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Survivors Study; and Eat Their Wheaties.


Survivors Study; and Eat Their Wheaties.
Swamp Monster Survival [ 1 ]
Fairy Tale Survival [ 5 ]
Murderer Survival Revival [ 6 ]
I'm covering Murderer Survival 101 again to input it back into our system since the original was put into a terrible situation and disappeared. :'(
Info --
Science is the technological eye of the world. Those who know scientists know they live on a completely different level. Our lives balance on As many people have multiple sides, so do scientists. There are evil ones and nice ones just like everyone else has, but there is something different to scientists: They make decisions and incisions. They have access to potentially dangerous experiments and chemicals, which can be used to subject humans to realistic horrors.
THE SITUATION:
You've woken to find yourself strapped to a metal table in a cold and dimly lit room, overhead lights blinding. On your left is a table full of surgical instruments. One of the straps on your wrist appears loose and possibly escapable. You're able to jimmy it loose and get out of the horrible situation. But wait! What now?
Question: What will you do?
Chillful Dream
Warning: Do not jump out if your 6 stories from the ground that would be a suicidal atempt. (:
Malik The Mad
Maka! Befriending the scientist's twisted creation has been a proven method of bumping up your survival rate, provided the creation is somewhat intelligent.
Tactics --
* assess your surroundings
* If you managed to find a gun, use it. and take all ammo you can get
* count your body parts
* KNOW THY SURROUNDINGS!
* After getting lose count your body parts and see if everything works like it should things you should look for: open wounds; stitching; needle holes; missing limbs.
* In case of lacerations: try patching yourself up and hope he/she hasn't poisoned you.
* If you found needle holes and you were poisoned you probably would have been dead by now.
* If your limbs had been cut off i would probably try finding a phone and call a hospital.
* If your fine with just a few cuts and bruises i would possibly try calling the police so you don't get arrested for mass murder.
* When all of the above (except one) is all taken care of your life should go back to normal with a few mental scars. UNLESS you have the urge to become a mad scientist your self.
* If you find yourself with the urge to become a mad scientist please call the mental health institution
* Utilize windows and try not to dive to your doom.
Tools --
* machete-like tool
* chemicals (every mad scientist has some)
* take said chemical and make it more transportable
* create a blow-dart gun from metal pipe (hack-saw and bolt-cutters), a syringe tip with the back blocked (a nail or needle can also work), and the chemicals you now have on you (dip the syringe in the chemical and pray to your impotent god that it doesn't melt)
* scalpel
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Lets talk Evil Scientist Survival 101!
Lets talk Evil Scientist Survival 101!

