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 Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:59 pm
Yep, day I turned 20 I got laid. It was awesome. For hours.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:21 pm
So... You've been growing inside a chicken for all these years and you finally got laid? I never knew you weren't a mammal =P
~Hampy dramallama
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:46 pm
Sir Hampy So... You've been growing inside a chickentoad for all these years and you finally got laid? I never knew you weren't a mammal =P ~Hampy dramallama Corrected. Although, Gundam. I think the correct term for you would be spawned.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:58 pm
That story is: Bad.
Recommendation: Get a new one.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:25 am
And you felt the need to come brag on the internet, nice rofl
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:22 am
I still think he is growing inside a chicken....
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:55 am
Sounds like a lot of /b/S in here =P
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:38 pm
xXxLadyAngelxXx And you felt the need to come brag on the internet, nice rofl yep. i like bragging lol
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:44 pm
I BET IT WAS WISH SOME FAT a** HOOKER
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:39 pm
No Ryan, it was with a pillow.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:27 pm
No, siree. I'll tell you what happened.
Mr Gundam here decided to go to the store one day. While there, he was astonished to find a large jar of pickles. Upon approaching these fine pickles, he realized something. He thought to himself, Holy ******** s**t, I'm 20 years old now.
When he realized this, he looked away from the pickles and decided to go down the aisle for toiletries. When he got there, he noticed a dime on the floor. A store clerk was coming down the aisle behind him when he bent over to pick up the dime and...
He picked up the dime and stood back up again. When he realized what he had just picked up, he didn't know what he was doing in the toiletries section of the store. In fact, Mr Gundam here didn't know what the ******** he was even doing in the store, so he headed to the exit.
That's when he got laid.
The end.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:37 pm
1k gold saying it was a 70 year old stripper.
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