One knows(Dad) the other doesn't(Mom,shes a christian)
Heres a story for each one.
One day I was sitting in the car with my mom,with my younger sister in the back(who knows aswell),driving home.
I forgot how it poped up but she turns to me and goes. "-insert real name here- you're not gay are you?"
Me-trying not to jump out of my skin and out the car window. "What?!No!*lieing*No way!"
Mom-"Oh good,cause if you were that'd mean something is wrong with you and we'd have to get you help(meaning brain washing crap)...thank god that's like every parents worst nightmare*laughs*."
Sister-*stares at me obviously trying to see if I was gonna break down or cry at all*
Me-"Yeah I bet..."
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So yeah moms super christian and my sister knows I'm into girls and tries to nudge me if my gay-ness shows at all >.<
anyway heres a good story:
my dads known since I was ooh 15 or 16 but this story is after once he got use to it.
-me and dad at best buy in the anime section-
Me-*looking through random anime dvds*
Dad-*doing the same*...!Oh look at this one!*shoves dvd in my face*These chicks have huge boobs!get this one!
Me-*blushing like crazy and looking to see if people are staring at us*Umm...dad I dunno if thats a good anime,I have to read about it or something before I spend money on buying it...
Dad-Oh...*looks at it like a kid not getting the candy he wanted*...but the chicks are hot look!
Me-*freezes as I notice an old lady staring*Okay dad jeeze!I will think about it!*walks away most likely still blushing since it felt like my face was on fire and goes to the video games*
Dad-*laughs as he follows me*
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XD yeah my dad likes to tease me and crap like that all the time,he also likes to watch anime with me after I showed him Love Hina XDDD