shan-fox
~What if?~
● I died: I'd be extremely sad. D8>
● I kissed you: Back off in case you bite me.
● I fell: I dunno... laugh?
● I lived next door to you: Come over to bother you everyday. ;D
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Expect raep.
● I stole something: Steal some of your food after I realize it.
● I was murdered: Kill the culprit D:<
● I cried: Offer a tissue?
● I asked you to marry me: Be confused.
● I was hospitalized: Fly all the way over and bring you cake. cool
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? If you're not violent. >_>
● Keep a secret if i told you one? Of course.
● Hold my hand? If you promise not to hit or bite me >_o
● Study with me? If you give me the answers ;D
● Cook for me? I can't cook anything aside from cookies and hot pockets. Maybe rice. :/
● Love me? If you wanted me to. >3>
● Date me? Maybe not...?
● Have sex with me? Awkarrrrrrrrdd... no?
~More ~
● When and how did we meet? Guild. razz
● Describe me in three words. eccentric, sharp, random
● What was your first impression of me? Scary. D8
● What do you think of me now? Still scary. 8/
● What reminds you of me? A stray cat.
● Could you see us together forever? I'm...probably not your type.
● When's the last time you saw me? Today in the Guild?
-Ark-san D:<
~What if?~
● I died: I don't know you, so I guess I'd express mild regret at your passing, then I'd pester people who do know you for deatails if it was interesting.
● I kissed you: I'd react the same way I would to anybody I didn't really know. I'd kiss back for a second, then tell you I don't think this relationship is working out and walk away.
● I fell: I'd ask if you were alright.
● I lived next door to you: I'd have a neighbour.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: I'd ask you what you wanted.
● I stole something: It would depend on what you stole.
● I was murdered: I'd pester people who know you for details if it was interesting.
● I cried: I'd ask what's wrong.
● I asked you to marry me: I'd politely decline.
● I was hospitalized: I... Probably wouldn't know about it.
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? I sleep in the same bed as people all the time.
● Keep a secret if I told you one? If I'm asked to keep a secret, I keep it.
● Hold my hand? If we knew eachother, I guess.
● Study with me? I don't study.
● Cook for me? I love cooking. Why not?
● Love me? I'm an equal-opportunity lover.
● Date me? If I knew you and I could be sure we were close to the same age.
● Have sex with me? Probably not.
~More ~
● When and how did we meet? I don't believe we've ever formally met.
● Describe me in three words. Just some guy.
● What was your first impression of me? I wanted to capitalize your username.
● What do you think of me now? I think the same thing.
● What reminds you of me? Um... Nope, I'm drawing a blank here.
● Could you see us together forever? No.
● When's the last time you saw me? Right now.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you
I dunno.