the U.S. court of law.
(Translation: Bard decided to test the Gaia Messenger thingy, and I was his Guinea Pig. This is what happened.)
Bard of Lore:
I'm gonna fly down and come be your butler and we can have awesome adventures.
XD
Yeahhhh, stupid Gaia is derping.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
*snort* Epic adventures? In Omaha?
Bard of Lore:
You got the scene wrong.
Closer to home then the city itself.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
XD
Bard of Lore:
XD
Epic bed adventures then we'll go to Narnia.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Epic adventures? In MY apartm--wait, nvm, this place is dangerous. o_O
But I don't have a wardrobe!
Bard of Lore:
......
Let's steal one.
And you missed the scene again.
Bed, not apartment.
Well...technically you got it right.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Not enough room for epic adventures in my bed.
Bard of Lore:
...
We'll steal a bigger bed.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Why can't we just save up and buy one?
Bard of Lore:
Or I'll use my super awesome technology to make the bedroom uber huge on the inside and then make the bed king size.
...
We could do that.
So we
GOD DAMN GAIA.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Indeed. I mean theft is so much work... first you have to find a good prospect, then you have to stake out the grounds, then you have to make the entrance plans...
Bard of Lore:
So we'll have to start with cuddling on a twin, then we'll gradually move up to epic adventures with a bigger bed.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
XD
Bard of Lore:
Let's get Lupin the Third to steal one for us.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Bribery or blackmail?
Bard of Lore:
Let's just hire him.
Blackmail could backfire and bribery might not work.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
That'd probably be more expensive than just buying the bed, though.
Bard of Lore:
But if we offered him a bed that was filled with millions and we only wanted the bed....
The money in the bed could be payment enough.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Where would we find a bed filled with millions?
Bard of Lore:
...Bill Gates...?
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
And in that case, I'll just steal the bed myself, keep the bed and the money, and if I get caught, use the money I stole to pay bail or something. XD
Bard of Lore:
XDDD
Then I'll help.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Ew, why would we want anything Bill Gates slept on?
Bard of Lore:
Hmmm.
But I already got the location.
Wait!
Let's steal his bed, get the money, trash the bed, then buy our own!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
And still have millions left over!
OR
We could SELL the bed on Ebay!
Bard of Lore:
OMG
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
And make MORE millions!
Bard of Lore:
IT'S PERFECT!
Then we could get a slightly larger apartment, get our amazing bed, have awesome bed adventures, and then spend money on whatever we wanted!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Exactly!
Now I just need to go get the rappelle lines out of the closet...
Bard of Lore:
Oh.
That's what those were for?
I thought....
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Who have you been doing nasty things with using my rappelle lines?
Bard of Lore:
...
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
I know it wasn't me, I don't go into that stuff.
Bard of Lore:
You don't remember...
You asked...
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
You drugged me, didn't you?
Bard of Lore:
Were you really that....
I was gonna say drunk.
IT WAS JAMES!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
I don't drink. o_O
Bard of Lore:
HE SAID TO DO IT BECAUSE WE"D BE CUTE TOGETHER
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
XD
Cute?
CUTE is the best he could come up with?
Lame!
Bard of Lore:
He was drunk.
He couldn't english properly.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Someone must have spiked drinks then...
Bard of Lore:
Adorably beautiful is what I would have said.
Well, for one half of us at least.
Note: It wouldn't have been me.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
I would have said "awesome" instead of cute, at the least.
Probably Kyle did it.
Bard of Lore:
Probably.
He does things like that.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Either him or Tao.
Bard of Lore:
I did see him taking notes....
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Not pictures?
Or video?
Bard of Lore:
I didn't think so.
Maybe he did that in secret?
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Must have been hidden cameras or seomthing...
Bard of Lore:
Yeah.
Maybe he's secretly a voyeur?
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Could be, could be.
May not even be secret.
Bard of Lore:
Oh!
The scandal!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Only if it was posted on Myspace.
Bard of Lore:
Bah.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Or Blogger.
Bard of Lore:
Nobody uses Myspace anymore.
Maybe it was a Tweet?
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Exactly. If it's going to be posted anywhere, it better be mainstream, dammit, or I sue!
Could have been
Bard of Lore:
Yeah, we were great together! It'd be a shame if it weren't mainstream!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
That and I'd actually be able to freaking SEE it since I don't remember it!
Must have been really blitzed that night...
Bard of Lore:
Yeahhh, damn other Kyle.
Drugging my waifu.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
And god only knows how many other people.
Bard of Lore:
But don't worry, take my word for it, it was amazing~
What a pervert.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Oh I believe you. <3
Bard of Lore:
Good, I'd be sad if you didn't <3
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
I just wish I could remember. D8
Bard of Lore:
I know, I know.
I could describe it for you, but I don't know how you feel about that.
Especially since I think he drugged me too.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Rather have video, really, visual references help more than audio.
Or text, in this case
Verbal, that's it
Bard of Lore:
Yeah, I was just about to point that out.
XD
You got it.
Still a little blitzed love?
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
How recent was this? o_O Usually drugs and things leave my system within a couple of days.
Bard of Lore:
...
Well, it all started with a party last night...
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
That'd explain it.
Bard of Lore:
I was walking home when I suddenly found myself in your apartment.
Then everything happened and I woke up at home.
'Twas weird.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Strange
Very strange
Bard of Lore:
Yeahhh
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
My apartment isn't big/clean enough to have a party in. o_O
Bard of Lore:
Hmmm.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Although that does explain the underwear that isn't mine lying around...
Bard of Lore:
Then maybe I used somebody else's rappel lines then...
And it would explain why I didn't have any on this morning.
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
...
Bard of Lore:
Doesn't explain why I don't have any on now though...
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
OH GOD THIS ISN'T MY APARTMENT. D8
Bard of Lore:
D8
What do you mean!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
The layout is backwards!
Bard of Lore:
*gasp*
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
Must have been the apartment across the hall!
Bard of Lore:
Holy leaping leprechauns!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
*rushes back across the hall to her own apartment*
Bard of Lore:
*rushes back to Omaha to comfort*
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
*rushes back to clean up the mess and get the discarded undies to wash*
Bard of Lore:
*helps clean the undies up, simultaneously taking off clothes*
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
... isn't that counter productive?
Bard of Lore:
...
I wanted a good view of you while we were working?
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
But now our PANTS are lying around instead of the underwear!
Bard of Lore:
...
But now your naked!
And so am I!
Mizu_Kage_Hikari:
But now we have more to clean up!
Bard of Lore:
*picks up clothes*
See, all better now.
