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 Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:35 am
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:36 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:10 pm
hey guys heard a funny joke, how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:47 pm
CokePixie hey guys heard a funny joke, how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
LIGHT MAKES THEN CRY.
lol
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:34 am
I heard a version of that joke ... the answer was none .... they all just sit on the floor and cry in the dark.
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:54 pm
punkarama I heard a version of that joke ... the answer was none .... they all just sit on the floor and cry in the dark. yeah that's the version i heard, but i got another one: this guy walks into his bedroom where his wife is sitting in bed. Under his arm he cradles a sheep. He then says, "Honey, this is the pig i've been sleeping with when you're sick, have a head ache, or just don't feel in the mood." His wife replies, "Yeah well that's not a pig, it's a sheep you dumbass!" The man looks at his wife and says sharply, "What the hell made you think i was talking to you?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:55 pm
CokePixie punkarama I heard a version of that joke ... the answer was none .... they all just sit on the floor and cry in the dark. yeah that's the version i heard, but i got another one: this guy walks into his bedroom where his wife is sitting in bed. Under his arm he cradles a sheep. He then says, "Honey, this is the pig i've been sleeping with when you're sick, have a head ache, or just don't feel in the mood." His wife replies, "Yeah well that's not a pig, it's a sheep you dumbass!" The man looks at his wife and says sharply, "What the hell made you think i was talking to you?" lol good one.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:29 pm
my dad told me this one:
this guy finds a genie and the genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes but just know that everything you wish for every lawyer in the world will get twice." So the man says excitedly, "i want a hot new car!" so the genie says, "your wish has been granted, but remember now every lawyer in the world has 2 hot new cars. Now what's your second wish?" the man thinks for a second and then says, "I wish i had a million dollars!" the genie once again grants his wish and says, "No remember every lawyer in the world now has 2 million dollars, now what's your final wish?" This time the man ponders a bit and then says, "you know? I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:29 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:05 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:13 am
CokePixie my dad told me this one: this guy finds a genie and the genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes but just know that everything you wish for every lawyer in the world will get twice." So the man says excitedly, "i want a hot new car!" so the genie says, "your wish has been granted, but remember now every lawyer in the world has 2 hot new cars. Now what's your second wish?" the man thinks for a second and then says, "I wish i had a million dollars!" the genie once again grants his wish and says, "No remember every lawyer in the world now has 2 million dollars, now what's your final wish?" This time the man ponders a bit and then says, "you know? I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:07 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:12 am
Don't deny us your love!!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:45 pm
I saw this and thought of Harf 
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