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Confession: I don't think you should have included the ridiculously long list from the last thread. Either make it all smaller, or just link to the old one.

When I was around 7 or 8, I made my retarded uncle drink my own urine from a cup because I was too afraid to go out into the darkness to find the bathroom. I told him it was apple juice.

I really.
Really.
REALLY.
Cannot ******** stand -a specific LSGer-!
She bitches about her problems in Lsg all the time. But all of her problems are caused by her! And fixable! She just ******** won't!
Pisses me off.

KLEMPKY IS HOT.

I have to pee rly bad.

I met my boyfriend through an MMO. We dated for 7 months before he drove over 1,200 miles, 22 hours, and spent over $400 just to come get me. We've been living together ever since and I couldn't be happier.

This is a secret because I tell everyone I met him during college. I'm ashamed that I met him online. I never believed in online dating or even that it could work out until now.

Why does everyone find Damien so attractive and sexy? He really isn't.

Who the ******** is Tree Nut. they are annoying as ******** class="clear">

Screw it, I think everyone has guessed it already. I'm Regore.

I am old but I feel like I'm new,
I still remember most of you.
LSG, Oh LSG,
You use to be my family.
LSG, Oh LSG,
Most of you have forgotten me.
I use to act like such a child,
Hell, back then things were pretty wild.
LSG, Oh LSG,
You use to be my family.
LSG, Oh LSG,
You use to mean so much to me.
Sometimes there's love, sometimes there's hate,
Oh don't forget, ******** YEAH SEACAIT!
LSG, Oh LSG,
You use to be my family.
LSG, Oh LSG,
Good times were had, hahaheehee.
I love you all, nothing implied,
I've said enough, I'm satisfied.
LSG, Oh LSG,
I wish you were my family.
LSG, Oh LSG,
I guess it wasn't meant to be.

I just got this POS Emporer's Brow in a blue giftbox. I figured I'd just immediatly use it to confess something. SO WALL OF CONFESSIONSGOGOGO. I'm still sick. My throat is raw from constantly going AHEM and clearing my throat and my nose is all dry and red from blowing. Blurp. There was this woman on the bus yesterday with stinky perfume, sitting in front of me. The kind that just sticks in the back of your throat and festers in your sinuses, and I just wanted to be all obnoxious and go AUGGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH with my tongue hanging out of my mouth all obnoxious and germ spittle flying everywhere because her perfume made my throat hurt even more. But instead I decided to be an adult and move to a seat further away. There are also these women that go walking every morning by my bus stop. You can sooooooo tell they're housewives and MIDDLE CLASS SUBURBAN SOCCOR MOM HOUSEWIVES. Why does that annoy me? They're perfectly kept to themselves and they don't bother anyone but it bothers me because when they walk by they're like KIDSKIDSHUSBANDKIDSKIDSKIDSHUSBANDKIDSFRIENDSMOTHERGISSIPKIDS. I want to ber like URGH HOW COULD YOU LET YOURSELF BE TRAPPED LIKE THAT. YOU'RE FREE. FLY! But in all honesty, I am PROBABLY so wrong about them that it's embarassing. I bet they actually are quite busy and active people, or maybe even work from home or work later than me. Who knows. I'm so judgemental. Oh, and during May, two years in a row not including this one, there was this older latina woman that wore scarf, gloves, winter coat and a winter hat when it was like 65 outside and everyone else is in cotton shirts and stuff. I thought maybe she was just crazy, but now adays I see it all the time now. Like...if it's not 85 out, you need a parka. I also see people on really warm January days, the freak ones that we get where it randomly shoots up to 70 all day long and they're STILL packed in their scarves, jackets, gloves and winter gear. It's like....did you not notice that it's NOT cold? I'm convinced that people don't actually feel the cold they just automatically go JANUARY EQUALS WINTER GEAR and even if it's like 70, they're still going to say BUT IT'S JANUARY. I WILL DIE WITHOUT MY SCAAAAAAAARF.

Stef is one of the best friends I could ever ask for, and I'm so glad you took me under your wing. Josh has made so much progress as an artist and a person. I am proud to know him as well as I do. Tanya has been such an incredible addition to my support team -- I'm so glad I've gotten to know you. Mary, I'm sorry things turned out the way they did for us, but I'm not bitter, just sad. You all have gone above and beyond my expectations as friends and I want you all in my life for the years following. Please hang on to me if you can. I don't want to lose you.

I am terrified of growing up. I have been putting off everything - jobs, school, moving out of my parents house, driving.

Now I don't really have a reason not to grow up.

If there was any one person I could hold in my arms, and love with all my heart right now, it would be Jesse. I don't know, I just find that I have an uber crush on him right now, but I can't do anything about it.

I want to go to clubs and bars to try and get picked up but I already have a suspicion no one would want to pick me up anyway.

I feel like a massive fraud nearly all of the time. Nothing I do seems like a real achievement. I think this has to do with the fact that I'm not very hard working at all, but I am 'naturally gifted' at certain things. I procrastinate, I'm lazy, and I just never feel motivated. I just feel awful seeing people work much harder than I do, though perhaps not doing as well, and I think they deserve way more praise and compliments than I do. One day, my lack of work ethic will catch up with me, and I'm really really afraid.

I've finally met someone who understands me. We have a ridiculous amount in common, and I don't think I've ever been happier just to know someone. (And as a bonus, I find him physically attractive, too.) In fact, given enough time, I could see this becoming a relationship.
But I think I have a self-destructive streak. I've unwittingly sabotaged so many potential relationships and I'm scared that I'll do the same with him. I don't know how to break this kind of a cycle, and it terrifies me.

Kyoki is hot. He's changed a lot though. It's sad.

I'm confused. Did Mary and Cait break up?

I didn't use to think Roger what that hot, but now that I know he is The Kitchen Man...
Lets just say I need some new panties.

Wow. Edge will have no idea who the ******** this is, but he is just so goddamn attractive and funny, I really ******** want to hug him and cuddle him and sleep with him. I can't believe he's not taken.

Cait is so awesome. I really want to get to know her better.
If she wasn't lesbian I'd totally fall for her.

Anyone who is in love with Edge doesn't know the real Edge. Either that, or I was seriously unlucky.

When did Nue get attractive? :/

I shaved my head. Again.

I have no purpose. I have no goals, no ambitions, I'm just a blob. I have never really had love in my life and I can't think of an achievement which I can call my own. I'm a nothing and I have no clue how to become something. The core problem is that I'm rapidly running out of motivation to even strive for that metagnostic something.

I am a liar. I've never been in a serious relationship, I have never had sex, and I am always the &other& woman. I hate hate HATE this. I can't help that I am always attracted to men who are taken. Maybe one day I will tell you who I am, but for now I am far too ashamed. I hope that one day when you all know who this is that you all will still accept me. I was young and foolish when I lied. I only hate myself more and more everyday for not telling the truth. I am sorry.

This is the 'tinychat fapper' as you call me. I'm actually a regular, and I posted that confession just to see who all would be uptight about it, and let it get to them. Just like Mary said earlier, you don't know which confessions are true or not, so I would suggest in the future if you're bothered by it, just think that it's probably not true. That one person who comes in and lurks is not the tinychat fapper. I actually frequent many sessions, and wouldn't do anything to harm anyone's right to be who they are. Sorry if any of you got paranoid, but my experiment worked if you did.

I think I might kill someone. I've been thinking about it for a while.

You make me so happy. I've been through so much these last few years, and all of it seems easier to deal with, whenever I talk to you. I feel like you and I are on a similar level, and I would very much like to get to know you more. I just hope you don't have an agenda. If you have issues to deal with in life, i'll listen if you need me to. I just want to be with someone, even if it's not sexual. I would like to be close to someone in life at least enough to get me through my hard times. I barely know you, but i'm falling hard, and it's a little scary. Scary because I didn't think I could be interested ever again.

I adore Athena. She's ******** hot.

I just realized that I can't count the amount of female LSGers I've seen naked on two hands.

I ******** hate Addy's art. It was never good, and still isn't. If she loves doing it, then she should. But I don't think people should lie to her saying she's good at it.

I started talking to you for the first time two or three weeks ago. Before that, we barely glanced at each other. You make me smile in the worst of times. It's adorable the way you text me the whole day and night, I've never been without your words for more than 3 hours and we lose sleep over each other. You told me I was worth the risk.
I've moved on from her, and you need to move on also.
It kills me that the reason we can't be is that you're holding on to someone who is doing nothing but controlling you and pushing you down. If I'm worth the risk of talking to, since she doesn't want us having any kind of friendship, then why am I not worth the risk of letting go and trying something new? I don't want to play games, I don't want this ring-around-the-rosie, sneaky relationship. I want you. I can promise it will be wonderful for the both of us.
Just take the jump.

I'm only saying this because of Mary's thread today. I'm the same girl who posted the confession saying I use my sister's photos. Last month, I was feeling really close to a certain LSGer for a long time, so I told them the truth and showed them my real picture. You know what they said? &I can see why you use your picture's photos.& This is why I lie. Thanks.

I know who the Tinychat Fapper is. I don't even go into Tinychat, but just from reading the confession and talking to certain LSGers. I'm 100% convinced. And he probably knows who I am.

That person who thinks Neu is attractive is probably on drugs.
And as much as I feel really bad for Nora it's really awkward to have it flung at me in the guild. I'm sorry you got dumped but wtf. I don't want to hear about it all the time.
Also I don't get why Mary and Cait broke up.
And I think Morde is a dumb c**t.
So peace bitches.

Apparently you go off the deep end. Holy s**t, we get it you're obsessively co-dependent and seriously unstable. I don't need to see you bawing everywhere you go.

Hello, my name is Yoko Salad and I don't have any voice whatsoever until someone else says something first.
p***y.

What ever happened to that guy Liquid Sunshine liked, Adam or whatever, and that big fight her and her friend got into over him? And then a little while later, that same friend joins LSG and is all over Clone, it's painfully obvious that she likes him, and suddenly, Clone and Liquid Sunshine are dating? So much for that Adam guy, right? Or does Liquid Sunshine just go after whoever her friend likes?

After all that she doesn't even love me back. Oh well. At least it's something to hope for.

Liquid Sunshine is much bitchier since she started seeing Clone.

To Noramine: Get over it. He doesn't like you, and you try too hard to get attention from him, anyway. The more you show him you're upset, the more you show him you're immature, and can't deal with rejection. You're acting co-dependent, so move on, and focus on something more positive.

To Cait: I really hope things work out for you, and your heart mends in time. I know you can get annoyed by others with their breakups, but i'm with you on this one. Maybe at one time it would work, but right now, let's focus on you. You're a wonderful woman, with a great heart, and strength. The ones we love the most, break us the hardest. I believe you have the strength to lift yourself up, and move on from everything. Time to start over.

To Clone and Liquid Sunshine XO: Hope it all works out, and you two can both be good to each other, and leave all that old behavior behind. Don't listen to what anyone says, because haters gonna hate.

To everyone else having a breakup or relationship issue: I hope all goes well for you. Please don't keep on treating others the way you've done in the past. Be honest with one another, and make damn sure you're positive on making important decisions. I know I was supportive on some earlier issues, and I feel I contributed to someone's relationship failure.

It's also a nice thing to stay out of someone else's relationship business, unless you have a good reason to be judgmental. (Wanting to date someone that is taken) If you want to be with that person, then try to be their friend first. Talk to them more, and be there for them in every way you think you can, until the time is right to express your feelings. It takes time, but love is something that will always take time to show, and grow.

Jealousy will only drive you to insanity, and it seems there be a bunch of crazy people up in here, who only want to take down the ones they dislike, because they can't have what they want.

As for a confession of my own: I think all of the women in this guild are amazingly beautiful. You all need to calm your crazy drives for a minute, and really enjoy yourselves. Did you ever think that maybe you'd get more positive attention if you just broke down your wall, and were yourself? No need to be a queen, when you can be your own grade of woman, without the cattiness, and drama. I wish you all well in your search for love, and wellness.

All of the boys in here are funny. I've always known boys will be boys, and really, they don't grow up as much as we do (women). It's not really maturity, but the aspirations in life that are the difference. Boys will always like their toys, and women will always want to have a family. I think that some of the men in this guild can be a little dramatic, and start fights, because they want to prove something. You don't need to be a meat head, just know a little thing here and there before you argue. You'll feel more at peace with yourself if you don't get involved with something you know nothing about.

I'd also like to confess that even though I find everyone attractive, and beautiful- There are some in here that I feel haven't met their full potential in their current life. Take life by the hair, and tell it who's boss. You are the only one on this planet who can take care of you. Do it already! Just make sure you're doing it for the right reason!

I feel really really bad for you, rebound girl.

I think Kobei is a huge ******** attention whore. It's so annoying, flashing her nasty tits on tinychat. Not to mention being into Edge, who will probably just ignore her as soon as he gets a crack at her crack.

I find everyone absolutely disgusting.
I can barely stomach being around people these days.

Everyone is a fake, everyone is a liar, everyone is helpless.
It makes me sick. I watch people, and I notice everything.
I hate everyone.
I want to hurt everyone I see, in any way possible. I want them to cry, I want them to be ripped apart.
I do not feel empathy, I do not feel compassion, and pretending to is becoming too much to bear.

The other night I had taken a long walk to do a favor for a friend, this happened on my way back.

I was about four blocks over and five down from my house and had decided to stop at the store to pick up something to drink. This meant walking to the main road instead of taking a shortcut home, otherwise this likely would have never happened. I was walking, it was dark, about midnight or so and most porch lights were off. I heard some glass shatter and, curious, I slowed my steps. I heard two people shouting, a man and a woman. From what I gathered as I walked the man was rather drunk and the woman had been knocking on the window to be let in, causing the drunken man to punch out the window for some reason.

He was screaming at her to leave, punching the porch, generally seeming hostile. She was telling him that she had told him she'd knock until she was let in, just to let her stay until her clothes were dry.

Her clothes were soaked, she claimed, I do not know why. Anyway, he started shouting all sorts of horrible things at her. The way he was moving had already put me on edge but I continued on, watching out of the corner of my eye and slowing nearly to a crawl after I passed out of the range of their porch light. The entire idea was to wait near a tree within earshot of their porch, just in case.

It was stupid, yes, but I don't know, I couldn't just walk off knowing what would potentially happen, nor could I intervene without good reason. So as I approached this tree, six or seven houses away, I spot a police car creeping with their lights off.

I hold a hand up to get their attention and flash some signals I can only hope they'd understand. Two fingers up, shaking my fist, jerking my thumb back the way I came. He seemed to understand as he speed down the block.

Satisfied that everything would be alright I picked up my normal pace and continued on my way. Now on the main road I see a cop car pull up next to this church near my house and hear some shouting. I then see two more cop cars turn their flashers on and peel out to meet up with the one.

Who is it shouting? The guy who had just been shouting at his girlfriend. Apparently he had tried to get violent with the cops when the car pulled up.

Would they have noticed it going on had I not been there? Most likely.
Was it a better outcome than my physically interfering and possibly getting injured? Yes.
Do I still feel like I did some good? I do.

I don't want any sort of credit or anything, that's why I kept walking and why this is being submitted anonymously, but it's one of those stories you can't help but tell.

I'm really glad Ani quit the guild. I don't see how anyone liked her in the first place. I thought she was a c**t and really full of herself and tried to play it off like she was innocent. Clone was too good for her and he's probably better of with Liquid Sunshine. I honestly bet she's slutting around with other guys wherever she is now. Can't say it was much of a loss.

I started going to therapy for self-esteem and anxiety problems. They're severe enough that they're now part of the reason I've decided to lurk here from now on. It's hard for me to deal with being judged in real life, and even harder to deal with the fear of being judged anonymously on the internet. I feel comfortable with a few of you here and I appreciate our friendships, but for those of you I don't know so well, I'm terribly afraid of what you think of me.

Best sex ever.

I haven't left my house in weeks. I'm afraid to go out there.

I want to be loved / feel someone that loves me so badly.
Any guy that pays attention to me, I cling to and obsess over. I say I don't care, but a small part of me does care. A lot.

Okay, so I wish people would actually tell me to my face that they are upset if I get naked. Hell, just tell me anything that upsets you about me. ANYTHING. It's really getting on my nerves that some of you don't have enough cojones to talk to someone face to face, or at least PM them. I am calling out all of the people who think they're 'too good' to be public with their emotions, and opinions.

You tell me to my face what you think of me. No more of this stirring the pot, and getting everyone riled up. It's immature, and if you want to keep it up, we're not going to be friends. Ever. If you want to wear a mask, and troll, then fine, but not on my time.

You can dish it out, but can you take it?

Miserable. I love this girl. She knows this. She used to love me. I know this. Now I have to fight like crazy to get any attention from her. I don't know if I'll ever get more than that. And no I'm not going to stop. Because i love her.

Not only was it the best sex ever, I think I really enjoyed the semi-public nature of it. Now I'm not saying I'd have liked to be caught, but I did enjoy being outside like we were, and when you waved at that moped it turned me on like nothing else.

i love amon. literally. probably forever.
no romantic feelings whatsoever, but i love that kid a lot

dampest clam, brofestival, niggers, high studio ceilings, curviest hook, clou i, ect ect

Monday when Felin confessed that he likes to have his hair pulled and be told who's boss, I literally whimpered out loud. Waaaaant. crying

I have a sneaking suspicion my boyfriend is ashamed of loving me. I didn't question it for so long, but recently, some events have really popped up in my mind. Maybe I'm overthinking it. I hope I am. Please let me be wrong.

Everytime 'Hey There, Delilah' comes on the radio in the van I start to cry. So not brutal. It happened again today.

Sometimes I want to be pregnant just so I can be with you forever.

My biggest pet peeve is when people complain about things but don't do anything about it. I want to throttle the hell out of them. Especially when they complain about things, but then purposely do something to make their case worse.

i.,e., I've noticed that Cait has whined and moaned several times about being self-conscious because she's not as pretty as other girls or some s**t, but then she keeps going out and getting those horrible short haircuts that even her own girlfriend hated. And half the time wears clothes that look way too tight on her. She could be cute, she just totally ruins it.

I appreciate people like Xippy. She bitches (or bitched - it's significantly less now) about being fat, and she goes out and actually works on it. And it does work. Good for her. Now if only everyone could follow her example, I wouldn't have to be so full of anger. :/

I feel like the world is crashing down and it's out of my hands. It'll all be ok, it always is, but the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach won't go away. It's not as bad as I've dealt with before, but it's enough to manifest all of my avoidance behaviors.

I don't feel like I'm welcome here anymore. I used to be liked by most of you, had friends, even had some crushes. I could talk about my day, and I'd get replies, even nice ones. I could even talk about things that were hurting me, or very serious issues I was having. I could joke, I could laugh, I was happy.

Now when I'm in here, I hardly post anymore. Half the time, I don't even log in. I feel like no one wants me here, and that I've just become another guild punching bag. If I even make a reference to something that I enjoy, I'm made fun of for it. If I talk about my day, I never get a reply. If I update things that go on with me, even the bad, I'm put under the microscope and told I'm being defensive and immature when I fight back. No one even laughs with me anymore. Putting up a photo of me doesn't even get comments anymore. No one cares.

I've seen so many of you grow up into who you are now. You've all seen me go through a lot of s**t too, and I've changed so much in the years I've been here. Yet I feel totally detached from everyone. I don't even talk to any of you in IM anymore. I'm always worried that whatever I say will be held against me.

I know that even now, some of you are going &Oh bawwww look I'm treated so terribly and everyone hates me bawwww THAT'S LIFE p***y SUCK IT UP&. All because I'm so sad that no one finds me interesting anymore in here, or even enjoyable.

Yet, I still come to LSG, still reply to threads, and am on everyday...

I've always felt like I don't belong in this world. Whenever I try to open up to people, they hurt me, and it makes me feel more introverted than ever. Feeling empty inside, and no matter how hard I try to express my emotion, what's the point? I've accepted that even though this may be my last chance, i'll never meet anyone as unique as I am. The world is ******** up, and being here only reminds me of that. Over and over again I see people who are nasty, violent, and selfish. I'm not like that at all, and it even makes me cringe when I push myself to do those things in public, and when i'm social. Sure, that may have sounded like like a contradiction, but I do push it. I push myself to fit in. I'm quite shy, and I always have been. I'm jealous that those who get attention are bad people. People who have agendas, and inside, they enjoy it when they can rape the innocence of others. Using our weaknesses against us, to turn us blind to our growth. I'm getting sick and tired of having to use poor skills to get someone to notice me. I just want to move someplace where no one knows me, and start over. I don't need this little box to make me happy. When I see that smile, and I hear that laugh it makes me so happy, but is it worth it? I don't know what I really want anymore. I hope that this last chance is a way to cure my sadness, and get me to be more positive, and pick up the pieces. I'm getting burned out on meeting people in general. It's enough of a headache as is to read everyone else's problems, and see that instead of mending, and becoming stronger, we wallow in self pity, and tune that to others for attention. I am proud of some recently that have made the decision to shut the ******** up about their problems. I can't seem to shut up about mine, and I don't know why. It's not that I want attention, really. I just like to talk a lot.

I feel like a child inside, still. A child who is alone, and unloved, and abandoned. I only wear a mask, and poorly at that, to try and seem normal.

I don't like many of you, and I don't care really if you get upset. You're probably reading this, and thinking what a wonderful c**t I am.

It's not really you, it's me. It's the fact I cannot stand people who turn to evil to make sure they seem important. I keep trying to do these things for myself, and every night I break down in tears, because I can't stand it anymore. I want to live a life that isn't this. I want to be happy again, like when I was young, and innocent. Before I had people push their agendas, and opinions onto me, and make me believe in things that don't make any sense. I'm scared. Scared that one day I might just have to disappear, for my own good. I keep trying to show people love, but the only way they see it is through sex, and violence. Sexual flirting, and attention. Violent words which do offend people, and complete ignorance to others opinions, and feelings.

We all felt like children before, so why not make the stand to change it before it's too late? Or are you so selfish to hold up a wall, that you're going to take everyone down, to burn in this life with you? If I could, I would make things right, but some won't listen, because they hate everyone, and even are violent to close friends, and family. Some of you just do not listen, and are stubborn as hell. I would like to tell you all that I love you, from the bottom of my empty heart. The only emotion I have to give, is love. I don't know many of you, barely even talked to you, but I love you. I love you because you are the same child inside, screaming for attention, and to be loved. In any sense. From be it appreciation to the things you do, or are, I love you for every little thing you are, truly. You may not have found this, and expressed it with anyone, but it can be our secret together. We can all be loved together, and love each other, and no one can tear us apart. We don't have to show that we can be adults, we can thrive as children again. Children who don't care, and just want to love, and live, and have fun.

tl;dr- Boo ******** hoo.

I have tried to type this out several times now, but I couldn't find the right words. I guess I'll just try to make it simple and to the point:

I feel so stupid. I knew you were just hurting and missing her, and you turned to me for comfort, but I fell for you anyway.

I will never, ever do that to someone else. I'm not the only one who will believe it when someone tells me they like me, so I'm actually going to mean it when I tell someone.

We all have stresses and concerns in our personal lives. Some of us turn to LSG for that. The responses are either negative or positive, but what I've seen mostly is people taking offense. Why? Why take offense in someone elses comment? Why say something knowing any comment thrown out by anyone can maybe offend you? More importantly, why the ******** does it matter? It shouldn't matter -- you do s**t for yourself. And hell, you don't need to explain yourself either. The people who say s**t to bother you won't even care if you start explaining yourself, they'll just back themselves up and it'll turn into this big, unnecessary, stupid pile of feces. You don't need to fight for someone elses acceptance; they either accept something or don't, you can't alter that. I don't even know if it's a matter of maturation or not, but the whole concept is honestly so very simple. But hell, we're all different people aren't we?

I still accept you all for who you are, because guess what, 'whateva whateva you do what you want', am I right?

As a side note, if anyone one of you needs someone to talk to, you know where I am. In addition, I try my best not to be biased with what I say -- even when I am being biased, I'll let it be known to you. I can be blunt sometimes, but it's for your own good. Just understand that I'm not perfect, and though I may help a TON of you here in LSG, know that I have my problems too, I just try and not let them get known as much anymore, because I depend on myself a lot. I'm just a pair of caring ears that wants you all to be happy, really.

.... Oh God, I'm late..

Even though I'm going into a field I'm passionate as ******** about, I'll always secretly want to be a Victoria's Secret/lingerie model. So ******** bad.

There are so many awesome people in LSG that I wish I could know in the &the real life&. Then again, if I did, skeezing on you people would be a lot more awkward. At any rate, despite all the stupid s**t we all say and do you guys are all pretty alright!

PS I am Mary's baby daddy

I'm afraid I'm falling for a boy ... over the internet.

Please just stop talking. Sadly the person this is about won't actually know this is directed at them so they can take a hint.

I should have asked this girl out earlier and things would be awesome. She would have transferred to my school and I would probably be having sex right this second. Hot nasty dirty sex.

I'll be honest, I have never really cared much for Liquid Sunshine, but chin up hon. You really are one of the nicest, sweetest and happy go lucky people in this guild, and we could always use people like that around.

I have no passion for anything. Work related, peronally related, whatever. I neither love or hate my job. I can't think of a single job I would love to do for the rest of my life besides what I do now.

All of it seems so tedious. Anything I am interested in is honestly just too much ******** work to be worth it to me. Owning a bar = Working 16 hours a day 7 days a week. No thanks. Being a funeral home director/mortician/embalmer and owning a funeral home that caters to non religious services and alternative burials = years of school and debt and working 7 days a week with grieving people when I can't even figure out how to approach my boss and offer condolances for the death of a family member. No thanks.

I am honestly happiest when I am doing absolutely nothing productive or important whatsoever. Posting on the internet. Playing a game. Whatever.

Planning for the future? PSHHHH. Yeah whatever. Let it come. I'll deal with the future when it gets here.

I have nothing that I care enough about to research or support as far as activism. I don't even care enough about being an atheist to relate to other atheists, and try not to really talk about it unless I am with people who know me. That just invites uncomfortable and frankly endlessly boring discussions. I usually avoid the topic of religion with my friends for the personal comfort of all involved. For mine, for thiers, for everyone's.

I went to an atheist meet-up and it SO AWKWAAARRRD. I was so nervous and my gut was rolling the entire time I was there. Everyone was really nice to me because I was 'one of them' but honestly the atmosphere was so smug. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD! *sniffs own fart*

&How did you become an atheist, Jaime?&
&I wasn't raise religiously. I never even knew it was a big deal to some people as a kid. Then uh..I discovered there was a word for me when I was an adult after dicking around with wicca and not being terribly interested in it.&

Was like being the only downsie in a room ful of scholars! They're all like I'M READING THIS FAAAAASCINATING BOOK ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF CHINESE IMMIGRANT MIDDLE CLASS WORKERS IN AMERICA AND BLAH BLAH BLAH and I was like &uh...I think I read a book last year. It was dark fantasy and they have powers and the main character is super powerful and lol.&

Nothing jives with me. Nothing...

WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT

BEING LAZY IS MY PASSION. ******** YEAH. RALLY AT MY HOUSE NEXT WEEK. WE'LL SIT AROUND ON THE COUCH AND IGNORE EACH OTHER AND POST ON THE INTERNET.

I couldn't remember what my porn email account is, so when I went to go reset the password (it's a Hotmail), it sent the confirmation of password change to some pacbell email. I didn't recognize the address until I looked up pacbell, and apparently they were bought out by AT. I think AT&T was my mom's/my family's first email provider, and the email address matched the first two letters of her old one, and the number of letters blotted out after the first two also would've matched hers. I think she has that address forwarded to her current address.

Maybe she'll just shrug it off as spam or something, but she might also ask my brother and sister and I what it is. Logically, there's no reason for a spam email for porn sites to be tied into MY MOM'S ******** EMAIL ADDRESS but maybe I was just retarded the night I made it. But before I applied logic, I nearly passed out at the notion of her finding out, even if she might've suspected it or something since I jump a lot when people come around me.

What's worse though is that it took me this long, it took me going through all of my accounts to really consider how bad of a problem I have when it comes to porn and s**t. I mean, I don't jack off more than once in a day like some people do, and I don't even need porn a lot of the time, but the fact that I've had some of these same accounts up since I was 13 (I'm 19 now) just really sickens me. I know that masturbation is normal and all, and porn is what it is, but I suddenly feel like this incredibly creepy, voyeuristic loser and I don't know if I'll be able to listen to my head long enough to get out of it all before I give into my head again.

I wish Clone would just ******** leave LSG already. All he does is start drama and piss people off. It's not even in a funny &lol i trol u& way, it's just rude. He hurts good people and is kind of an a*****e. But I guess that comes naturally when you have no friends in real life. I'm glad Ani broke up with him after he moved down there, I laughed so hard when I found that out. Liquid Sunshine is a sweet young lady, she can do alot better than that creepy dirtbag.

I'd be pissed if the guy I was dating threw around pictures of his d**k and tried to get n***s. But I'm the jealous type.

I feel isolated, now, and I don't quite know why. When I was little, sure, I was a nerdy social out-cast, but, as I grew up, I got over it. Ironically, doing so attracted a lot of attention somehow, but I think that was more kids in the same position kind of looking up to me for whatever ******** up reason. But, now, living away from my family, my parents, I just feel isolated. I dont feel close to my friends, my loved ones (I suppose I can't really count my family, I've never really been too terribly close to them). I struggle to actually have any kind of attachment with anyone, and yet, I can't find a reason for why. I mean, the depression thing makes sense, I suppose it could. But, generally, any other time I've been depressed, I'll simply acknowledge that that is simply the case, like my mind is deceiving itself, and POOF, it's gone. But, with this... I dunno, maybe I'm dwelling on this too much. Maybe people are right and it's just a sleep thing, or a diet thing. I generally am just like this after work. But, all the same, I just had to get that out. Bottling it up sure as hell isn't going to help.

i had a tiny cup of yogurt for lunch

probably the last thing i will eat today. food is gross right now.

I am starting to feel like I am too socially adjusted to be in this guild anymore...

A lot of you guys are ******** crazy. Too afraid to talk on the phone?! Willing to date someone you've never met irl?! Showing your body off to people who could easily use it against you?!

Y'all are ******** weird.

I don't want a relationship right now. I just want this to grow. For the right reasons, and because I feel it's genuine. Be honest with your heart.

Should I kill myself? If I don't see this in the thread or if anyone says yes after it's added I will.

Out of control. This isn't even 'just PM me and we'll talk' this is literally out of con trol. been talking to someone for almost an hours an da half and it's not subsiding why why why why why

is this why people do herioin?

Streets is so beautiful and just adorable. I don't really know what she's like at all but those looks could balance out pretty much any personality. And if she's got a good one then god damn. I might need to move.

i always wonder what ythan's obsession with swft is. does he realize swft doesn't even give him a passing thought?

So when I was 14 I was decapitated, and had my neck sewn back on. I have this huge ugly scar around my neck, so I always wear shirts and scarves that cover it up. Not to mention the weird appetite for Vienna sausages after that incident. I can't resist those damn things. So good.

At least now I know that if I asked the LSG to help me next time I have a suicide crisis, they'd mostly be bitches about it.
When you're truly desperate, any reason to not kill yourself can help, and if I wrote that confession and read the responses, I'd be crushed.
Person who posted that: I truly hope you're okay, and as much as things suck now, just remember: it passes. I would hate to see the guild lose anyone like that. Please, if you're serious, talk to someone - anyone - who can help you remember that you have the strength to get through it.

I tell you that I love you. But, sometimes, I'm not sure.
I'm getting along so well with her, I remember why we were together. But, I don't want to hurt you. I didn't want to say anything because I wasn't sure. But I dont know how I feel anymore.

I know exactly how I feel. I'm ******** hurt and upset and I thought removing you from all my friends lists and messengers would help, so I couldn't see every time you came online or logged off, and therefore I'd think about you less and not be so upset every time. But I feel worse than when you first told me you still have feelings for your ex.

The more I see her from an outside point of view (as in not dating her), the less I like her. Half the time she talks, I find myself thinking &wow, really?&
Why didn't I notice these things before? I guess I'm glad they're coming to light now. Better late than never I suppose.

I would happily spend the rest of my life at hard labor to pay off any size of loan if I could use it to arrange a sexual encounter with any combination of Tsuki, Quaint and Streets.

I just had the best VC sex dream.

I'm think that she ******** me over in so many ways, I'm starting to think that I never, ever want to see her again. Here's to life, man. Here's to every other ******** thing that went wrong, that was my fault and that I'll never repent for. Cheers.

I'm grappling with the idea that I might have clinical depression. I realized last night that I'm not at all the person I tell people I am, or that I tell myself I am. I'm everything that I say that I hate, and all the qualities of others that bother me are present in me in full force. I second-guess myself constantly and can't remember the last time I've been really satisfied with something I've done. For that matter, every time I've been happy for the past few months has been this really fleeting, cheap, surface-level happiness that doesn't last for all of a day. I can't remember the last time I've felt genuinely content and at peace with who I am as a person or where I am or where I'm going in life. I'm dramatic, hopelessly co-dependent, and just now figuring out that I am. And I don't really know what to do with it all. I just don't feel like I'm myself at all.

I'm so depressed, I can't even cry anymore.

I'm so depressed I -- wow, calm the ******** down, the lot of you. Seriously.

I have a ******** buddy.
I guess the title &******** buddy& is a little inappropriate. Friend with benefits is closer.
We are really good friends it's just that we sometimes have sex. It'll range from really intimate sex where he'll be gentle with me, and we'll kiss and fall asleep together after to really rough sex where he'll hold me down and ravage me until he finishes on my face.
I don't really feel guilty or anything, but it's nice to type it out. Keeping secrets is bothersome.

I miss when my biggest problem was choosing between three girls who were all crazy about me.

This is going to be just about the stupidest confession ever, especially since it's anonymous, but I hate Lux's signature. I just want to kick that little girl in her awkward 12 year old-bright-red-lipstick-teeth. Something about the way she's dressed and the god awful lipstick makes me hate it.

OH NO BRITT WILL HATE ME FOR HATING ON HER SIGNATURE. BETTER MAKE IT ANON.

I tend to be very private about my personal life over the internet, even on Facebook, but I have something I'd like to talk about, so I figured this would be a good way to go about it.

About a month ago, my dog died. He was close to 14 years old, older than any of my siblings. I was there when my family first got him, I named him, I took care of him, I carried him up the stairs when he became too old and arthritic to walk up them himself. He's simply always been there with me. I understand that he was quite old and he was bound to die eventually, but it's still a strange feeling.

Even though it's been a month, I still think about him every day. Yes, I'm sure many think that he was just a pet, but I've never dealt with the death of an immediate family member, and I think this is the closest thing to that experience. I suppose the most difficult aspect of it for me was the fact that he died a week after I had moved back to college. Though I'm certain that things would have been twice as hard for me if I had been with him when he died, I still wish I had been there.

The other night I was reading a little before I went to bed, and the story made an off-hand remark about some children finding a dead collie in the local park. My dog was a collie, and as soon as I read that line, I was ready to cry. I set the book down for a little while and just stared at the pictures of him (my parents gave me two pictures of him, which I taped up in my room). He's been with me almost as long as I can remember, and it's terrible to think that I'll never see him again.

I've only talked about him with my parents and a couple of my friends at college. I guess the main reason why I sent in this confession was because I wanted to talk about him without feeling like I was whoring for attention or sympathy over the internet, hence the anonymity. Just something I wanted to get off my chest, I suppose. To anyone who bothered to read this between the hate mail and sexual fantasies, thank you for listening.

I am SO not looking forward to Edge and Kobei meeting tomorrow. I mean, that's great for them, I love that LSGers meet each other and I've met with an LSGer on several occasions, myself. But everyone knows that're totally going to ********, and Kobei won't shut up about it, and they joke about having sex on camera in tinychat, but I wouldn't put it past them to actually do that.

Dear Edge Zero,

Don't do it.

Love, Anon.

I've always liked Nora, but the fact that she cares so much about the fact that Liquid Sunshine (who is one of the nicest people in here, btw) uses a poll similar to Ythan's...well, it's a little creepy and bizarre. Especially considering they're not dating anymore, but it would still be weird even if they were.

You've become such a terrible friend, I wish you had never joined LSG. Now I can't even b***h to them about the things you say and do because you might see it. Honestly, I know you don't feel bad about it, but do you even think at all anymore before you run your mouth or do something to hurt me?

Tig is a c**t.

Who DOESN'T think Tig is a c**t? She and BK are probably two of the biggest cunts I've ever encountered. And it's ******** hilarious that Tig is really that ******** stupid that she doesn't even get why everyone thinks she's a c**t.

Tig is like that retarded dog you take to the backyard and shoot with a shotgun.

If anyone deserves to be mangled beyond recognition and left to live that way, it's definitely those two imo. Hopefully it happens sometime soon.

Zahmen II hit the nail right on the head when he called bk an &Angsty Little ********&, and I almost applauded when I read it because by God that is the perfect combination of words to describe a perfectly wretched human being.
I used to think she was trolling and everybody was in on it except for me, but after being here for over a year and seeing how she interacts with people (and listening to some of the s**t that people who openly claim to like her say about her behind her back) I'm now convinced that she may be the worst example of a human being I have ever come into any form of contact with.
I wonder how long it will be before she realizes that the people she thinks are friends secretly hate her guts.
For some reason, I don't think it would bother her.

Also, Tig is retarded guys, lay off of her, she can't help it.


IN OTHER NEWS:
I recently got engaged!

I don't really like tig; But I think Mary's situation is suspicious as well. We're friends so I don't want to say this publicly, but it's getting a little annoying that she keeps bring it up when she doesn't need to.

Congrats on getting engaged, Anon!

This is the happiest I've felt in my life. It feels like I've finally done something right in life. I found love, got into a great school with a full scholarship, mended ties with my family, bought my own house with enough money to support myself, have a great job and a baby might be on my way soon. smile

I just got engaged, and we're moving out of state so we can get married. SUCK IT CITY HALL!

Tig ilu havemybabies. <3

I think all the mary "confessions" are the same 1-2 people desperate for drama. She talks about her baby perhaps, but hardly ever about what happened.

Necca is hands down the rudest and most immature person in this guild.

I didn't have much of an opinion on Sonnen before, I found her ever so slightly annoying, but after her banning of Tig, my respect for her has gone up tenfold. Good job!

I love her especially after what she said tonight. She's so smart and sweet and beautiful. I never thought I would turn out this way, but after I broke up with my boyfriend and figured out I find the idea of having sex with a man disgusting, I realize it and Can't hide it anymore. Now I've developed feelings for her, and I'm A little scared of my newly found clarity. i feel like I'm seeing straight for the first Time (not literally of course, lolpun), but I also feel so unsteady and confused.

I still like Tig.

The idea of Edge and Kobei having sex makes me want to retch. I'd say I hope she doesn't give him herpes, but it's his own fault if he decides to touch that nasty skank. And aren't we the lucky ones, we'll get to hear all about it over and over.

I have fallen madly in love with you. You are amazing and phenomenal and I wish to marry you one day. I just wanted to let you know that you are spectacular in bed and I love you, truly, madly, deeply, do. They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

Why are all of the confessions about her? Edge is at least just as bad.

Edge and Kobei hooking up gives me hope. If people as lame and ugly as them can find someone maybe I can too. And maybe this person I find won't be nearly as ugly as they are.

KOBEI'S A WHORE AND EDGE IS A WHORE AND THEY'RE BOTH UGLY WITH STUPID WHORE MOUTHS AND I SECRETLY WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH THEM. D;

I think Kobei is really pretty, and Edge... just kind of looks similar to her, except obviously not nearly as feminine. I don't get why people think they're ugly. I think they're cute together.

Anyway, I've been asked more than once, by more than one person, about certain confessions talking s**t about people. In one case, they didn't even tell me which confession it was that they think I sent, although I told them I haven't sent any in a while, and how am I supposed to know which one they think I sent if they won't tell me? I just want you all to know that I do NOT use confessions to anonymously vent about how much I hate people or talk bad about them. What good woulds that do me? If I have a problem with somebody, I'll work it out with them, and not send it in to confessions. So in the future, please don't just assume I sent something in, even if it seems like I might have sent it because of what it's about. A lot of these confessions are kind of vague, so I can see why people might try to guess who sent them, but you never really know unless they tell you.

In the time that I've known Edge in person, I can't stop thinking about how happy I am to know someone this cool. It's really neat. smile BTW these new confessions are quite funny. Kind of keeps the conversation going if we find nothing to talk about.

I have a decent amount of health problems, all likely small things that together end me. A lot of breathing problems, blood from my nose and throat.
I wake up coughing out black s**t and blood every day, and have regular sneezing and coughing fits.
The sneezing will leave me shaking for upwards of ten minutes, the coughing will leave me seeing nothing but red or stars.
Both leave my heart pounding, my chest burning, and no breath to be found.
Another problem this causes: my muscles are overworked constantly. I am almost always sore, every time I s**t there is a copious amount of blood. Most of the time I can feel stomach acid burning in my chest as well.
This is my normal stuff, sometimes I have days where none of this bothers me, other days it gets much worse.
On the bad days I will be hot, sweating constantly, my nose will be so stuffed I feel like I'm drowning when I try to swallow something. My throat will burn, and when I sneeze the muscles around my upper spine feel like they're being stabbed.
Muscles will lock up randomly, my kidneys will hurt so bad I feel like I'm going to throw up and all I can do is curl up and writhe around trying to wait it out.

I am saying all of this for a simple point. I try to act like I'm not sick, not too sore to move, like I don't feel like I'm dying when I am out with my friends.

It gets so difficult just to function, I push myself far too hard. At times I will be awake and moving on simple willpower alone, and I pay for it. Still, I try to hide how bad it really gets, try to joke about it so people don't worry.

But there are times when I'm alone, when I can taste and smell nothing but blood and feel like I'm going to puke nothing but blood and stomach acid, when my legs cramp to the point of my having to limp for a week, when I feel like I Really am going to die, that I wish someone knew how bad it really was.

Would they treat me differently if they knew? Would they tell me to &quit whining& when I said I couldn't really go do anything because I was sick?

I don't want pity, I really don't, but what I want is for someone just to realize how hard I have to push myself just to function even as much as I do, and to acknowledge that there are some days I just can't do it.

You're worth the risk.

i love how everyone defends kobei on the thread, then i see most of those people talking all kinds of s**t about her on tinychat. i cant wait for edge to find out he got aids. anon.

I've always wondered why Clone could get away with his constant trolling, but when Tig did it she got banned. I don't care who it is, trolling is obnoxious, expecially when it's all someone does.

I know Clone hasn't been around in a while, but there's no way OMGModAbuse isn't him.

I always feel bad if I disagree with Xiporah because I'm afraid I'll offend her. Of course, this is rare; she's one of the few sensible people in here.

CHARLIE'S DEAD. CHARLIE'S FRICKEN DEAD.

I just had better sex with some guy I don't even know and it was better than any sex with anyone I've ever loved. wtf

Sonnen is a b***h who never stops sucking Clone's d**k. Her boyfriend is fugs and even though she's pretty, she's a c**t. She has her little clique and thinks she can do anything she wants. I honestly think she is jealous of Streets because although Sonnen is pretty, Streets is GORGEOUS, talented in almost every way, and is more intelligent.

I love Sonnen, she's my b***h. She's a sweetheart, but one person thinks she's an a*****e and everyone takes suit. Shut up and get to know her. And she's gorgeous.

It's funny how as soon as Sonnen came in, Greek suddenly stopped sticking up for Streets. It's because Greek is one of Sonnen's followers.

I'm not pregnant.

I know you're mad, and I know you're angry.
After it was all said, hell, I hated you too.
But, I saw too many bad things happen with grudges that were held forever. So, I hope you can eventually find that happiness in life, and give up that grudge for me.

Just like I gave up mine for you.

I love you and you're such a talented and sweet girl, Athens. I wish you had a higher opinion of yourself. You deserve a lot more. And I wish there was some way I could help but all I can do is this.

Necca is pretty average looking, but her personality makes her hideous.

At one point earlier this year I had a crush on Sonnen. I looked forward to talking to her like, erryday. She's fun to talk to, and I like that she does whatever to entertain herself - I think that's largely the point of contention about her, people think she's being a jerk when she's just trying to entertain herself.

You guys really think Necca is that good looking? Honestly, she's the most average looking person in the guild. All she does is flirt with anything that moves in here or baws about something stupid. That's about all that makes her special. Not hot at all, imho.

At one point earlier this year I had a crush on Sonnen. I looked forward to talking to her like, erryday. She's fun to talk to, and I like that she does whatever to entertain herself - I think that's largely the point of contention about her, people think she's being a jerk when she's just trying to entertain herself.

I'd rather hear about Morde's problems in life than Mary's.

Mary is insensitive. I hope her baby is taken from her, and put in a good home. You're having a baby, and all you can think about is hopping on the next d**k? What a slut.

You know I like you. You're well aware of it. I'm pretty sure you don't like me back. So just say something. Its like the awkward elephant in the room.

I feel so cheap right now. I don't mean to seem like that at all.
As for you, I was trying to be nice to you, and cheer you up and help your self esteem. You really are. I just feel like everyone should feel accurately about the way they look, because I know I don't like to think I'm ugly, even though I feel really ugly right now.

I do really feel like a slut right now. Wow. I just like to be flirty because it's the only way I've ever gotten someones attention really.

Plus everyone in LSG is beautiful/handsome. No matter what anyone else says. I feel like s**t right now. Ugh.
I'm sorry. I'll just go away for a while now.

i've seen Necca's tits. They're nothing to write home about. The rest of her body is even worse, though...

I am falling more and more for you each day. And you can probably tell. DO SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a sexy dream involving me and Necca. I woke up slightly bummed that it wasn't real. I'm a girl.

First thing first. I'll treat all of you the same as I would anyone in real life. Aside from kidding around, I'm not going to lie about who I am to any of you. I'm fat, weak, a coward, and a crybaby. But that doesn't really matter here. Those who will accept me will accept me and those who don't, don't.
I'm not really a nice person. Most of my comments are sarcastic responses to whatever is going on. Other than that, I'm really immature. I think poop jokes will always be the best thing on the planet. I like to fart and I think it's fun to show people my a**. Sarcasm and immaturity aside, I try to be nice when I can because I am capable of caring. So, yeah, that's me. I'm not a ******** fake.

Cait: You are my closest friend here in the LSG. I can tell you anything and you can do the same to me. You always make me laugh when I need it most. I know I've said this before but I'll always listen even if I can't word together a proper reply. Talk to me any time you need to. I'll listen.

Angie: Nights would be dull without you to talk to. Our little chats on AIM might not be much but I enjoy all of them. You're tons of fun. I think we should sing songs together (Except I won't sing cause it's horrible but I'll mumble a line or two if I know it.) even though I hardly like any music you do. I suppose now is as good a time as ever to say that I'm sorry for laughing at you when you sprayed whatever that was in your eye. I still kinda find it funny. I hope you can forgive me.

Morde: I'm sorry but I also call you Morde like board. You must be tired of all of us that do. Umm. Even though I don't know you too well, you seem like a fun person to chat with. Also, who the hell gives a ******** about how much you post about your sex life? Big whoop. People mate. People like to talk about it. Forget whoever said that.

Felin: I keep switching between calling you David, Felon, and Fae-lin. :B Anyway, you're awesome. I've said it before but what can I do? I'm a broken record here. One day I'll be DnD savvy enough to get in on some of your stuff. In the mean time, I'll keep reading the handbooks I have. If I were gay, you'd be my first choice.

Nora: I said this way back then but thanks for that compliment! I know we don't talk to each other and I hardly know you but secretly I worry when you're feeling down and say a little woohoo when things look back up. Hang in there and stay strong. I think you could overcome anything.

Ian: YOU SON OF A b***h YOU LEFT ME OUT OF YOUR CONFESSION. Nah I'm kidding. I just said it to get on other people's nerves. You're a great guy. I still can't get over your voice though. Seriously, I totally pictured you as a nerdy, geeky thing.

Nutty: Holy crap you kill me every time you post. It's nice to see someone just wildly posting around with something funny (to me). Also, you're a total cutie. I think we should go to a park and play on all the little kid toys. It'd be a blast.

Mary: I really need to be around more. I feel like I've fallen out of the loop with you. We use to have so much fun together. You're a great person and I think you'll be a great mother. Also, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. I'll ALWAYS be YOUR honey crunch.

Tanya: Tinychat is a little less fun when you're not around. It's fun to just listen to you and Cait chat. (Wow that makes me sound like a creeper.) You're really pretty and your art is outstanding. I'd suck your d**k for a little of your talent. |:

Necca: I use to be a lot more immature when we first talked (believe it or not guys) and I was just plain stupid. You're obviously a fun and exciting person and I feel like I missed out on a great friendship with you. Just don't grab my c**k on AIM anymore.

Ythan: Like I said with Felin, I want to be more DnD-wise so that I may join in the chats about it. Like some other confessor said, I also feel like you're a bit too smart for me to talk to. I still think you're a great guy and you always give me advice on DnD stuff when I ask.

Travis: I think all your boner comments are down right hilarious. I don't really know you but you've always made tinychat more fun when you're around. Just an outside opinion here but I think you're a great guy who knows how he likes to have fun and can be the life of the party if you put yourself out there. Seeing you play with your kitten also makes me think you're a caring person. I still laugh about the time you said the kitten got poop on your shoulder.

Sonnen/Keely: I haven't talked to you guys in so long that I feel like I hardly know you guys anymore. I wish the best for both of you and hope your lives are as great as you guys are. Thinking of all the fun we use to have brightens my day up.

Edge: A few years ago when my balls hadn't really dropped (even though I'm 22 now) I use to think you were a total d**k because for some reason, I couldn't take a joke. Now I just think you're ******** hilarious. You always seem to have a joke ready and Marcus is great too. TRIAL.

Kaliea(Cause I can't ******** spell your name cause I'm a dumb.): I'm out of the loop with you too. Sometimes I think you secretly hate me now cause you found out that I'm a total d**k when it comes to video games. Buuuut then again I don't because I read once or twice a long time ago that you miss seeing me around and it made me happy. We need to chat it up some time. We've got catching up to do. (Also I use to think you were a total cutie and now you're just smoking hot. |: )

Marshie: I have got to be the dullest person you know ever. Every time it's you in me in tinychat alone, we just go off and do our own thing. It's just a, &Hello. How are you?& and BAM. Dead chat is dead. That aside, you're hair is great. I loved seeing you pop in the chat and it'd be a different color.

Mallory: If you ever read this, I STILL HAVE NO PHONE. I'LL CALL YOU ONE DAY IF I CAN. Also, hi. -wave-

Jesus: Thanks for looking out for me all these years. I might have peed in public more than a few times but you forgive me, right? Yeah. I know you do. BROFIST.

Fig: Where are yoooooou? D: I miss chatting with you and fawning over all the little drawings you do of everyone. PM whenever you're around. Hopefully I will be too so we can talk like old times. You're the ivy to my goat.

Neuneu: You're adorable. Every time you pop up in tinychat, you've got that cute face and pretty smile. Stick around more often, yeah? Also, feel free to message me on Skype any time you like. Can't promise I'll actually chat but you never know. Also, I like how you call me Patapon. It's cute.

Me: I ******** hate you. No, really I do. You can't even get a god dammed job.

TMP: What do you look like with a shirt on?

Xippy: I love your sense of humor. I also love that you're up front about things. I wish I could be as bold as you are sometimes.

Addy: I doubt you give a rat's a** about what I say but I think you're pretty awesome and I wanna say that I'm sorry I use to spam your AIM every 30 minutes.

I'm bored about hearing about the same people over and over again about how great and cool and special they are.
There are other members in this guild who aren't in the cool group that are under-appreciated.

this confession goes out to you.

Morde, I love you like crazy, but that one confession is right: you talk about your sex life all the time. Don't get me wrong, you're not nearly as bad as Travis, but you still do it a lot. :c Take this as you will, but I definitely wouldn't mind if you toned it down a bit.

Morde must be delusional if she thinks she doesn't constantly talk about her sex life/horniness. And it makes her seem so incredibly desperate (which she clearly is).

We &boring& people have no obligation to entertain you. I can't speak for everyone, but I don't have the time to dedicate in order to become &a regular& This place isn't meant to be a job, I'm not supposed to fulfill a certain number of hours a week here. I'm allowed to stop by whenever, and how often I want.
You complain about the only things happening in the LSG are out of the guild - why not try to pull those people off tinychat and get them back in the threads? They can obviously talk to each other, they're more than comfortable starring at their blank, bored faces - so why not encourage they switch to more the more traditional platform - The LSG?

The thing that sucks about Mary joking about drinking isn't the fact that she does it, but the fact that she is kind of insensitive about it. The first time it happened, I really wasn't sure if she was serious, but the more it happened, the more I realized that it was a joke. It still hurts, though- after watching a few of my friends get pregnant and have miscarriages just because of simple mistakes or luck...seeing someone act so nonchalant about caring for the baby stings a little.

Mary, I'm not trying to say that you should stop joking about your pregnancy. That's fine. But I wish you would at least not joke about things that could, potentially, really hurt the baby. Yes, at this point, if there haven't been any problems, I doubt there will be, and the glass of wine you had isn't going to do anything. But at the very least, I wish you wouldn't insult the people that are just showing concern. It just seems unfair that when you joke about getting drunk and someone asks you if you're serious, you call anyone who believes you stupid. Not very many people know you IRL, so it's really hard to tell when you're serious or not.

I wish you and your baby the best of luck. But I also wish you wouldn't joke about such serious things so often. I know this confession will probably get made fun of, but I just had to say it, and I felt like I would be attacked if it wasn't anonymous.

I've had unprotected sex twice. Ever since then, I've been very worried about the possibility of an STD. I was so sure that I could trust this person, but now I don't know. I feel so stupid, and I know it's my fault as well as the other person's for not being responsible and using protection, but I'm hoping so badly that it's only a coincidence and I didn't just make the biggest mistake of my life.

I always thought Klempky was a good guy, but lately I've been hearing bad stuff about him. He's apparently a huge p***k and doesn't even admit it, even when its completely obvious.

I want to like Thunder Desu or whatever his name is but he makes it impossible when the only thing he posts about is some girl he's terrified of/in love with and all the AIM convos and WHAT DOES THIS MEAN threads.

If you read this desu, we're not your personal girl advice forum. Post about something else for a change and give us a chance to get to know you better. You're slowing becoming that awkward forever alone guy

I think I'm falling for him again... I can't decide if I want to or not, but I kind of feel like I do.

I've always found Edge really annoying, but the way he acts like he knows everything about everything ever is really getting on my nerves lately. Why he and Kobei think they're so intelligent and beautiful is beyond me. He's a jerk, a complete douche to people when they're upset, laughs off everything as though we're all stupid and only he has the answers, and is just generally irritating. I was glad he and Kobei got together at first, because they both stopped coming to the guild. But now they're back and it's just frustrating watching them post the s**t that they do. Guys, your egos are super inflated, you're not that amazing, and you don't know everything. I promise you. Also respect is a really nice word, you should learn how to have it.


Separately, Greekie I love you and I hope you're doing awesome.

I'm in love with so many women, but none of them seem to fit me completely for one reason or another.
I'm in love with a girl who doesn't want kids or marriage ever...
And I desperately want those things...
While a woman who has been my friend for the better part of 5 years wants those things, but keeps getting cheated on/divorced and keeps having miscarriages. I'm also in love with her, and I have been for years, but she's engaged.
I'm in love with a girl I've never met in person, but I've known sexually and personally since I was 13.

I feel like I'm doomed to only &almost& meet my life partner.

Maybe the reason we keep losing members and never get new ones is that all our existing ones are assholes and c**t bags.

I think its hilariously pathetic how badly Necca wants to be Captain Buttcheeks. Like, she's so desperate to be a party animal (which by the way, she can't even do it right, she had to ask how to hit a bong.), she can't find her own identification? Oh wait, she did. Its desperate and pathetic.

I'm totally losing motivation for anything lately. I have no idea what it is. I don't think it's depression. I just want to lay around and be lazy. But it makes me feel like I'm wasting my life. Augh.

The folks who created Christianity,Judaism,and Islam are all uncreative bastards, who copied the story. Adding and removing chapters doesn't make a story original.

I want my boyfriend to pin me against a wall and make out with me hardcore and ******** me with his knee. Then I want him to push me on the bed and make out with me some more and fondle me. I want him to bite my neck and slightly choke me. I want him to bite my hip bones. I want him to run his fingers through my hair and pull on it while we make out, all before he ******** me.
I have no idea how to even bring it up, and I don't know if he'd even do it, but god damn it I want it more than anything.

I stopped eating for you. You haven't been noticing me, you always liked girls that were small and cute. So I'll change for you, then. I don't want to be just your friend. You're shallow as hell, but I think you're worth it.

I honestly feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

A lot of people have jumped on VC for being a know-it-all or a little priss. I think it's ridiculously attractive. That is, of course, on top of the fact that she's a huge fox. I can't decide if I'd rather cuddle and make out after discussing the ramifications of some ultimately unimportant issue or throw her up against the wall and, okay, you get my point. Meeeeowww.

I'm in love and it feels amazing.

Necca is INSANE.

So I was at my college, and I made out with my best friend all night. I would've slept with her if I wasn't a virgin.

After playing Fallout New Vegas when you had to complete the quest with the sexbot, I created my own. I use it every day, it is possibly the best invention I've ever created. I can't wait until it becomes popular and I'm rich, and you faggots live on the streets for being prudes.

I was sexually molested by a two year old. I'm thirty two.

I hate Klempky. He's kind of douche.

In tinychat last night, Athens said that Necca hates her. Why the hell would Necca hate Athens? I don't think I ever saw any conflict between them. Actually, I thought they were friends.

It's really good that Mary has adapted to being a mother so well. That being said, why do people find her joking about being a bad mother so funny? It wasn't funny to begin with, and now she's just trying to hard to be funny it's astounding. And it's not like people are saying that she's a bad person or a bad parent anymore; the only person who does it Tig and we all know Tig just wants attention.

I am a violent person. However most of my violence has been directed to myself. I don't want to think about the day someone says something to me face to face and I snap and end up in jail and facing asault charges and endless lawsuits, because it's gotten to the point where hurting another person that hurts me no longer upsets me. I see it as an eye for an eye. You're nice to me, I'll be nice back, even if you're not my favorite person. I'm old enough now to realize that sometimes, you just dislike a person for no reason, but it doesn't always mean you have to treat them badly, especially if they've never treated you poorly.

If you treat me like s**t, I'll s**t on your car and break three of your ribs.

There are so many of you that I would have acted upon by now if we were all face to face during some of the heated arguments. Not because I hate you or even dislike you, not because I'm this big badass bully that needs to prove a point, but for me, there's such a low snapping point of my frustration, and I get where words no longer adequately express anything that I wish to convey and the only thing that can express the level of my anger or hurt is physical violence. I am very bad at debating. Very bad at making coherant and valid points when my temper is up. It's blinding. How can anyone think rationally while they're upset? How.

It can take me days to come up with a good logical rebuttal to something. I can't wing this s**t off the cuff. So what do I do? I digress to something more physical to end the confrontation in my favor. I've already told you guys...I'm not that bright. I'm REALLY not. And it's not just the education thing. I really honestly struggle to do basic s**t sometimes, things you most likely take for granted, and don't even think about.

And of course, everyone is like 'oh lol internet how can you let it affect you? haha derp.' As if the internet is a mystical virtual reality zone where nothing happens is real. The people on the other end are just generated AI bobbles of a computer program.

Pinch your ******** arm. Hurts doesn't it? Ow. I just pinched mine and it hurt like s**t. We're all flesh and blood, and the method of which you use to convey your message doesn't change that. What you say is real. Being on the internet doesn't make me a figment of your imagination, nor you mine.

I don't have high self esteem. I can't just brush things off and know that I'm better than it, because honestly, I DON'T. When I'm dragged down and insulted, you're only giving an outside confirmation to my deepest fears and insecurities. There is no positive self image there for it to bounce against, there is no shielding of high self esteem and confidence to block it. It just absorbs, and you turn into a sadistic a*****e, and I instantly loathe you. Maybe not permanently. Maybe jus for that one second.

I have low self esteem, and when it's at it's lowest, the opnion of others is all I have to rebound myself back. And if that opinion just echos my own low opinion of myself...well? What the ******** did you expect?

The world is not sunshine and kitten farts. I know that. Trust me to ********, I know it. It can be an alright place if you make it so, and I know that many of you see me as an attention whore. Nope. Don't even ask. If I was outside looking in at myself, I'd just be like &what a dramatic attention whore. Is she ever happy? Seriously, stfu.& but because of my somehow mystical 'popular' status when all I do is act like a 12 year old on a sugar binge and swear too much, you just keep it to yourself.

I thank you for keeping your low opinion of me to yourself. I really do from the bottom of my heart. It helps when I am in my darkest places.

My bulemia is back. I purge nearly every day, I try not to eat over 600 calories. Worst part is, I'm not even losing weight from it. I still look and weigh the same. But I still do it anyways. It makes me feel something. Superior, better than those without self control. My life is utter chaos.

In the past two months I've given my best friend head several times and don't regret it a single bit despite being in a relationship with someone else.

sldfjdlkf am i the only one that notices undecidability never adds anything new to a discussion. she basically just sums up what someone else has already said. always. always. always.

No, yeah, they were right before. Fig is a c**t.

I'm still on LSG break, and I'm still mad at a few lsgers and I don't know when I'll be back, but I just want everyone to know two things. 1. I'll still update confessions. I check my pms every day because there's this guy I'm talking to and he seems like the only person who's interested that I'm breathing so its worth while to check my pms. neutral Second, I ******** love Fig. If you think Fig is a c**t, then you don't know Fig at all.
Edit: P.S. I love my avatar.
P.P.S if you're wondering if I'm okay, I'm not.

You know, I never use the 'c' word to refer to other people, especially other women.

But Fig is seriously the biggest ******** most annoying condescending c**t I have ever seen in my life. And her sig pictures used to make me wanna throw up, no big deal.

One of my friends said that I have sex &without any emotion& before Christmas. It has been bugging me since. She knows nothing about my sex life, only that it's been pretty exciting lately but I have still been thinking about it often. I'm not having sex with everyone who is male. And I'm also being careful about it. Emotion during sex can range from genuine love to enjoying pleasure. I don't even know what her deal is but when I tried to talk to her about it she just clammed up. So uh...

I felt like making a thread about this but that probably wouldn't have helped. I just wanted to say this.

I'm sorry if I'm hurting you. But thats a big if. I don't even think you care, to be honest.

It really bothers me sometimes how people bag on Sini. I know we've all gotten into the VEGAN argument before, and blah blah blah drama drama, but have any of you actually just talked to her? Or noticed she never just talks about being vegan out of the blue? And if it is out of the blue, it's in her own damn threads, where she can say what the ******** she wants.

It's always in a conversation or a thread where someone else brought it up, and she comes in and joins the conversation and psots about it. How has no one ever noticed that? And how do you NOT expect it from her? She's passionate about animal rights. It's important to her, and OH NO. Her opinion isn't like mine SHE SAID I SHOULD EAT PLANTS OH GOD WHAT DO I DO *THUMBSUCK*

Sure, she's not perfect because NO ONE IS PERFECT, and I can't say I agree with some of the things she posts, but for ******** sake, it doesn't keep me from liking her. And she has NEVER once tried to go out of her way to force any kind of agenda on me, and has always been kind to me, regardless of what I eat. I just don't get it.

I post rants and crazed, insane blathering s**t all the time and every one is like OH POOR XIPPY OH MY GOD WE LOVE YOU XIP yet when she does it's like GROW A BACK BONE SINI. LOL YOU'RE PATHETIC SINI. YOU SUCK SINI. WHY AREN'T YOU STRONGER SINI?

Hypocrisy much? Why can't you just be nice to her? You're nice to me with all of my ******** psychotic weight issues.

I never liked Ebbe Momo or however it was spelt. Most of you won't know who that is. She's a really old LSGer from eons (2005) ago that was like &HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY NUDE PICTURES THAT I TACTFULLY COVER WITH SIGNS. LOVE ME& and of course, everyone with a d**k in a 40 mile radius got an erection and was like EBBE MOMO IS SO HOT OMG OMG OMG.

Seriously?

Ethan used to have a random signature of all of her LOL COVERING MY NUDITY WITH SIGNS pictures. The one that made me rage the most said YTHAN HERE'S MY MOMO or some s**t.

As far as I can remember, she never posted pictures of her face, yet everyone wanted to take a cockdive into her p***y. What if she had no teeth, or one of those little half rotted snaggle tooths that rednecks with no toothpaste get? Would you still dry hump her leg if she made you a sign?

Jealousy? Maybe, honestly I dunno why it always bothered me so much, but I thought it was irritating to say the least. I can't say I ever thought highly of her though. I also used to read her posts aloud in a high pitched bimbo voice, and it was hysterical.

I have a 4 year old daughter, and not many people know. I'm 18, her dad is 33.

Not so serious but would be nice resolution for this year:

hook up with as many people as I can, and try to complete the alphabet using the first letter of their first name.

I want the future I worked for for a year and a half back, that something uncontrollable completely ruined for me.
I'm so unhappy with where my future is going right now, but there's nothing I can do. I'm at a loss. All I can do is feel depressed, and then feel guilty about it. I'm stuck in a loop, and I can't find a way out.
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