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 Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:43 am
Every odd day, just when a student thought they could get some peace and quiet in the earlier parts of the day, a strange, crackling sound would blast through every single corridor and hallway, filling students and teachers' ears with updates of the week. Sometimes it was more trivial topics like 'Please do not stick your tails out in the middle of the hallways' and othertimes a public warning for locker checks. But regardless of the situation, every new and old student knew this one single truth.
The Ickycom FA (Fright Announcement) System's words were law.
Even if it was just the gnomes messing around with cleaning the scamplifier set - the source of many students with keener ears' utter misery, there was nothing like fine squeaking to start off one's morning.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:54 am
A loud SCREEEEEECH started up this Moonday's announcement, sadly, not that different from every odd morning. It was also a good sign that some poor staff member was probably fighting with the scamplifier again.
Some minor scuffling and cursing was heard on the other end (most faculty were just continuing their business as per usual), before the Ickycom boomed a "Is this thing on?."
Apparently they discovered that yes indeed, the system was on.
"Okay just a few announcements to make this morning. First off, if you are a freshman please make sure to report to your respective species dorms and get your dorm room settled in. There will be no more room changes after the end of this week.
Secondly, the Moonlight Masque will be occurring in the Monster Districts next week. We ask that you refrain from any activities that cast the Academy in a bad light and may get you expelled or quite possibly, expired.
Lastly, we are doing a mandatory locker check this Frightday. That means all illegal substances, weapons, and alcohol caught in school or campus grounds will be confiscated. Any student found with any of the following will be given a suspension. That will be all, have a great week students, enjoy the rest of your vacation while you can before classes start."
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 1:43 am
Surprisingly on the Webday, the Ickycom gave little to no resistance, emitting a rather startling squawk instead of its customary screech.
"All students are reminded that starting this week, teachers are beginning to post their classroom syllabus and schedules. Some classes are limited on enrollment, so it is good to prepare yourself ahead of time. For anyone who doesn't enroll in enough classes, you will get double gym shifts instead."
Not fifteen minutes later, there was a mad rush, for the first year classrooms.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:09 pm
An irate gnome taps the ickycom mic, causing a squelching whine to sound throughout the school, disrupting many a class (and startling the students attempting to skip.) "Eh...well...here's your new student council. Yay. President: Rain Rottingham Vice President: Temes Secretary: Kasumi Public Relations: Nukpana Treasurer: Gargantuan ...these people will have special duties and blah, blah, blah. Come to the administration office to collect your special pins...  ...and talk to the dumbass Snowflake, so he can tell you more. .... Bye."
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:25 am
There was a loud, hacking wheeze. It sounded like the person over the skellyphone might have either been dying or suffering from the world's largest hairball. "It's.. horrible...." Came a raspy wheeze.
Just when the students thought it was over, the voice continued. "COLOUR.. PRESENTS... THINGS EVERYWHERE. WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS?"
Another huge wheeze.
"AND WHERE IN JACK'S NAME IS HELLMA?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:22 pm
There is a sudden hissing, crackling and popping. Even if a student is off-campus, the sound erupts around them. It isn't until the cheerful voice of Red is heard that students realize that it's the school ickycom system.
&Good evening students! Student Council re-elections will be held in about four or five weeks from now, so if you think you've got what it takes you'd best prepare your flyers, bribes, and campaigns if you'd like to be elected!
In addition, for those still on campus there will be an upcoming gym class soon that most of you will find useful should you attend.
Have a good Floresctival! Should you wish to be an overachiever and set up a campaign booth at Floresctival, please contact a staff so we can issue you a booth-license. Thank you!&
The ickycom shuts off with a loud CLICK!, leaving many wondering if the Amityville skullpins came equipped with miniature cameras too.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:53 pm
"Ye... tw... office.... o... gno..... s......y."
They really needed to fix that Ickycom. ((PPST: Year Two students should check out the office ))
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:01 am
It took a team of four gnomes to drag their unlucky fellow foward. It would take a team of six more to remove the ruts in the floor from the unlucky fellow. They were oblivious to his plight, each one thankful that they were not the ones who lost the scissor-paper-rock tournament they had just held moments prior. The one being pulled towards the ickycom was suddenly pushed forward, his yelps echoing throughout the school nervously as he approached the device. "Er. Um," he stumbled, the paper rattling as he unrolled the scroll. "Good, er, midnight students! We just spent several hours totaling your votes, and the results are in for your br-brand new Student Council! Yipee!" There probably would be more enthusiasm from the student body if it wasn't four o'clock in the morning."Anyway, if you have complaints about the time this message was broadcasted then please send your complaints to your brand new Student Council. Heeeere they are! President:Aen'r... Ae'nrrr... Riley.Vice President:Junko Secretary:Christof Public Relations:Shehk Treasurer:Jericho Bloodbane Now wasn't that fantastic? If your name was called, you'll find your new special pin in your mailbox along with directions to your new specialsecret student lounge! Don't forget to show your badge -- you'll need that to get in. Have a nice night! ... THERE I DID IT now let me go jackdamnitall this is the worst bet ever ugh pass me that hard applespider jug would you? Man the crap I had to read who the Jacking balls wrote this piece of -- click.
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