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Why? Because you need practice...

House rules,
4 bars
1 round
first to 3 votes win

Roll a 100 sided die, the higher number goes first

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Tsukidra wanna call me out, he must sick
the only thing he can beat me at is sucking some d**k.

He says I need practice, but he's the one that's dusty
slobbing on my knob, got a ******** rusty.


You know how this ends son, so assume the po-si-tion.
I got ya hook right here boy, so lets go fishin'.

Reeled you right out, cuz I'm lookin for a big bass
But I tossed ya back in cuz you ain't nuthin but a b***h a**.

(your turn bunny man)

Tsu wins, but this wasn't anything to be proud of, so be ashamed of your win.

Word? I thought this was a battle, not a hey I'm gonna post a piece of s**t verse and then get declared the winner?
Pretty sad you had a day and half to construct that pathetic verse, when I spit mine out in 25 minutes? 10 really if you consider the fact I was watching family guy for the other 15
Your last three bars don't even rhyme (Sorry most basic concept of rap?)
The transition from your second bar to your third is completely nonexistent, and so is the one from your third to your fourth.
Your fourth bar could be considered feeding by some people. Considering I brought up fishing and Bass (Which are sea creatures)
OH and You ******** up your own mortal kombat diss not once, but TWICE. (Which Sauce called you on and then turned around and said "it was Good")
And he votes you win?
Sauce quit d**k riding
and Tsu I will sue you
for impersonating a competent Mcee.
Maybe you oughta go back and learn the basics before you attempt to construct something clever.

Most of your rhymes were so basic you got 0 points for them, the same amount of points I give to someone who didn't rhyme. And your first line didn't even make sense (A basic foundation of speech which is a basic foundation of rap) And if you want to talk about bad transitions lets talk going from your first bar to your second. WTF? Now that's some homo s**t you just admitted to arguing with him about. To get your story straight, you don't think you need any practice sucking d**k because you're already better than him at sucking d**k? Wow, clear winner of this battle, I'm about to change my vote right now. His mortal combat line was "good" by comparison. I'm not d**k riding tsu, I don't even like the f*****t, but when it comes to votes I'm always honest and his verse was better than yours.

lmao, okay, so you thought I would stop from school and work, just to reply to your wack lines in a certain time frame. ******** if I knew when you even rolled the dice.

Guy my lines don't rhyme to YOU because YOU don't understand that people have different accents

my line doesn't rhyme within my line but with the second line of the bar

As for d**k riding, Apple hates me, I beat him a battle because of argument and he probably hates me more than ever now. Soooo idk if he rides dicks but it wouldnt be mine in this scenario.

You have no type of creativity in your bars as a matter of fact im gonna try again to depict any kind of sense from your punchlines.

maybe if ur bad at key styling you should try taking more than 25 minutes to construct something. I said I challenged you so YOU could get practice clearly you're not practicing hard enough if all my lines don't rhyme and im getting more votes than you.

***** i honestly even forgot you wrote a line about water and fish, your s**t wasn't worth remembering. actually ***** ill erase that bar and another 2 bars if it'll make you feel better.

besides my dumb a** wasn't talking fish, I was saying your moms had an std *****


Listen, you gave me crap to reply to so I returned the favor and on top of that you're complaining about how i'm winning? You hating a** big bass b***h a** ***** lololololololol

honestly im not even mad i just felt like talking s**t to your dumb a** xd get mad....loser xd

First time I'm checking this battle and wow.

Daddy is not happy children.


1 apple, stop trying to seem like the entire guild hates you, no, we just think your skill doesn't match your level of self absorption. If you're going to vote, vote and leave it at that, you're breakdown of bars, while somewhat vague, was a good look, offhand comment at the end confused

Lamount, what the ********. If you think someones bars weren't as good as yours, don't try to degrade them, let the votes show whose was better. I've seen some people get ******** over in these battles, IMO, taking the high road while getting cheated out of a win > getting the win(In this instance at least). Real s**t.

Tsu, I get where you're coming from, but s**t, it's not your place to defend yourself here, don't let apple's misery affect you.

BTW, Tsu, I know you plan on calling me out someday, when you do, I will ******** obliterate you worst than Silver did.