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Ow ow. I still don't understand enjoying a**l. Extremely TMI Goto Page: 1 2 [>] [»|]

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Xiporah

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:48 am


I just took a dump about the size and width of a c**k.

Ow. ********. Ow. My stupid butthole hurt for about 3 minutes after I was done. Relaxing the muscle hurt, tightening the muscle hurt more. Nothing I did made the pain stop and I just had to wait for it to die on it's own.

PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
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PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.
PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.PAIN.

How is that enjoyable? How is being in incurable agony at all pleasurable?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:42 am


I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

I mean, I understand it for gays. But I don't get why girls like it. D:

Undecidability

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Indoloro

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:25 pm


Maybe some girls are born with HUGE assholes.
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:39 pm


Undecidability
I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

I mean, I understand it for gays. But I don't get why girls like it. D:

This.

Indoloro
Maybe some girls are born with HUGE assholes.

This introduces a whole new set of problems.

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Tanyarbles

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:46 pm


WE KNOW HOW IT FEELS GOING OUT, BUT COMING IN?
No but seriously, I think if you had lube up the wazoo, it wouldn't hurt as much.
I DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE GET PLEASED BY INTERESTING THINGS.
FOR EXAMPLE, ALIENS TURN ME ON?
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:00 pm


Undecidability
I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

I mean, I understand it for gays. But I don't get why girls like it. D:


I don't understand it for gays. Please explain. Do you mean guys? Or do you have to be gay to enjoy a**l?

Indoloro


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:25 pm


TMI: So basically you need a LOOOOOT of lube. And it needs to be coaxed open with fingers or a d***o or something. It helps alleviate pain. It's more doing it for the guys enjoyment really, I was always scared I'd s**t on him or something. :{
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:02 pm


I've tried twice. Second time I ended up crying. I just felt like a whore, and it was realllllllllly painful. Same thing. He stopped and pulled out and it was nothing but very sharp stabbing pain for several minutes. No matter what I did, the pain didn't stop. Standing up, curling into a ball, relaxing, tightening muscles. Nothing everything was just pain.

Xiporah


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:10 pm



Next time I'll be more gentle. sad
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:14 pm


Indoloro
Maybe some girls are born with HUGE assholes.

I don't, and I enjoy a**l.

Taking a poo and having a**l sex is different. You must use lubricant, and go slow at first. You must be in a relaxed mood to enjoy it properly. Ripping can occur, but only if you do not prepare. 3nodding

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B i n a R a b b i t

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:16 pm


Indoloro
Undecidability
I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

I mean, I understand it for gays. But I don't get why girls like it. D:


I don't understand it for gays. Please explain. Do you mean guys? Or do you have to be gay to enjoy a**l?


a**l sex for men stimulates the prostate gland. I hear that stimulating the prostate, even if it isn't via a**l sex, gets a stronger orgasam. 3nodding
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:17 pm


Some orfices are exit ports only. 3nodding

Arianah


Indoloro

PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:30 pm


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Indoloro
Undecidability
I DON'T GET IT EITHER.

I mean, I understand it for gays. But I don't get why girls like it. D:


I don't understand it for gays. Please explain. Do you mean guys? Or do you have to be gay to enjoy a**l?


a**l sex for men stimulates the prostate gland. I hear that stimulating the prostate, even if it isn't via a**l sex, gets a stronger orgasam. 3nodding


That's what I was getting at. I guess it could sound like I meant "guys like stickin' their dicks in butts." What I was trying to say was "Why does someone have to be gay to enjoy a**l stimulation." (For the record, I've never done it. I'm just challenging the notion.)
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:43 pm


Arianah
Some orfices are exit ports only. 3nodding


For you, maybe. talk2hand

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Xiporah

PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:49 am


In the end, it's just too submissive for me to ever find enjoyable. There's too much power to given away, too much control given to another person over your body and whether you're going to be in pain or not, and it can never be enjoyable for me. My body, is mine, and mine only to control. I've been bullied, pushed around, controlled, ruled over most of my life, and now that I am an adult and I alone have rule over what I do, when I do it how I do it, I feel like it's one of the few parts of my life that I have ALWAYS had absolute dominion over, and giving up that power is like throwing in the towel on my own self respect. Like, I may as well lie down in front of a building so people have something to wipe their feet on when it's raining.

I know it's not like that for most people. I don't think less of people that enjoy it. I just can't fathom it ever being enjoyable for me.
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