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The night had rolled in as it usually does with Massulle walking down a dark and lonely snow covered street.The air was frozen while the sky was rendered a soft midnight gray whilst twinkling snow flakes fell like tiny icy stars that shimmered with an other worldly light , a beauty which Massulle had grown so fond of. . .when sudden stillness struck , his eyes shifted down to a single snarling little green rabbit , a stranger to the threat of these creatures he scoffed a little ,"Wheres your sub lil grunny?"
putting no actual effort into his strike Massulle snaps his fingers releasing a flickering mass of sparks towards the little critter with expectations to scare it off.A smile creases across his face as the flames and sparks melt the snow while lighting the street , as the flames disperse the grunny remains unbudged , the sparks clear and Massulles smile fades. . the
fires part to reveal countless pairs of red eyes staring back at him
"Aw man..."said with his graveled voice , his eyes then shift back down to the first grunny , a quick squeak like sneeze causes the soot to flake off of the unharmed grunny. He slowly draws his sword showing great caution not to make any sudden moves"Its gonna be one of them nights"

Tier 1 - Grunnies

AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC:5
Rolled Damage:11

Attack =Fail sweatdrop

Remaining enemy HP:40

The grunny subs take the opportunity to unload a barrage of missiles into the narrow ally flooding the area between the brick walls with a burst of fire followed by a thick cloud of black smoke.This smog is quickly dispersed with a swing of his large blade , as Massulle stands with his head hung with a low scowl , His nostrils flood out a wisp of flame while he stands ready to make a rebuttal against the fuzzy green nemesis.
His counter strike begins with his sword being thrown forward to the grunny sub on the right , as he charges left.The blade strikes the fuel/exhaust port on the Grunny powered Machine , flames spurt from the gash left in this critical area of the vehicle , Massulle slams his shoulder underneath the cockpit window crippling the control center of his target , the grunny sub baring the devastating damage of Massulles buster sword ,attempts to Slam a Mighty grunny chop to His head , Massulles arm flips back stopping the strike with his fore arm , he then with a crushing grip grabs the arm of the mech , he utters a slight strained grunt before swinging the captured sub into the one beside him.The hilt of his sword then impales the Shoulder tackled grunny sub locking the two together , His attack having been successful he begins to dig his heels into the ice layered pavement just as the fuel duct shot off a sudden jet of fire , using this to add to his own increasing momentum as he grips the arm of the pierced vehicle , he spins with an increasing speed , his grin creases further across his face.sensing the nearing detonation from the increased beeping of the damaged subs he released the captured grunny subs sending them whipping into the sky , Massulle then walks a few feet further to be met by a still large group of grunnies , he raises one hand to the air while an overshadowing explosion rattled the ground below with an impressive display of fire works, The sword shoots from the cloud of debris and smoke to land hilt in hand directly back to Massulles grasp.
"Thats how we do"said with a wide smirk , His tone deepened with confidence.


Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 40

Rolled AC:11
Rolled damage:6

Attack=Successful stressed

Remaining enemy HP:34

Upon The Combustion of 18 grunnies, Massulle made the Fatal Mistake to react by saying eek "Rly?"
The grunnies quickly retreated to the nearby shadows and the air fell silent
Just before a Tremendous Horned owl Swooped down with lighting trailing its talons Screaming
scream "YARLY!!1!" Massulle being Blind sided by this notorious demotivational Poster juggernaut , The The great Owl gripped Massulle's shoulders and quickly ascends high into the air , The Raptor's Beak just barely touches the roof of the winter sky , Finally the equivalence to 4 bolts of Yarly Lightning Course into Massulles Body , The owl heaves Massulle's sparking body upward , having taken harder hits on a good day He quickly Draws his sword and gives the bird the bird.
stressed the Owl Angered by its own lack of possible offensive gestures , its wings flap furiously before folding them to its side , it sores down at snikittysnak speed
[which is such an unreasonable speed it lacks a proper measurement]
Straight towards Massulle , Seeing the unreasonable speed this owl has chosen to use he readies his blade by giving it a quick dip into a random free falling bucket of Epic. the owl closes in and passes Massulle leaving only a few sparks from the collision made from the wicked fast clash with the blade as the image of the horned terror appears behind Massulle 1.2 seconds before 17 more loud clangs sends a fountain of sparks that shot from the point of impact. Massulle manages to deflect Another 9 Lightning fast strikes before a huge anti aircraft shell whizzes past Him during his fall.
Rotating to see the origin of the bullet , he manages to catch a glimpse of a Grunny Occupied Turrent just before the great horned owl swoops back into His view , it swoops and rotates dodging multiple rounds from the turrent as it falls back with eyes locked on Massulle , his eye's focus blur from his Winged aggressor to the huge orange blasts
heading straight for him.Slinging his sword side to side while the bullets graze off.The owl allows one more shell pass before increasing its speed.
Massulle twists hard , with one last mighty swing and Slams his weapon into the bullet. The bullet spirals rapidly against the flat of his blade.Massulle turns his glare with gritted teeth towards the Owl which carries lightning as a pigeon carries a message , and with the final exertion he reflects the projectile crashing back towards the Beast. scream YAH
Having no time to react[due to the unreasonable speed it chose to use]
It opens its beak wide to scream an unknown profanity which was interrupted by an anti aircraft round which flew straight down its gullet.
Massulle Lets out an earth rattling Yell just before landing with a single hand planted on the ground , the owl seen slowly falling downward a few hundred feet over Massulles head.He Stands resting the sword over his shoulder , the owl Explodes with a ground darkening brilliance as Massulle shoots his fist up with his Index and little finger raised a loud strum of an electric guitar screams out on the moment of Explosion.
_ _
) 3 "You aint gonna rock like The red rook rocks. . ."

After that cheddar tastic line was delivered , he opened his eye looking down to spot a grunny Urinating on his left shoe , it then scampers away
the scene then shifts to the grunnies retreat , beneath it an
attention grabbing grey oval appears , stating that an achievement has been unlocked , [Parade Rainer]
the grunny then went to the Xbox menu
[for grunnies enjoy game consoles with a green emblem]
to read - [Parade rainer]
Urinate on an opposing player just after a level 4 epic moment
Enemy:Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 18

Rolled AC:4
Rolled damage:2
Remianing Enemy HP:18
Attack=Epic- fail

Frustrated the grunnies become impatient and lose any trace of sportsmanship , they all leap into the air baring theyre Fangs , forming an inclosing green bubble , that shrinks as they fall closer inward towards Massulle.Expelling a pulsation of fire witch deflects the grunnie's attack , Massulle Throws his arms outward.Once again He reaches behind him to draw his sword as the grunnies regroup infront of him.Stepping forward He points his Weapon at them''I....am gonna get to Mattress Madness warehouse. . .''He draws his sword to to a readied position , lowering his stance
"To take advantage of Mattress Madness Mondays low low prices"
His eyes narrow sharply.
Enemy:Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 14

Rolled AC:15
Rolled damage:3

Attack=11

[Is amazed at the damage roll o.o]
Random debris flutter about , one shard lands on it ending its twitching all together.
The breeze returns , as the flickering stars of snow seem to return to Massulles vision.The night returns to its chilled , mystifying state of serenity , as He quietly returns his blade to its holster the light of the lanterns seem to fade.His attention turns back to the street now littered with the bodies of the defeated Green rabbits , His eyes scan over the collection of fallen little beasts , theyre faces now resemble closer to those of actual wounded rabbits. Massulle feels a dreadful sense of
familiarity when looking down at these creatures that have been warped from natures design. So many of his battles have ended the same way "Aw Man"He whispered solemnly with a low graveled voice.The night was not yet as over as it felt. . .Even after burying each grunny , he couldnt help but feel that the grunnies he had fought , were just as himself in the sense of war , each a soldier doing what a soldier does , fighting for what ever reason theyre leader sees fit.With the one last scoop of soil he finishes burying his final opponent , Massulle places the grunnie's plasma sword on top of the mound where its wielder rests.On Its gleaming steel handle , a single snowflake lands , it melts with a single drop water that streams down its rounded shape.
He continues the walk down the road he'd been traveling prior to the conflict.
Massulle then decides that tonights not the night for Mattress shopping.

Enemy: Grunnies
AC: 10
HP: 1

Rolled AC:13
Rolled damage:1

Attack=success

Remaining enemy HP:0