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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:38 pm
"You know, Scraps, I could really enjoy living here," Alistair said to his eevee who, as expected, didn't answer. Camphoreon was just the place for a guy like him: a large port, lots of people and, best of all, constant movement. Oh, and lots of little alleyways, easy access to rooftops... it was a thief's dream, this city. Not that he thought of himself as something so low as a thief. No, he was a bloody artist. Speaking of such things, it was about time to art.
"Right. Get going, Scraps. Remember, just a few minutes will be enough," he commanded, eyes locked on a pair of ponyta in traces. They were pulling some sort of a cart and the crowd obligingly parted to allow it past. Still sporting bald patches and a rather patchwork dye-job, the eevee bravely ran out under the hooves of the ponyta.
"Veee!" he shrieked, dodging the hooves but falling over anyway. He stayed still. The crowd thickened like a broth left on boil too long. Little phrases like, "Oh god, what was that?!" "Is it ok?" "Why the hell weren't you looking where you were going, man?!" "It just came out of nowhere!" bobbed up like bits of carrot in the proverbial soup.
And, almost unnoticed, Alistair drifted among the crowd. Distractions were such useful things. People were so concerned about the poor little eevee that they didn't even notice the young man dipping greedy fingers into pockets. After all, everyone was bumping against everyone else, trying to get a better view of the poor little critter.
Who, exactly three minutes after impact, made a marvelous recovery. One golden eye shot open and the eevee stood up, shaking himself off. With a final hiss at the ponyta, he ran off, disappearing into an alley where Alistair waited.
"Aww, what a good boy! Yes, you is! You's such a good boy," he cooed happily, scratching the little eevee behind the ears. Run Away was such a useful ability. "You'll get nomnoms later!"
Lots of things had uses, if you looked for them carefully. Speaking of such things, Alistair started to look around for a useful rain barrel. Someone would notice such a distinctive eevee, so it was time to lose the dye. Either that, or return Scraps to a pokeball, but that was just boring. Alistair liked to talk to him. When he walked out of the alley, Alistair was confident the trick had gone unnoticed. People behind him were still desperately looking for the 'poor injured eevee'.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:43 pm
Camphoreon was indeed the ideal roost for a thief, and few knew that better than Bouquet. The former serial jewel thief, however, had found a new calling in life - or, perhaps it was merely a different language in which she was called to the same destination. Though Aila had long cast off her stage name, she still found herself frequenting Camphoreon, if only to taste the beverages of her favorite cafes and read the paranoid news articles that cropped up whenever some heist or another occurred.
Her goal for the day, though, was something completely different: a dress, an article of clothing her mother had warned her that every woman was expected to possess. As she proceeded towards a shop that would sell such a gown, she found herself distracted by a dark blur darting into the path of a ponyta-driven delivery vehicle. Her brow furrowed as the creature - a strangely-colored Eevee - went limp and the passerby swelled in concern. But Eevees were swift, she mused. Had it been in danger, it would have dodged. Besides that, it ran right into the horse pokemon's path. There was something distinctly wrong with the whole situation. Aila scrutinized the crowd carefully and noticed a man who took more interest in the gathering than in the scene to which they had gathered.
Ah, she concluded. A pickpocket. She turned her attention back to the Eevee, which stood, shook itself, and took off into an alley. She looked back towards the crowd and found that the man had disappeared as well. Curious, she proceeded into the alley herself, where she proceeded to witness the suspected pickpocket congratulating an Eevee on a job well done. She hid herself in the shadows, following only once she was certain he was no longer keeping an eye out for one such pursuer. With cat-like footsteps befitting the role of a successful jewel thief she had once played, she appeared at his side.
"You've made this place your haunt, have you? Or perhaps you've been driven to desperation?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:13 pm
Damnit, damnit, damnit. It was the new area going to his head. Normally, Alistair would have put off gloating until he was a little further away but, alas; he never could resist a good gloat. Either way, he didn't notice the shadow at his side until it was too late to run away. The idea definitely crossed his mind though, his eyes suddenly skittering across the street, trying to find an opening, any opening at all. Somehow, he got the feeling that a cry of, 'What's that over there' and hoofing it wouldn't work in this situation.
Oh well. When in doubt, bluff it out. Turning a dazzling grin on the lady----Alistair was mildly surprised to discover that she was quite a young one----he merely said, "Why, I can't imagine what you're talking about. I'm merely relieved that my eevee is safe and sound. He does so like to wander about."
He probably wasn't in any danger here; she hadn't called for the police, had she? Was she just trying to distract him? It was best to start moving anyway. She certainly couldn't prove anything anyway...
"Vee?" Scraps said curiously, perching up on Alistair's shoulder like an incredibly lively stole.
"Yes, he is a little scamp," Alistair continued in tones of innocence so absolute that it just had to be fake. "Always wandering off. He didn't bother you, did he?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:35 pm
"You don't have to be so nervous," Aila said, a hand finding its way to her hip and a sly smile blooming on her lips. "It's not as though I plan to call for the authorities. Not that they would catch you even if I did, the half-witted fools that they are." He certainly was laying it on thick, though, wasn't he? If she hadn't seen all of the clues that incriminated him, she might have even begun to doubt his guilt. She ignored his verbal dodges and lowered her voice to guard her words from prying ears, "Aren't you too skilled for something as base as pick-pocketing? This city is home to a bounty of opportunities, after all." Such as the jewels, she mentally supplemented.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:12 pm
He really was being transparent, now wasn't he? Alistair blamed it on the new surroundings; until he was more familiar with the city, he'd be forever looking for ways out, preferably faster ones. Hm. And this girl really wasn't fooled, now was she? Not that this meant Alistair would drop the act, or even admit to anything.
"Now, ain't that a thing... it sounds like you're about to make me some sort of an offer," he commented lightly. Alright, so she was technically correct; pick-pocketing was pretty low, even for him. He generally preferred the flashier scams, the more face-to-face con. It felt more sporting, somehow.
"Well, I'm a fairly open guy, especially to opportunities. And don't think I missed that compliment there; if you're trying to puff up my ego, it's working." To a degree.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:41 pm
"I might have an offer, as an individual who spent her whole life in this place and knows its nuances better than anyone else," she gestured to the city around them with the whole of her arms. Her tone sank even more yet. "Easy targets, gathering points, escape routes..." She folded her arms loosely across her chest, slight smirk still in place. "Someone of your merit surely knows how much this information is worth, especially after such a clumsy getaway."
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:09 pm
Clumsy getaway?! Now that smarted a little, making Alistair grimace a little. "I thought it was rather snappy myself. It did it's job," he said defensively although, really, the fact that she was able to catch up to him so easily spoke volumes to him. Clearly, this was someone who either had her eye on him during the trick or she just knew the best ways around the city. Or, more likely, both.
The quips about targets were easily ignored. And gathering points? Anyone with eyes could figure those out pretty easily. But a map of the city, now that was worth a fine bit, he had to admit.
"And, as an individual who knows precisely what it's worth, why come to me?" he asked with that smarmy grin of his. "If you're correct, all you've got is a pickpocket, a small-time thief. Why approach him?" She was after some sort of an angle, he was certain.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:36 pm
"Quick, yes. But transparent enough. Among all the people there, I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw which way the Eevee went. You should be grateful that I'm the one that followed, rather than, say... an off-duty officer." She had recognized one of those amidst the crowd, actually. Not a high-ranking fellow, but he'd been called on her tail a few times.
"Hmm..." She folded her arms behind her back now and considered his question. "To be honest, I could care less for benefiting myself from this whole encounter, no matter the worth of the information. My reconnaissance skills are my pride, though, and I refuse to see off the fruits of my labor into the hands of a man who has no greater ambition than snatching loose bills from slack-jawed onlookers." Camphoreon, Aila believe, still very much belonged to her. Divulging her knowledge of its innermost workings was like giving away the key to the city, and she wouldn't do so for any random stranger.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:55 pm
"You know, transparent also means you can't see it." Alistair wasn't too worried about Scraps being followed; an eevee using Run Away was a tough target to track, even for growlithes. Hmm, still, the girl had a point, he had to grudgingly admit. "Aww, of course I'm grateful! If I'm going to be followed around, I'd rather have it be a pretty lady than anyone else. Well, almost anyone else, but we only just met so let's not get personal, yeah?"
If Alistair had been the picky sort, he would have pointed out that, by saying she could care less, the girl indicated that she cared a little bit. But, he wasn't. Besides, she was offering something interesting: a challenge. He smiled again, although this one was far closer to a predator's grin than anything charming. "Well, ain't that a fine thing... just happens that I might be in the market for, oh, let's say an old ledger from the bank. That's all, really." It was all he'd need.
"So, what are you after then? If you don't care about any benefits, are you in it just for funsies? Come on, let's not mess about. You're after something."
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:17 pm
"The English language just teems with such easily misconstrued words, does it not?" She caught herself as she slipped back into her normal habit of speech and returned to the painstakingly perfected vernacular she had left the base to practice. Her smile became almost acrid, "Yes, and let's continue to avoid being too personal, shall we? Some of us aren't as easy to flattery as others."
Why had she approached this thief, she wondered. Was it only to rub into his face the imperfections of his crime? To assert her own superiority? If one were to speak of silly ambitions, such would suffice as prime examples. As she evaluated the situation, however, her own wishes came to light, and she was able to explain in earnest.
"I might be after a thrill," she said. "I might not have much opportunity to do my favorite things nowadays, and I might want a challenge." And, she considered, it might behoove her to see if she couldn't return to headquarters with that Eevee in tow.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 8:29 pm
Ohh, she was feisty! If Alistair had a plate of steel, he reckoned she could have spat some fancy lacework into it. "Hey, can't blame a guy for trying," he said with a small shrug. "Flattery is just what I do. Among other things, of course. For example, I am the very best at breathing that I know." Everyone had a lever. Sure, he usually lost interest and wandered off before bothering to discover everyone's lever, but he stood by this unproveable phrase anyway.
"Uh-hu~uh," he said, disbelief clinging to his words like a weedle to a tree. If she had just wanted a challenge, why not go out on her own? It was just as much fun that way. Still, he'd asked twice now. He doubted that she would suddenly be shot by a Cupid of Honesty-----or whatever there was----and tell him the truth if he asked a third time.
"A thrill, huh. Well, I suppose I've got a couple of two-man schemes in mind. I don't usually like playing them on account of trust. After all, we only just met, yeah? You already have got something on me, so it doesn't seem fair that I know nothing of you." Except that she claimed to know the city like the back of her hand, the best targets, gathering, etc. Those were all just fancy claims, though. "So, what should I call you then?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:03 pm
"Breathing's like that. You're the best in the world for the longest time and then, suddenly, you just can't seem to do it anymore." Her accompanying expression seemed to hint at a warning.
Aila just barely resisted the urge to roll her eyes at the man's sarcastic concession of belief. Usually she wouldn't bother resorting to such idle nonsense, but she had learned in her race against Liam that thieving was more fun with a partner in tow. She closed the distance between them a step, resting her weight on that slightly forward foot. "You may call me Christelle," she said, using her middle name - her mother's name - to refer to herself. "Yourself?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:22 pm
"Ohh, I'm lousy at not breathing. Many people have informed me of such." The threat washed off of Alistair's back. Hell, he'd heard plenty of threats in his day, so this was barely a blip on the radar screen. Besides, if she was willing to help him out as much as she claimed, well, he'd happily shove off any number of threats. But he'd keep his eyes open all the same. After all, he was a congenitally untrustworthy and unscrupulous thief; if this girl was better, she was probably even worse.
"Go ahead and call me John if you like." Naturally, he assumed that Christelle wasn't her real name. He wasn't using his, after all. That would just be stupid.
Well... now this would be fun. They both knew that he knew she was after something; he just didn't know what yet. Probably something she can't get to on her own, he surmised. Probably some object of rare value that demands a two-man team to get to it. And I bet she doesn't even want to share.
"So, you know anything about fiddles?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:07 am
Aila shrugged inwardly. Sometimes it was worthwhile to believe oneself invincible - it was impossible for a thief to gain a profit without a risk, and, more often than not, a greater danger would yield a greater reward. Caution and moderation, however, were equally important, if not more so.
John, was it? An obvious enough lie, but she could scarcely blame him. What thief relinquishes their real name to a veritable stranger? But for the time that they were in one another's company, he would be John and she would be Christelle. Such was life. His question brought something of an incredulous expression to her face. Fiddles?
"I've heard of them," she responded flatly, if not a bit sarcastically.
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:07 pm
"Excellent! You're halfway there already then," he said with every sign of delight. He could definitely work with this. With a downright appraising look on his face, he looked Christelle up and down. Hmm... on second thought... the fiddle game was overplayed for now; he wanted to save it up for more desperate times.
Besides, her downright uppity bearing gave him an even better idea. "Never mind fiddles," he said, quickly losing interest in that idea and grabbing onto another shiny thing that happened to pass by. "You've got a right duchess-y bearing about you. We could use that. Think you can get your hands on a nice fancy dress? You know, with the padded bum, the frills, and all that? I'll have to focus on getting my hands on a police uniform. I reckon you know about all the fancy jewel shops in the area."
There was no fun in sneaking around, as far as Alistair was concerned. Nope, he had a more... in-your-face approach to things. "Or course, I suppose we could switch roles, only I wouldn't be wearing a dress. Those padded bums always make me feel like someone's following me around."
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