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 Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:51 pm
post a joke here Quote: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. EDIT BY PLASMAFIRE: This is now a surprise contest, the person who makes me laugh the hardest on September 30th gets a randomly selected thank you letter. RULES: Maximum of 5 posts per day per person. Keep the jokes Clean. Have fun. You can post your own original jokes, or ones you find on the internet.
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:36 pm
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch biggrin
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:06 pm
So, do you like chicken? Yay for chicken
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:20 am
Damarisan, I don't get it...
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:35 pm
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer. dramallama
xd stare
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:51 pm
jellykans Damarisan, I don't get it... you never said that you had to get the punchline. heheheheh. just kidding
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:53 pm
knock, knock,
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:16 am
MagicalWitness What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. dramallama xd stare ... eek WHAT!?!?!?!
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:17 am
MagicalWitness What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. dramallama xd stare ... eek WHAT!?!?!?! Edit: OH i didn't know the answer was in white
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Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:38 am
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
IT'S YO MUTHA, BOY! CAN'T YOU EVEN TELL YOUR OWN MUTHA?!
"IT'S YO MUTHA, BOY! CAN'T YOU EVEN TELL YOUR OWN MUTHA?!" who?
YOUR MO-THEEER! Dumbass!
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:24 am
LOL um..
um..
omg
I am unable to think of a good one! D:
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:26 am
and all the ones I can find on the internet that make me laugh aren't that clean XD. Is this one too dirty?
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?""
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:19 pm
elffromspace and all the ones I can find on the internet that make me laugh aren't that clean XD. Is this one too dirty? Dangerous Squirrels A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed." "So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?"" I lol'd. 8D
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:53 pm
this is one I've been trying to remember.
so three guys die and go to Saint Peters gate with him standing there, the first guy goes up and saint peter asks. "What have you done that's good?"
"I made hundreds of thousands of dollars and gave some to charity annually before dieing and givingmy fortune to my family." said the man before Saint peter let him pass and the second guy came up and was asked the same question.
"Well I made millions of dollars and when I died I gave my family two million and gave the rest to charity." said the second man and Saint peter let him pass before the third man came up a bit nervously.
"Well I didn't do as well as they did, I only made five hundred dollars in my entire life." said the third.
"Really, what instrument did you play." said Saint peter.
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Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:36 pm
What's the difference between puberty and a water bottle?
The water bottle hit Justin Bieber first.
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