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MonsterbrauchstLiebezu

PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:57 pm


Just wanting a seke to chill and be pervy with <3
HOWEVER, with my very own awkward sekeness, I'm willing to take an uke IF said uke is willing to cosplay as Austria from Hetalia for me :c Otherwise--
NEW BFF SEKE!!! POST IF YA WANNA HANNGGG!! Like in rallies and s**t so we can CREEP PPL THE FAWK OUT!!! xDDD
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:50 pm


I can be the seke rally creeper with you! =))  

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MonsterbrauchstLiebezu

PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:57 pm


But your avi is female. It won't be as creeper ish TTT---TTT
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:42 am


Hello,seke here smile

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Nerdodactyl

Duck

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:32 am


WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:37 am


Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

MonsterbrauchstLiebezu


Nerdodactyl

Duck

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:52 am


HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:58 am


Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!

MonsterbrauchstLiebezu


cutepuppyeyes

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:02 pm


HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!
O-O
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:04 pm


HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE JUST BUISNESS PARTNERS, YOU GO ANTIQUING TOGETHER!! YOU NEVER TOOK ME ANTIQUING!
AND I ONLY SLEPT WITH THOSE ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SATISFY ME THEY GAVE ME THE KIND OF SKIN TI SKIN LOVING I COULD NEVER GET FROM YOU, YOU SON-OF-A-b***h!(refering to the fact your mother is a dog)

Nerdodactyl

Duck


MonsterbrauchstLiebezu

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:12 pm


Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE JUST BUISNESS PARTNERS, YOU GO ANTIQUING TOGETHER!! YOU NEVER TOOK ME ANTIQUING!
AND I ONLY SLEPT WITH THOSE ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SATISFY ME THEY GAVE ME THE KIND OF SKIN TI SKIN LOVING I COULD NEVER GET FROM YOU, YOU SON-OF-A-b***h!(refering to the fact your mother is a dog)

YOU NEVER ASKED TO ANTIQUING! I WOULD LOVE TO GO ANTIQUING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST NEVER ASKED, SO THATS A FAILURE ON YOUR PART!!!
OF COURSE I COULDN'T GIVE YOU SKIN TO SKIN!!! ALL YOU WOULD DO WAS DROP MY PANTS AND BEND ME OVER A TABLE OR SOMETHING!!!!I HAD NO CONTROL! YOU KNOW HOW WEAKENED I AM AND YOU JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!! ~cries in emo corner~
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:23 pm


HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
WHY, BABE WHY!?!?!!?
ALL I ASK IS WHY?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO REPLACING ME JUST BECAUSE I CHEATED ON YOU WITH THAT GOAT!!!
BABE THIS IS INSANE!!!!!

NO! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I CAN'T GO ON LIVING LIKE THIS!!!
IT WASN'T JUST THE GOAT, BUT I ALSO CAUGHT YOU WITH THE WATER BUFFALO!!!!
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HURTS ME SO!!!!
WHAT DO THOSE ANIMALS GIVE YOU THAT I CAN'T?!?!?!

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE JUST BUISNESS PARTNERS, YOU GO ANTIQUING TOGETHER!! YOU NEVER TOOK ME ANTIQUING!
AND I ONLY SLEPT WITH THOSE ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SATISFY ME THEY GAVE ME THE KIND OF SKIN TI SKIN LOVING I COULD NEVER GET FROM YOU, YOU SON-OF-A-b***h!(refering to the fact your mother is a dog)

YOU NEVER ASKED TO ANTIQUING! I WOULD LOVE TO GO ANTIQUING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST NEVER ASKED, SO THATS A FAILURE ON YOUR PART!!!
OF COURSE I COULDN'T GIVE YOU SKIN TO SKIN!!! ALL YOU WOULD DO WAS DROP MY PANTS AND BEND ME OVER A TABLE OR SOMETHING!!!!I HAD NO CONTROL! YOU KNOW HOW WEAKENED I AM AND YOU JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!! ~cries in emo corner~

YOU COULD HAVE STEPPED UP AND BEEN A MAN!
I DOUBT THAT THAT HORSE ASKED TO GO ANTIQUING YOU JUST TOOK HIM, WHY COULDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR ME TO SURPRISE ME!?!
I KNOW WHY BECAUSE YOU'RE TO MUCH OF AN UKE,
I DIDN'T ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON TOP BUT I HAD TO SATIFY MY NEEDS.
YOU BRING SHAME TO SEKES EVERYWHERE AND I HERE BY DECREE THAT YOU MUST WEAR THIS UNTILL YOU PROVE IT FALSE *puts a sticker on your shirt that reads "Hello I'm uke"*
D<

Nerdodactyl

Duck


MonsterbrauchstLiebezu

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:17 pm


Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE JUST BUISNESS PARTNERS, YOU GO ANTIQUING TOGETHER!! YOU NEVER TOOK ME ANTIQUING!
AND I ONLY SLEPT WITH THOSE ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SATISFY ME THEY GAVE ME THE KIND OF SKIN TI SKIN LOVING I COULD NEVER GET FROM YOU, YOU SON-OF-A-b***h!(refering to the fact your mother is a dog)

YOU NEVER ASKED TO ANTIQUING! I WOULD LOVE TO GO ANTIQUING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST NEVER ASKED, SO THATS A FAILURE ON YOUR PART!!!
OF COURSE I COULDN'T GIVE YOU SKIN TO SKIN!!! ALL YOU WOULD DO WAS DROP MY PANTS AND BEND ME OVER A TABLE OR SOMETHING!!!!I HAD NO CONTROL! YOU KNOW HOW WEAKENED I AM AND YOU JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!! ~cries in emo corner~

YOU COULD HAVE STEPPED UP AND BEEN A MAN!
I DOUBT THAT THAT HORSE ASKED TO GO ANTIQUING YOU JUST TOOK HIM, WHY COULDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR ME TO SURPRISE ME!?!
I KNOW WHY BECAUSE YOU'RE TO MUCH OF AN UKE,
I DIDN'T ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON TOP BUT I HAD TO SATIFY MY NEEDS.
YOU BRING SHAME TO SEKES EVERYWHERE AND I HERE BY DECREE THAT YOU MUST WEAR THIS UNTILL YOU PROVE IT FALSE *puts a sticker on your shirt that reads "Hello I'm uke"*
D<

OH YEAAAAHHH?!?!?!
~rips off your clothes and FAWKS THE FAWK OUTTA YOU~
AND BTW, THAT'S MYYY UNDERWEAR YOUR WEARING!!!!
~thrusts harder in anger~
AND THIS IS NOW MY ASSSSS AND NO ******** ANIMAL IS GOING TO STICK ANYTHING IN THIIIISSS AASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
~rips sticker off shirt~
BECAUSE ITS MY ASSSSS AND I CAN SEME THIS ******** s**t UPPPP!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:50 pm


HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl

YOU SAW ME WITH THE WATER BUFFALO, THAT WAS A SECRET MEETING WHO TOLD YOU?!?! IT WAS THE SHEEP WASN'T IT I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM MORE THAN A BJ TO KEEP HIM QUIET!
AND THOSE ANIMALS GAVE ME SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EVER DID AND COULD EVER KNOW!!!
THAT GOAT WOULD 'NAAAAH' SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY EAR AND THAT WATER BUFFALO SEDUCED ME HE JUST LISTENED TO ME TALK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CHEAT ON YOU BUT WERE ALWAYS BUSY WITH WORK AND THAT STUPID HORSE. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO!

WHAT?!?
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING IN RELATIONS WITH THAT DAMN HORSE! WE'RE BUSINESS PARTNERS! OF COURSE WE HAVE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER!
AND YES, THE SHEEP DID TELL ME ABOUT THE WATER BUFFALO! BUT IT WASN'T JUST THE SHEEP! NO, IT WAS THE GOAT TOO, BECAUSE I HIRED HIM AS A SPY TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE FAITHFUL TO ME OR NOT!!!!
AND NOW I CAN SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE!
THE ONLY THING YOU EVER WANTED OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP WAS TO GET TO KNOW ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!! I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU NOW!!!
I LOVED YOU!!!! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME!!! JUST-JUST GO TO YOUR ROOM!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE JUST BUISNESS PARTNERS, YOU GO ANTIQUING TOGETHER!! YOU NEVER TOOK ME ANTIQUING!
AND I ONLY SLEPT WITH THOSE ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SATISFY ME THEY GAVE ME THE KIND OF SKIN TI SKIN LOVING I COULD NEVER GET FROM YOU, YOU SON-OF-A-b***h!(refering to the fact your mother is a dog)

YOU NEVER ASKED TO ANTIQUING! I WOULD LOVE TO GO ANTIQUING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST NEVER ASKED, SO THATS A FAILURE ON YOUR PART!!!
OF COURSE I COULDN'T GIVE YOU SKIN TO SKIN!!! ALL YOU WOULD DO WAS DROP MY PANTS AND BEND ME OVER A TABLE OR SOMETHING!!!!I HAD NO CONTROL! YOU KNOW HOW WEAKENED I AM AND YOU JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!! ~cries in emo corner~

YOU COULD HAVE STEPPED UP AND BEEN A MAN!
I DOUBT THAT THAT HORSE ASKED TO GO ANTIQUING YOU JUST TOOK HIM, WHY COULDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR ME TO SURPRISE ME!?!
I KNOW WHY BECAUSE YOU'RE TO MUCH OF AN UKE,
I DIDN'T ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON TOP BUT I HAD TO SATIFY MY NEEDS.
YOU BRING SHAME TO SEKES EVERYWHERE AND I HERE BY DECREE THAT YOU MUST WEAR THIS UNTILL YOU PROVE IT FALSE *puts a sticker on your shirt that reads "Hello I'm uke"*
D<

OH YEAAAAHHH?!?!?!
~rips off your clothes and FAWKS THE FAWK OUTTA YOU~
AND BTW, THAT'S MYYY UNDERWEAR YOUR WEARING!!!!
~thrusts harder in anger~
AND THIS IS NOW MY ASSSSS AND NO ******** ANIMAL IS GOING TO STICK ANYTHING IN THIIIISSS AASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
~rips sticker off shirt~
BECAUSE ITS MY ASSSSS AND I CAN SEME THIS ******** s**t UPPPP!!!!


Oh bby, that's my man. ;D

Nerdodactyl

Duck


MonsterbrauchstLiebezu

PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 4:00 pm


Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl
HakuDei
Nerdodactyl

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE JUST BUISNESS PARTNERS, YOU GO ANTIQUING TOGETHER!! YOU NEVER TOOK ME ANTIQUING!
AND I ONLY SLEPT WITH THOSE ANIMALS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SATISFY ME THEY GAVE ME THE KIND OF SKIN TI SKIN LOVING I COULD NEVER GET FROM YOU, YOU SON-OF-A-b***h!(refering to the fact your mother is a dog)

YOU NEVER ASKED TO ANTIQUING! I WOULD LOVE TO GO ANTIQUING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST NEVER ASKED, SO THATS A FAILURE ON YOUR PART!!!
OF COURSE I COULDN'T GIVE YOU SKIN TO SKIN!!! ALL YOU WOULD DO WAS DROP MY PANTS AND BEND ME OVER A TABLE OR SOMETHING!!!!I HAD NO CONTROL! YOU KNOW HOW WEAKENED I AM AND YOU JUST TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!!! ~cries in emo corner~

YOU COULD HAVE STEPPED UP AND BEEN A MAN!
I DOUBT THAT THAT HORSE ASKED TO GO ANTIQUING YOU JUST TOOK HIM, WHY COULDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR ME TO SURPRISE ME!?!
I KNOW WHY BECAUSE YOU'RE TO MUCH OF AN UKE,
I DIDN'T ALWAYS WANT TO BE ON TOP BUT I HAD TO SATIFY MY NEEDS.
YOU BRING SHAME TO SEKES EVERYWHERE AND I HERE BY DECREE THAT YOU MUST WEAR THIS UNTILL YOU PROVE IT FALSE *puts a sticker on your shirt that reads "Hello I'm uke"*
D<

OH YEAAAAHHH?!?!?!
~rips off your clothes and FAWKS THE FAWK OUTTA YOU~
AND BTW, THAT'S MYYY UNDERWEAR YOUR WEARING!!!!
~thrusts harder in anger~
AND THIS IS NOW MY ASSSSS AND NO ******** ANIMAL IS GOING TO STICK ANYTHING IN THIIIISSS AASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
~rips sticker off shirt~
BECAUSE ITS MY ASSSSS AND I CAN SEME THIS ******** s**t UPPPP!!!!


Oh bby, that's my man. ;D

I'm glad you enjoyed that. ;3
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