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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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 Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 10:29 pm
This is an old game I remembered from some time ago. Pretty fun, when people get into it.
There is a hill. It is a wonderful hill, you think, and you want the hill for yourself. Unfortunately, everyone else wants the hill too. Fight for the hill, like this:
Wielder stands atop the hill, and shouts, "HAHA! The Hill is MINE!"
Godmodding is okay, as it gets very entertaining. Just make sure that it STAYS entertaining.
And at the end of each post, you must say some variant of "MY HILL."
I OWN THE HILL.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:10 am
Dynamic Entry Weilder in the face," All shall fear me for I possess all the powers of this fully armed hill!" 
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:52 am
"Tau? TAU!?!?!" Sends the Avatar of Khaine up the hill and Smashes little Tau into pieces. Hah! THE HILL IS MINE! MORE POWER TO THE CRAFTWORLD!
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:01 pm
"The Force is strong with this one." Strifer used force push on Xeg.
"I AM THE KING OF THE HILL!"
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:41 pm
(Try to be more detailed, so shiz can get crazier. And bring down the GM just a bit. Here's a better example.)
Wielder, after recovering from a kick to the face, Jumped back up. Immediately after Strifer removed Xeg from the Hill, Wielder removed Strifer, by grabbing his ankle, lifting him up, spinning him around, and tossing him like Bowser, miles away.
He then pulled out his cell phone and called the Acme Company. Moments later, a half-dozen rubber-chicken-firing sentry cannons were in place on what is now...
MY HILL.
(The Idea is that we all think of various entertaining ways to prevent others from taking the hill, and then circumvent them. So, now someone needs a way to get past my rubber chicken cannons.)
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:50 pm
(So basically, it's like a RP battle, only not as serious. I mean, it's a game and all.)
K' dropped from above and looked around. Deciding that his hill would look horrible filled with cannons that were meant to chase roadrunners, he pushed each one of them down the hill and then turned around to dismiss Wielder with a simple motion of his hand. Wielder agreed once he realized his daily allowance was as gone as the cannons.
Then K' stood proud on top of the hill that was now his property.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:51 pm
slowly creeps up behind k sly like a ninja and upon reaching him shouts "this is NOT sparta! this is my motherf**kin hill!!" and spartan-kicks k so he rolls down the hill. afterword sits down waiting for what i know is comen to me.
(haha i missed this game.)
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:37 pm
K' continued rolling down the hill and eventually caught so much momentum and speed that he was able to roll across the world within minutes. Soon after, he continued rolling until he reached his point of departure who, in this case, was King. Unleashing the power he had gathered from his incredible traverse, he crashed against King and sent him flying off into the distance like a mere bowling pin.
The dizzy K' sat upon his hill while he tried to stop himself from hurling over his property.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:11 am
goes flying and lands in a rocket testing zone commandeers a giant rocket and aims at K "say ello to my lil friend" and launchs missing K and pegging the tree next to him and is stuck at the top but is proud beacuse im now the king of the tree "suckers"
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:23 am
Before K had chance to recover from his journey, the ground started rumbling. Ten seconds later a large drill tank ripped out of the ground before spewing a Macross Missile Massacre directly at K. Billions of missiles some how poured out from the drill tank, launching K as a few of the boxing glove equipped ones carried him several miles away. Damian pushed open the hatch and stared out before yelling," Tis my hill, bitches!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:58 pm
(Oh snap! What the heck?! No double teaming?! gonk )
K' turned around and grabbed the tree where King was perched at. The he ripped it off the ground and used it as a gigantic bat to push the missiles back to Damian now that the tank's hatch was open and he was exposed. Then he quickly tossed the tree aside and claim his hill once again. Heck, he even rooted a flag to the ground that has his face on it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:24 pm
As the others were fighting, Wielder had raised an Army of people of various ages, who were denied their allowance. The thousands of them (Mostly little kids) Stormed the Hill. One person, who was a veteran of World War II, rolled up to the flag in his wheelchair, took a marker, and drew a Hitler Mustache on K's face on the flag.
Wielder waited til he was done, and then threw the flag off the hill, burning. "What?" He asked, the old man staring at him confusedly. "Hitler sucks, d00d."
The Old man rolled away, but Wielder didn't care.
HE HAD TEH HILLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLOL.
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The_Master_Wielder Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:00 am
j dismounts the tree from which was used as a bat and pulls out a epic flam thrower and sets weldiers army on fire "mmm rosted migits" while storming the hill burning all in my way "muhahha"
(im not after the hill jsut gore, and by the way johnnys my real name so i go by j XD)
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:15 am
(Dude...could you try typing a bit better? Maybe Word Spellcheck? I'm having a lot of trouble understanding what you're trying to say. No offense. gonk )
K' was sitting at the foot of the hill sulking, his destroyed flag in his hands and a manly tear rolling down his incredibly handsome face. But enough was enough; the good looking stud stood up and walked up to the hill and next to King. Then he pulled out a cork and placed it at the end of King's flamethrower. The flamethrower comically exploded in King's face. The paramedics arrived and placed him immediately on a stretcher and inside an ambulance. Then they drove off into the distance.
At last, K' stood at the top of his hill and observed his territory. He had recovered his hill.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:25 am
(bonus points to what game I made a shout out to)
Kaneharo calls K' on a phone from far above the sky, several miles from the hill. "I hope you can fly." He jumps out. yelling "KOHENKYO!" dissappearing in a flurry of leaves, teleporting behind K', grabbing him, then teleporting back to where he originally teleported, only to drop K' and teleport himself back to the hill in a flurry of leaves. "By the way, this is MY HILL."
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