Black Helicopters by Non Phixion blares out the speakers
Had the time of his life a capitalist with a communist wife
Started to fight and did to cats what God did to Christ
Hardly the type to give garbage advice
He was larger than life
He'd penetrate the roof of your car with a spike
Trained by an insane ex marine
CIA trained a renegade assassin android
Passport pilot to black helicopter choppers over Bosnia
Sniffing so much coke nose is ******** up and bled alot
For all ya'll bystandersin baggedy- a** jeans to hide ya banga-bangas
Thugged the ******** out hang with bash in ya face gat gangsta's
The governments these other kids it's like a drunken b***h
That sucked a hundred dicks at your party then cried rape
Plus the hooker lies great sniff another line to get ya mind straight
Pull out the nine and start shooting people
Money ain't the root of evil it be much more than that
America taught me how to kidnap and torture cats

Troublez comes to the ring creepin' like scott hall with a blunt in his mouth.
Exit the stargate initial perception quickens my heart rate
This dark place planet Earth orbits one star
Come from afar far away state of mind
Open up your 3rd eye Black Helicopters in the sky
HIS OPPONENT
FROM PARTS UNKNOWN WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS
REPERSENTING BORN 2 DIE
DA NU BAD GUY!
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROUBLEZ!

Troublez enters the ring and looks at the Dr. Chaos and u can hear him taunt with "Doco can you help me? I got this burning sensation in my foot that it's only cure is kickin' ya in the head Chico hahahaha!" and heads to his corner.