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(We already have a successful and permanent funny things your band directors say thread. So I made a permanent everything-else quotes thread. (: )

It's not always the BDs that say great quote-worthy things.
Post things your friends say! And please, try to stay vaguely appropriate.

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Craig: What time is it? I need to leave at 5:30.
Brandon: 4/4.

Announcer: And La Sueno de Los Tontos!
Jake: What does tonto mean again?
Me: I don't remember.
James: It means 'bull', doesn't it?
Someone else: That's 'toro'. I think tonto means 'idiot'...
Me: So it's 'Sleep of the Idiots'?
Ben: You'd have to be a big idiot to sleep with bulls...

(Siblings had a 'When I say ___ you say ___' war one day)
Kyle: When I say 'shut up', you say 'Allison'! Shut up!
Everyone: Allison!
Kyle: Shut up!
Everyone: Allison!
Allison: When I say 'shut up', you say 'Kyle'! Shut up!
Everyone: *silent*

Isiah (my section leader) to our section: I will give you a blow job if you count!
during the rep...i count to myself
Isiah, to our section: i will give you waka flakka if you count!
I count a little louder
Isiah, to our section: i will give you candy if you just COUNT!!
I count as loud as i can!!
Isiah: thank you!!!
Me: you owe me candy!!

Chimene (my sL) said this when we were doing drill.

"Dakota!!!! Back up! You're sticking out like...like a pe***!!! A stiff one too!!!

All the pervs in the band almost died laughing right then.

THANK YOU PUFF FOR MAKING THIS THREAD.
I kept meaning to make one like this but forgot.

And of course I can't remember any good quotes once there's a place for them...

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DM: I need everyone to give ONE HUNDRED...~thinks~ FIFTY.......ONE. PERCENT. FOR TOMORROW'S PERFORMANCE. Uh, yeah.

We're playing a song in concert band this year that we played a few years ago. One of my fellow seniors does not remember ever playing this piece. The piece is divided into sections like A, B, C, etc.

During rehearsal he looks over toward me and yells, "I REMEMBER THE C-SECTION!"

Everyone that didn't hear the original conversation was reeeeeeeally confused hahaha.

There were three guys wearing pink including david

David: You Guys wearing Pink is gay if your a guy

Me: but your wearing pink

David: But it looks Sexy on me!

MY SEction leader trying to be inspiration.

DC: You guys if there is ever a time to grow up and wipe your own but and wipe that last little bit of sh** off your a**, it's now.

The drumline created a christmas version of the pep band song Crazy Train.

Me: WE could call it crazy sleigh.
Danny: Instead of a symbol we his the sleigh bells.
Me: And insted of Ay Ay AY we would yell HO HO HO.
Ryker: Then the trumpets could do that neighing thing with there horns.
Brent: Yeah!

We were all standing in a basics block to warm up for marching through the show. Our BAnd Director wanted to show us what to the box was. So we put our right arms even then raise 20 percent. Then another 20percent. One of the trumpets yelled "Hiel Rangers" like we were nazis. It was a very awkward and funny moment.

me and the other flute are looking at the music and she says
Other flute"We have 3 good stuff"
*band burst into laughter*
BD"3 good stuff I've heard it all now
*BD turns to the saxaphone*
BD"and you where nodding like you knew what it ment that was so wrong on so many levels"
Me"I have never heard an adult say that now I've heard it all"