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April Mourning

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:34 pm


>:0 Lets be adults here, and talk about sex.. character's sex. Mostly on how you think they perform in the bedroom! XP And the male character's sizes.. or am I the only one who assumes how small Gaston's little Sonata is? XD
PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:36 pm


I'll start with a few things that have been established already;

  • Gino has a small p***s. XD
  • Phil also has a small weewee.

>:0 And now you.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:01 am


D< GASTON IS HUUUUUUGE. -kidding-

  • Gaston has micropenis (BEAT THAT). 8D Seriously. He's in complete denial over it, hence why he hasn't fixed it.
  • I'm pretty sure he REALLY sucks, but has awesome toys. >:'o To keep the ladies coming~ 8D in more than one sense!

Okay, next person's turn! 8D
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:10 am


Serend says that it's my turn and I can only post 2 (sex)bullets for a reason I don't really understand...


  • Kim is above average in P-size. Not HUGE, but at least more than than 7inches!
  • He's also above average when it comes to Straight Sex. Pretty normal when it get to Gay-sex but eh, not his fault if he didn't get enough practice!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:10 am


What is with you guys and small penises? xD

  • I honestly like to think Matthew has an normal sized male appendage, if just because he's tall and has huge shoulders
  • Carly's a screamer when she orgasms, because Matthew has got to be coming back for some reason!
  • Bela's a b***h, even in bed.


There, happy? A little of all three of my charas, just to please everybody. Anyway, next~
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:04 pm


;o; Why did Peri get to decide Phils small weewee..~ I'd say he's average

  • Cici falls asleep right after she finishes, which is normally less than a minuet.
  • James has a big wee wee, bitches love him >0


>_> There

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April Mourning

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:11 pm


HOJI, HE SO HAS A SMALL WEEWEE! Anyway, I go again! XD

  • Paprika and Lesley both climax very quickly. Not lasting more than 20 seconds, tops.
  • Jason has a large p***s, but he doesn't really care for using it. ;0He would also be very sweet and gentle in bed~
  • Gino is probably awesome at foreplay, to make up for his lack of size. XD
  • Ginger is actually very submissive in bed.. she just doesn't look it. XP
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:49 pm


I'm skipping over Serend because I CAN.


  • Keith is long and slim, to fit his body type... which makes him more good at Gay sex than straight sex, I suppose.
  • He is the kind to just ******** you, orgasm, push you out of the bed and fall asleep without giving a crap about you... but you already all knew that!!

  • He won't admit it to anyone but... he prefers to bottom than to top :O

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:57 pm


My turn again! 8D -edit- DAMN YOU LONE. D<

-Randomly Generates~- >:'o


  • Kade is a complete people pleaser~! He's overly caring in bed and'll do just about anything. ;D He's also got an average size.
  • Romane has a C-cup! >:'o And is completely clueless. XD -obviously-

Next~
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:18 pm


>:0 I GO AGAIN!

  • Lorenzo is part horse. /should be obvious.
  • Giovanni is average, in every aspect. xD He's not bad in bed, but isn't the best, just.. average in every way.
  • Holly is actually the worst ******** you can have. XD She's a whore but she doesn't know how to screw to save her life. She just lays/stands there and lets whoever do all the work.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:10 am


Keith and Holly would then be the perfect sex partners! After Keith/Conor, but that's an other story.

  • Neil is average in length and pathetic at sex. It's a wonder why he isn't still a virgin!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:48 am


='D This thread makes me laugh.

Holy s**t list works finallyyyy

      ■ Mei's a bottom. She thinks it's unladylike to seem too into it. Also, because she's only slept with her ex-girlfriend, she's awful when it comes to straight sex.
      ■ Yuuto's boring and average. Just like everything else. He also doesn't believe in foreplay, because it seems like a waste of time. Besides, his ideal woman shouldn't like sex. It's too dirty.
      ■ It's hard to get Nanami into bed but she makes up for it with experience. Also, she has big boobs. Just thought I should mention that, since you can't see from her picture.


I use squares because I'm a rebel! D<

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April Mourning

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:05 pm


XD I got a few more...

  • Cid has the stamina of a beast in bed. >:0 Which isn't a good thing at all, since it would take him a very long time to finish, and considering how he acts, he would probably be a bit too selfess of a lover. XD Other than that, he's about average.
  • On daily basis, Paprika masturbates far more than all of my characters combined. D=
PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:22 am


I KNOW RIGHT?! D8

Hahahhhaahha~ XD Rebel Loli.
>:'o Yay~! Masturbators!


  • Conor is a crappy, selfish lover~ xD With a big p***s! >:'o ..Really, it's a little bigger than average, but his ego INFLATES IT.
  • Gaston never masturbates! D: No, he just gets countless handjobs from his servants. ;D ..It's amazing that he hasn't been sued for sexual harassment yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:39 am


Morree~

      ■ River's actually really, really aggressive in bed. She sees it as a game, and therefore, must win! D<
      ■ Kotone is convinced sex is just something for guys to enjoy, and that's why she has a problem with it. Maybe someday she'll get better, I dunno. >____>


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