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So! In an attempt to fill the many gaping spaces in Dickens's front pages, I came up with the idea to have a FAQ list. It is not that complicated of a shop, though, so I imagine the majority of the questions and answers therein will be tongue-in-cheek at best.

But whether you have actual questions or just poop jokes phrased as questions, I want to hear them! Post them here, either in a question/answer format or, if you do have a question you'd like me to answer, you can just post that!

As incentive, offering a suggestion will give you a ticket in a free raffle for the two gals in the image above. One ticket per person, obviously, and I do intend to keep this thread/raffle open for a while.

OKAY GO:

"Oh holy balls this shop seems to have so many in-jokes! How will I ever catch up and feel like a real regular?"
(Possible answer: SHOW US YOUR TITS.)
"What do you have against animals in pants?"
(Basically I am just trying to coerce you into linking to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_for_Indecency_to_Naked_Animals. A nude d**k is a rude d**k.)
"WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?"
"Wtf is a Dickens? What are these animals you are selling. Dogs... with... I'm so confused."
"Is there a place in the guild to journal/rp/whatever?"
"Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?"

"hey can you give me a dollar?"

"Your excessive use of such foul vernacular flusters and revolts me. Could you be bothered to use less of those perturbing and filthy words???"

"man how the ******** do two ladydicks and two gentledicks have baby dicks? like is it science or magic or just what the ******** don't know, I'm too lazy and tired to think of any.

The catch is, Derplet has every sexually transmitted disease in existence and cries the entire time. Or giggles. Depending on mood. G-bags is just gross on her own.

I like the, "Is that my vomit in your hair?" and "Why did you just pee on me?"

Here are some more suggestions:

"Why do I find Bomba's presence so revolting?"
"Why can't I be more amazing like Chika?"

A: Because it's easier than calling animal control.

"Where are my pants?"
"WHY DOESN'T THIS SHOP HAVE A METAPLOT?"
"I think I saw Derplet on hotornot.com. Is this ******** magnets! How do they work?"

You guys are all ********' hillarious. My questions probs can't compare at all, but I'mma try!

Lessie...

If a herring and a half costs a dollar and a half, how much does your mom cost for one night?

This shop barely/never has any drama! Can I rant about drama from other shops to fill the gaping void?

Does anything awesome happen on each 100 pages the thread hits?

...*fails at this.* I'll try to think of more later~

"What do I have to do to get on the blacklist?"
"Who do I have to blow to get off the blacklist?"

"OMG ur shading tmplatez are the besssssssst!!!!!!!!!!! Can u shade for me plz? Im opening a bc shoppe too!!!!"
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Can I name my pet Kawaii Kiken Onara-chan?"
"Can I name my pet an actual vulgarity?"
"I like turtles."