The Crooked Shop
Currently the witch is [IN]
Wassail and welcome to my shop! My name is Angus, or Twisting Ways as I am known on the net in some places!
I am online at any random time, but one doesn't usually know unless I am posting as I have myself hidden except from friends. But, if you have a request simply drop me a line and I will get to you! If the brackets say OUT that means that I am not going to be on Gaia for a while, either because of personal issues or because I do not want to be online. If it says that I am out please do not drop me any PMs as I will not get to them any time soon.
A little about the Witch
I am a witch currently practicing in the mountains of Montana. I have been a practicing magician for nearly ten years, and I have self identified as a witch for probably five of those years. I am skilled in cartomancy, scrying, spirit mediumship, sorcery, and storytelling. The purpose of this shop is to get better at my skills for helping other people, and to help me stop second guessing my abilities as a witch and as a person.
Services of the Witch
All services are free for persons of this guild, but a small donation is ever so kind. My distance divination is a little shaky, but I have been right so far with persons within the same state. I wish to hone my skills for persons outside of my initial influential sphere. I am also skilled in dream interpretation and will help you interpret your dreams. I will only provide readings for five persons per week so I can do one once per business day. That way my cards get some rest, and so do my fingers. Dream interpretation is whenever someone asks for them, really.
Spells are easily done, but I will not under any circumstances work a curse for you. I am skilled in the art of cursing, but I will not do it for free. Ever. That stuff is costly, you know. Under the service of spells I will light a candle, or create a charm to hang above my work table, or burn a petition for you, or give an offering for you. Spells for prosperity, love, protection, et cetera are all viable requests. I will only work three spells at a time, though, so make your reservations. At the end of a lunar cycle (a month basically) I will reset my reservations. This gives me three weeks of work and a week to recuperate.
I can also provide counseling on different aspects of witchcraft, so if you are new to the art I can help guide you in the correct direction. However, I am not a teacher, I do not describe myself as a teacher, I can only give advice. Whatever happens to you is your fault, not mine. This counseling can also be provided if you feel that you have a malicious spirit in your home. I will usually do a card reading if you feel that you have an entity in your home and then give you the appropriate steps to rid yourself of it.
If a spell does not work, I can certainly try again. This is to help me practice so when I actually ask for money for my services, my customers do not go unsatisfied! Yes, you are all guinea pigs, deal with it dramallama
My Message
Witchcraft is an art, a tool and a craft. Like any craft it should be used to help others in their time of need and not as some last resort.
