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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:48 pm
 In the basement of the Murrow residence, the M&M investigators conduct their business! Anyone can come in to make a request and, provided they're paid on time, the detectives will do everything in their power to get the job done! They boast a 100% success rate – mostly because they haven't had a job to bunk yet, but it does sound good, doesn't it? Anyway, their related to Neil Murrow! That has to get their credibility up! ..No? It does the opposite?! Er. Well, the lead investigator is nothing like his brother, if that helps any. At least we hope he isn't.
Moving on! The interior looks like any classic detective movie from the good old Noir days would depict! Actually, it looks.. exactly like most of the movies would depict. As if someone had bought the props from one of the old movies online and put them to actual use in reality.. Well, putting that oddity aside, there's one main desk where the secretary works, to the right is a waiting room for someone to relax in, while the left would provide an office for Robert Murrow to work in. The lights are normally dimmed and a majority of the furniture is black, white, or gray, making anyone seem colorful in this setting!
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:02 pm
 As I walked into my office, I was still pondering everything that had happen. Who was that mysterious girl? What did she want from me? Why had she put me into the auction? Who had won me? All of this was connected somehow, yet, I could not figure out how. What a detective I was making. Not even able to solve a small mystery like this. Given, this was the first time that I was the centre piece of that mystery. All I knew, what that for now, I had to wait. Wait for the Miss Habanero, whoever she was. As I sat behind my desk, I crossed my fingers over my chin, trying to make some sence into what I knew.
Catrina was away, busy playing with her tea drinker. It was awfully silent in the room without her. The only noise I could hear was that of the ceiling fan... which was rather odd, considering it wasn't working, being the middle of winter and everything. That was yet an other mystery to solve, but it would have to wait.
For now, I pulled out some files I had. Something every good detective did, was keeping a file on every resident of the island. I had conduct a preliminary investigation on every single one of them before moving here. Unfortunatly for me, That Celest Girl had moved here after my investigation, or perhaps that wasn't her real name at all... As for the Habanero woman... suffice to say that her file was pretty small. She had a lots of diploma an was a teacher at the local school.... Surely, she was the evil mastermind behind all this. Celest was only a henchman, a peon in her plans.... but just what were those plans! Why was I involved?
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:42 pm
Ms Habanero ❤ ❤ ❤ I found myself arriving late to the date I managed to win myself. My blind date would be a bit more than that, I knew this from the start, which is why I went home, got changed, took a shower.. not necessarily in that order. I only own three dresses. A white dress, a black one, and a red one. Today? I was the woman in white. Sadly I did not have enough fashion knowledge to think of wearing anything other than combat boots. I let myself into the basement of the detective's office, knocking only twice before I let myself. A detective like him was trouble. This is my city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit. I think to myself, wondering if I can use that line in this conversation at all, too disappointed to notice how silly that was. "Hello detective. Pleasant evening we're having, isn't it?" I ask ironically. The rain was coming down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors. I quote, hoping I also get to say that in this conversation. 
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:11 pm
 As she walked into my office, I knew right away that she was the one, the one who had bought me with the help of the girl named Celest, if that was her real name. Only a pure villain like her could be wearing a dress the same colour as her hair, yet have such a pale complexion and combat boots. My right hand went instictivly to the gun tapped under my desk. I could not take any chances with someone who thought with lines taken directly from The Spirit. Those were dangerous people. Too dangerous for a small town like this. "It looks like s**t, if you ask me", I replied to her. I still wasn't sure how it manage to rain only on my house as the rest of the island was stuck under the snow. That was the s**t luck of detectives. Moonless nights and rain seemed to follower you where ever you go."What do you want from me?" I asked her as I leaned foward on my desk, placing the hand that wasn't touching my gun on it and looked right into her eyes. Something was wrong in them. But then again, something was wrong in every female eyes... if only I had knew back then.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:42 pm
Ms Habanero ❤ ❤ ❤ Looks like s**t? He did not say it in a way that I could make it sound silly. i hide my disappointment. Such good quotes from movies based off comic books that I could have used. Such a shame. "What i want isn't really that important Mr. Murrow. What's important is what exactly you want? Why would a man such as yourself ever possibly move to a little island like Nirvani. Without having some odd motive. I'm just an innocent school teacher wishing for answers, just like you. We're very similar you know." I inform him, turning to face the door leading out. I do this for dramatic effect, wishing that there would be lightening as I make a big reveal such as this one. "We're both black girls." [ 
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Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:17 pm
"HOW DID YOU KNOW?" I exclaimed, as I got up and slammed both of my hands against my desk. It was impossible! Nobody knew that information! "Tell me where you got that information?" I demanded. We are both black girls was a secret code that the Countess of Wonderly had told me before leaving, after that we had slept stogether during the case of the Sugary Pigeon. She had diapered afterward and only later did I learn that she was behind everything, including the death of my old partner, Archer Thursby. I had looked for her since, but she was a powerful women. I could never found her exact whereabout... And now, that girl, that Habanero, whom I knew didn't existed, surfaced in my officer saying the same thing that had been said to me so many years ago. "Tell me what you want, woman!"
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:05 pm
Ms Habanero ❤ ❤ ❤ Is this man fo' reals? I think to myself, quite enjoying that I use 'fo reals' in my own head. He seems to be rather crazy. Maybe Romane-crazy. Could they perhaps make a good couple? Oh but that monk is rather adorable. I should plan with something else. "It's not what I want to tell you Mr. Murrow." I respond, clearly not knowing what the ******** I'm saying. As long as it sounded cool, it would work.. he did not seem too bright. "But what I was made tell you. Made by destiny perhaps. Or something like that. Can't you see, Mr. Murrow?" I turn to the door, now it's time for an exit. What a short date, right? I believe this little meeting of ours will lead to a lot of hours of amusement. Maybe during the next festival... I think to myself, foreshadowing in my own mind for the readers. Take them bitching skills. "Someone is after you, Mr. Murrow. After you and the little Murrows. I'm just a messenger sent to warn you of what may come." That sounds about right.
I opened the door to the exit, but before I can leave, I find myself turning around, thinking of something cool to add. "Have you heard of the Goddess Festival, Mr. Murrow? It might interest you." With that, I make my leave. Another successful day, now to find a target for him~ /Exit [ 
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:51 pm
Someone was after me? And after the little Murrow? That could only be Catrina. Neil was not only older, but also taller, it couldn't be him. But... Why Catrina? She had never done anything... unless... it was a mean to get to me? All that was very confusing. I saw back against my chair. In time like these, I only had one friend. His name was Jack. Jack Daniels. I always kept a bottle of it in my drawer, as well as a glass. I poured myself some, and drank it in silence, reflecting the events of the day.
//end of the day.
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:15 am
 Natalia stared at the scrap of paper in her hand, then up at the door, then back down to the paper. She stared at the piece of paper until the words she had scribbled down before she left didn't make much sense anymore. Had... she gotten the right place? The building looked like a house. That then looked like a shoe. Don't get her wrong, she stared at the shoe house in sheer awe and appreciation for a few moments, but now that she was by the door, she wondered if she had gotten lost. Well, the name on the door matched the name she had... She was just standing there for no apparent reason, wasn't she? It wasn't her fault she didn't know what to do! She had never had a job before! She stared at the paper for a few more seconds before crumpling it up into a ball and stuffing it into her pocket.
She knocked firmly on the door. She... honestly, she had no idea if she should go in or wait for someone to answer it. She could be interrupted something important! But what if they didn't answer it for just anyone? What a dilemma! Natalia could feel her mind begin to spin. But before she got too dizzy and couldn't tell which way was forward, she cleared her throat before knocking once more. "Erm... Hello! I'm Natalia Piper, the new assistant!" she yelled. Ahh, compromise. If she couldn't go in but couldn't just wait, then she might as well let them know who she was~
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:18 am
 Catrina, sniffling and sneezing with every irritated swipe at her itchy nose, was sitting behind the front desk, hiding out quietly in the basement – otherwise known as the family business. The girl was usually darting around the area, playing outside, rolling in a stash of catnip upstairs, or sometimes even chasing after Mr. BoJangle with the usual excitement she held. This day, though? Catrina was feeling terrible. It was a surprise she had even bothered to get out of her little cat bed that day! The other two days, she had done nothing but roll around in bed and mewl about how horrible it was to be sick, while vehemently denying any such possibility whenever one of her brothers came near. She knew what they would do! They would try to send her to.. to a vet! She didn't like vets! They were always mean and stupid and – and.. and.. Catrina let out a very loud sneeze, bursting through her thoughts to the point she had to scowl and hiss. She hated being sick! But she hated vets even more! So, she was hiding before someone caught onto her state, under the secretary's desk since no one ever used that desk. They didn't have a secretary!
That Catrina knew of, anyway. Before the cat could carry on in her thoughts, she heard a hesitant knock at the door. If her 'real' ears worked, they would have perked in that direction, as her head turned around to try and stare through metal. She seemed cured of all her problems at that sound! Her eyes were shiny again, her nose, though red, twitched in curiosity, and her 'tail' should have twitched, as she would like to believe it had. She hurried out from under the desk and darted straight to the door, hopping to get to the doorknob, clinging to it eagerly as she struggled to turn it without a thumb. She may be trapped in a human's body, but it didn't mean she had to act like one! With one more lurch, the door opened and she heard the shout~! She smiled widely, trying her best not to sniffle at the woman, “Mjau~ Nata-.. Nata.. Na-Na-Na..” She sucked in her breath and tried to hold it back, failing in the next second as she looked at the ground with a small squeak of a sneeze. That was why she hated sneezes! They made her sound like that damned mouse! She humphed and stared heatedly up at the girl, daring her to criticize her for that.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:30 pm
 Natalia had been a little startled to have the door open just shortly after she knocked and yelled. And then she was impressed! Of course, these were professionals! They probably were so rich, they had hired door-openers. Their house was shaped like a SHOE, afterall. These were obviously some very high class people she was dealing with. She clasped her hands behind her back and blinked as the door opened. There... wasn't anyone there? She glanced behind her, as if looking for cameras (she would need to kick Rory's a** for pranking her), but as she turned back towards the door, she noticed that there was a girl in the doorway! Of course! Silly Nat, you always forget to look down, down you? Always looking up! It's because that stupid Rory is so goddamn tall. She looked the girl over. A real catgirl! If Natalia hadn't been so neutral about cats, she probably would have been excited, but... ehh. A doggirl would have been better. Besides, she seemed to be sick. Her mental picture of professionals and their door-openers had been shattered, and she was left with a little girl dressed up as a cat and sneezing. "Hi, I'm Natalia Piper," she introduced herself with a small wave, because you could never introduce yourself too many times. People were bad with names, better make sure it sticks! "You sick? That sucks," she said with a wide smile.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 7:07 pm
 Oh? She didn't make fun of her..? Catrina smiled widely in response to that, happy to know that the woman who was supposedly their new secretary wasn't a stupid mean woman. She did wonder when they hired her, though.. It must have been in the last few days, considering the girl hadn't been paying any attention to the business while she was sick. Even with that admittance in mind, the girl snapped back into annoyance when Natalia went on to accuse her of being sick! “I'm not, mau-u –” She stopped to hold her breath, a hand going over her nose and mouth in hopes to keep back a - ..sneeze.. She grimaced at her hands after she sneezed into them and turned around, heading further into the basement to find her tissue box. Once she found it, under the desk as she had left it, she climbed on top to wipe off her hands and stare at Natalia expectantly for her to enter. “..Merow?” She motioned to the chair behind the desk before letting out a soft cough – ugh.. Being sick stunk! Natalia was right! ..Not that she was supposed to know she was sick, anyway.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:52 am
 Natalia returned the smile, even though she wasn't entirely sure why either of them were smiling. It didn't matter, because any sort of smile was a good one~ Well, maybe not an evil one, but this didn't seem like an evil smile. Even when Catrina's mood turned sour, Nat continued to smile. Persistence, Nat! Don't let any weaknesses show! She had probably gotten the wrong idea from 'Investigation' in the business' title, but... ehh, she was having fun. The catgirl denied being sick, which Natalia didn't believe for a second, but she wasn't the type to argue over something that was blatantly obvious. Besides, it was just a kid, and kids were known to lie~
Strolling into the basement, she looked around thoughtfully. "I like how you decorated the place," she remarked seriously, as if her words were well-thought out and planned. Nope, that just was something that they said in movies that seemed like it would be appropriate. She unclasped her hands and shoved them into her coat pocket as she made her way over to the desk, plopping down in the chair. Oh, was this her desk? Even if it wasn't, it sure was a comfy chair. She turned slightly in the chair, left to right to left to right and back to left again. She grasped the seat of the chair as she knocked her knees back and forth. After a moment of silence, she looked at Catrina curiously. "So... what's my job again?" she asked sweetly. You know, on second thought, maybe she shouldn't have thrown out the help wanted ad so soon after getting the job. She had forgotten what her duties were!
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:15 pm
 Catrina, sitting happily on the desk, was holding her tail and swapping it about. It even hung limp when she felt this bad! She hated being sick and she hated having to hide out in a crummy old basement. Sure, it was their detective agency, which made it really fun and stuff, but that didn't make it any less of a basement or any less crummy. Robert really had no taste when it came to decorating – all black, gray, and.. well, she would think white, but she didn't see any shade she would call 'white'. Just black, gray, and gloomy. It made her give a flat, skeptical look at Natalia when she complimented it. ..Then again, the girl was probably one of those colorblind people..
“Mjau? I wanted purple walls, merow, but Robbie wanted gray, like everything, mau.” She gruffly spat out that last word, crossing her arms in disappointment. He didn't exactly go for the yolk-yellow carpet either..! She was still bitter over that! She brooded silently for a bit after that statement, forcing herself not to hack up another hairball, her own term for vomit. It did sound better, didn't it? One paw was over her mouth as she coughed, blinking watery eyes at Natalia with the next question. She cleared her throat and rasped out, “You're my servant, n-nya.” She curled up and coughed into her paw some more, coming back up sniffling pathetically. Her chest hurt from all that! She looked at Natalia quietly for a second before pushing off of the desk and onto the girl's lap, pulling her legs up to curl there instead. That was much better than sitting on a cold desk~
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:25 pm
Right at that very moment, the door of the investigation office opened. Very slighly, but it was still open! Suddenly, a big flopping fish was threw through the door! It was still alive and, anyone dolt with half a brain would notice that it was still hooked on a fishing rod but... where was the rod? And who was holding it? Oh, mysteries. All there was to worry about for now, however, was that big, lively, fresh, flopping fish staring directly at Catrina. Fishy~ Fishy fish fishing fishy fishy fish!~
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