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hehe yea i know youve probilly seen a millon of these threads but i wanted to make a post ^_^

waz the deal with chuck norris?

1: I hate chuck norris.
2: I ******** up chucks a**
3: I play magic. and that cant be played in ANY tournament or even casual play, for its a creature, with no power, or toughness.
plus if it was a creature , the text
"destroy target player" would have to either have to cause
chuck to tap, or spend mana in a way,
or 0:destroy target player.
but the comprehensive rules say that players cannot be
"destroyed"
.. so yea.. messed up in many ways.. make if you
it was like. a 1/1 chuck norris guy..
with
"when chuck norris comes into play, destroy x number of players,
where x is z paid in the mana cost +1"

there ya go 3nodding

Chuck Norris is ghey.

eek

compasses do not point north, all compasses point tward chuck norris. It just so happens that chuck norris likes to sit shirtless at the north pole yelling "coats are for pussies" to the explorers