Watervoir
Dear Sweetange,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new knife you saw in Garage-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left mustache to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Dawn, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Pocky in the heart for just one moment with that thing."Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours dementedly,Watervoir
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new knife you saw in Garage-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left mustache to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand murders to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Dawn, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Pocky in the heart for just one moment with that thing."Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours dementedly,Watervoir
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Watervoir
Dear Sweetange,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a bloody Xmas! I'm sure visions of Rina's cupcake-plums are already stabbing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your mustaches with boughs of mercury? Have you spiked the bread with plenty of ketchup? Have you frolic your jumper by the chimney with care? Did you leave out mushroom and some smoothie for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours dementedly,Watervoir
I'm writing this letter to wish you a bloody Xmas! I'm sure visions of Rina's cupcake-plums are already stabbing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your mustaches with boughs of mercury? Have you spiked the bread with plenty of ketchup? Have you frolic your jumper by the chimney with care? Did you leave out mushroom and some smoothie for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours dementedly,Watervoir
azora natashi
Dear Sweetange,
Looks like winter's here--rulers have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my femur. So I got out a jack-hammer and sidled them into a pile. Watervoir and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make caffine angels.
Yours lovingly, azora natashi
Looks like winter's here--rulers have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my femur. So I got out a jack-hammer and sidled them into a pile. Watervoir and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make caffine angels.
Yours lovingly, azora natashi
Tanoshii Bento
Dear Sweetange,
Today we decorated our holiday lion. I hung strings of sexy pennies all over it, and topped it with a fishies. It's stinky! Plus it smells like a potatoes, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to shiver some cookies to give to python. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some penguins, stickers and revolting berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours unwillingly, Tanoshii Bento
Today we decorated our holiday lion. I hung strings of sexy pennies all over it, and topped it with a fishies. It's stinky! Plus it smells like a potatoes, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to shiver some cookies to give to python. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some penguins, stickers and revolting berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours unwillingly, Tanoshii Bento
dawnwolfee
Dear Sweetange,
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new pillow you saw in Garage-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left spleen to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand gluttonys to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Fergie, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Superman in the liver for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours still awkwardly, dawnwolfee
Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new pillow you saw in Garage-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left spleen to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand gluttonys to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, Fergie, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch Superman in the liver for just one moment with that thing." Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!
Yours still awkwardly, dawnwolfee
dawnwolfee
Dear Sweetange,
Today we decorated our holiday elephant. I hung strings of bald dice all over it, and topped it with a spoons. It's tangy! Plus it smells like a puke, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to swam some cookies to give to Pocky. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some mice, cheese and smelly berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours awkwardly,dawnwolfee
Today we decorated our holiday elephant. I hung strings of bald dice all over it, and topped it with a spoons. It's tangy! Plus it smells like a puke, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to swam some cookies to give to Pocky. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some mice, cheese and smelly berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours awkwardly,dawnwolfee
dawnwolfee
Dear Sweetange,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a suspicious Xmas! I'm sure visions of pig-plums are already flying in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cows with boughs of dirt? Have you spiked the candy with plenty of pee? Have you sits your underwear by the chimney with care? Did you leave out ice cream and some ketchup for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours abnormally, dawnwolfee
I'm writing this letter to wish you a suspicious Xmas! I'm sure visions of pig-plums are already flying in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your cows with boughs of dirt? Have you spiked the candy with plenty of pee? Have you sits your underwear by the chimney with care? Did you leave out ice cream and some ketchup for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours abnormally, dawnwolfee
Professor Oreo
Dear Sweetange,
Today we decorated our holiday a tree. I hung strings of merrly mice all over it, and topped it with a blocks. It's awesome! Plus it smells like a socks, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to running some cookies to give to yuki. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some shoes, shirts and nice berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours awesomely, Professor Oreo
Today we decorated our holiday a tree. I hung strings of merrly mice all over it, and topped it with a blocks. It's awesome! Plus it smells like a socks, wafting holiday cheer throughout the house. Pretty soon I'm going to running some cookies to give to yuki. I've got a few special ingredients I want to include: some shoes, shirts and nice berries. Doesn't that sound delicious?
Yours awesomely, Professor Oreo
Professor Oreo
Dear Sweetange,
I'm writing this letter to wish you a sexy Xmas! I'm sure visions of sex cakes-plums are already sexing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your suns with boughs of crack? Have you spiked the sex chips with plenty of sex juice? Have you humping your pantys by the chimney with care? Did you leave out sex cupcakes and some sex soda for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours sexyly, Professor Oreo
I'm writing this letter to wish you a sexy Xmas! I'm sure visions of sex cakes-plums are already sexing in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your suns with boughs of crack? Have you spiked the sex chips with plenty of sex juice? Have you humping your pantys by the chimney with care? Did you leave out sex cupcakes and some sex soda for Santa and his reindeer?
Yours sexyly, Professor Oreo
