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Oh, Candlejack. Apparently word had reached the staff of the school that some sort of 'baby' scare had been going on. Therefore, it seemed that the one staffer who had the TIME to teach such a class had to put her other lesson plans on hold to teach it.

Cricket didn't exactly seem pleased. In fact, because of the delicacies of her lesson plans, she'd had to actually fix up her classroom to some extent, though there were still creepy-crawlies lurking the corners. There was, however, a rather hefty pile of miniature pumpkins at the front of the room. Oh Jack-almighty, what were those for?

Either way, Cricket was oddly punctual and seeming VERY UNHAPPY with her class arrangement as it was.

To the point she gave a certain Pricolici an even more intense leer than usual when she walked in, Shehk's tail puffing up as she retreated to a desk and stared at the woman... who just seemed to look at everybody as they walked in.

Ohhh, what was she thinking about?

It seemed that once everybody was seated, it was time for papers again, this time each divvied by a scurrying glowing centipede to each desk instead of a Pricolici.

"So I'm hearing that because you youngins are full of hormones and have no idea how to prepare for it, I'm to make sure we don't have any accidents happen that you all are unprepared for. Clearly, I'm talking about romps near the Pumpkin Patch."

Shehk immediately made a face that said 'DO NOT WANT!!', following this, Cricket gestures to the worksheet given.

"Really, enlighten me. Same routine as last time. However, I expect all of you to stick around until I divvy up the other assignment I have in store."

A glance to the Pumpkins said everything.

Junko had missed the last class, and now she was sorely regretting it. Had she attended the last one...would she have been warned of this lesson beforehand? Who had had a baby scare? That was...strange. So early into the year and everything!

She stared at the worksheet with a dark blush on her cheeks, holding her writing snake pen in her hand. Wh-what? They wanted to...they needed to learn...this?! Really?! "S'not like you care. You've talked to what, two boils?" She snorted quietly, her voice muffled under the pile of hair Junko had put her hair up in today, inspecting the ends of Her hair while Junko blushed even more and pouted toward the back of her head.

"Quit that!" Junko whispered harshly, casting a weary glance to the pumpkins at the front of the room. Why were there pumpkins? This was worrisome. Surely...sh-she wasn't...giving them pumpkins was she?! Oh Candlejack! Junko quickly looked down to the paper again and swallowed hard, writing down her answers. She was about to claim it as finished when suddenly She didn't seem to approve.

"What?! Those answers won't do at all! You should know better, Junko." She sighed, grabbing a spare pen to scribble Her own messy answers. Junko gasped and quickly scribbled them out, rewriting her own answers again.

"I said stop." She whispered again, frowning. She flipped the paper over so She couldn't do it again, crossing her arms across her chest and slouching a little in her seat, trying to hide. This was so embarrassing; Junko didn't even think of any of the boys she'd met in that manner! Gah!

Rain was pleased. This was the easiest worksheet yet. She didn't even have to pause to think about it. The answers seemed obvious enough to her!

Sin had explained, cajoled, and finally dragged the bird like boy into nurse cricket's class.

"Relax Julian this is EXACTLY what you need to learn about ghouls. After this you'll feel totally confident around them!" She grinned and gave him a soft shove towards a chair before sitting down next to him, on the door side so he couldn't bolt.

If there was just one thing Sin didn't need school for it was to learn about sex, she had that lesson from the time she could talk, walk, open her eyes. If it was about romping in a pumpkin patch or taking care of any...problems that arose from said romps she knew. Or at least she was pretty sure she knew, she luckily had never had any little scares. Still it was the sort of thing you could 'just take care of' wasn't it? She looked down at her paper and jotted her answers down. Granted there was so much more to it then could be explained, and if she got TOO graphic the nurse might send her to the office. It wasn't like she was going around jumping bones or anything, she just knew what to do if she saw a bone she liked. Not that she was going to do that here! Oh no! This was school, and school was for learning and advancing oneself...the more pleasurable aspects of un-life would come later.

Though it would be nice to find a boy worth foolish around with...just a little bit. Ah but who needed some guy, it was all a complex tangle and she was trying to focus on school. She finished off the answers to her paper and then looked around curious if any of her classmates had any...fun experience.

If Shehk HAD seen Aymet's paper, she might have thrown her desk at him (or attempted to). Instead, she'd been too busy writing on her own paper.

Ta daaaa!! It wasn't too fantastically beautiful, but yeah.



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Though she did have to give them pumpkins a weary look. Oh goodness, what were those for??

Using her distinct blue pen, Alcyone scribbled her answers onto the paper quickly. Was the professor just trying to trick them? Because these answers seemed too easy. Alcie obviously had no interest in the opposite sex at all and her parents obviously hadn't gotten around to telling her how babies were made..

To call this stupid lesson asinine was a gross understatement by Elaphe's standards. Really, how on earth did people that thick survive long enough to make it here? Maybe he didn't want to know, but regardless, he hastily scribbled down his answers with a pen in his (third) hand and couldn't help but scoff.



Best to prevent a problem before it happened, in his book!

Julian looked like he was being dragged to his own execution. No matter what Miss Sin said, he was quite certain this was not the class to learn about ghouls. But he let her drag him into the classroom, anyways. Well, he didn't have much of a choice, his feet didn't really have very good traction on the school's floors.

He slumped into the chair she pushed him into, trying his best to disappear. Clawed fingers slowly reached out and pulled the paper close to look at. Even with his second eldest brother around, he hadn't heard much on this subject. So he just jotted down what he knew and went back to hiding behind his hair.