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Pachyu
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:09 pm


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One Bloody Auction


Welcome lady and gents to the rare display of a psychotic bloody nurse. Normally our animals enjoy being sold or gamed off.... But this one simply refused. In fact this little guy wants something from YOU.

And so, we bring to you, the audience a round of Silly Auctioning.
Along with a few pieces of gold, Nurse-boy here also wants you to offer him some bloody intangible substances.

I know... It's weird.... but how can you say no to such a sweet face ^^? **subtly points to her lack of fingers because he bit them off**
PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:10 pm


Silly Auction Rules

1. You will be bidding gold AND "intangible objects" - by that I mean... like your soul, liver, first unborn child, the last vial of blood from the last unicorn, ect.
2. The theme is you're bidding something rather eviiiiil. It's Halloween! We don't want cute, silly intangible objects.... at least the nurse doesn't.... Essentially he owns you, not the other way around.
3. The intangible object actually holds more value than the gold, so this is anyone's game, even for the poor peoples. Just gotta fork something pretty epic. Please be creative!
4. This won't count towards your 1 pet game quota for the event, hence why there is a gold bidding portion in this auction.
5. You may offer up to 3 separate intangible proposals.

And here's the Form

Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is:
Intangible item you are offering:


[size=15][color=darkred] [b]Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you![/b][/color]

[b]Your gold offer is:[/b]
[b]Intangible item you are offering:[/b]
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Pachyu
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:35 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 30k
Intangible item you are offering: The reborn Body of he-who-should-not-be-named, Voldemort
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:57 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 50k
Intangible item you are offering: A coupon for one free assassination of anyone from the Twilight movies.

Pandora Nuu


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:01 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 40k
Intangible item you are offering: The still-beating heart of Oprah Winfrey
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:02 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 55k
Intangible item you are offering: The pelt of Mozilla's infamous Fire Fox.


Wahya


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:10 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 20k
Intangible item you are offering: My first un-born child's soul
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:20 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 20K
Intangible item you are offering: The big toe of Pyramid Head. I'd give you both, but I need the other, for things...

Ishtanballa

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:51 pm


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 66,666 gold
Intangible item you are offering: The trademark to the Vuvuzela and all its lound plastic horn variations. Now you control the sound of impending dooooom! User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:54 pm


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 77k
Intangible item you are offering: A unicorn. A robot unicorn.

Aesceus

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:53 pm


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 35k
Intangible item you are offering: My wretched cold beating heart
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:26 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 20k
Intangible item you are offering: An orphanage full of children for experimenting on. Somewhere in there is Kristen Stewart as a child, with the opportunity to prevent the Twilight movie.


EDIT: NOTE: Not to take the idea from one of the previous posts, I just hate Kristin Stewart with a burning passion.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:28 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 666g
Intangible item you are offering: Complete and total world domination, which was (not so) gloriously achieved using a metric s**t-ton (it's a real measurement folks) of Limburger cheese and the mass subliminal broadcast of the complete Mariah Carey Discography on repeat.


Mystaira's XD Stamp of Approval
Aude: Is that evil enough?
Mystaira: Barney would be eviler... Or maybe just crueler. XD
Aude: But Mariah Carey is bouncy.
Aude: And annoying.
Aude: And several octaves of doom.
Mystaira: xD
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:58 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 13,666
Intangible item you are offering: I am offering you the chance to rid evil on the world! If you use me as a sacrifice, you can raise the evil lord from his slumber so that he may slaughter who you please? He might worship the ground you walk on and obey you, so please revive me later so that I may enjoy being your pet.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:10 am


Mwahahahaha! We're Soulmates Bloody Nurse! And thus.... I offer this to you!

Your gold offer is: 100k
Intangible item you are offering: My unborn children...
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