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 Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:21 pm
HAIKU?! GESUNDHEIT! Its time to get out those pens and your poet's soul (they've been complaining recently) ~ and enter the Halloween Haiku Contest! Post up a haiku on the topic of Halloween, your favorite monsters, Amityville Academy, and similar topics alone that vein! Rules- you can post up to five entries - please just make ONE post and edit your entries in - please use the 5-7-5 format - contest ends Tombday evening - more than one person will be able to win Prize
A lovely new promo clickable!
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:44 pm
Have to write something Skinwalker is stalking me Please send help - Love Shehk ------- Yes, I wrote it first But why did you counter it? You stalkerboyfriend. ------- Nuk I'm not a stalker! Wait, did you just say 'boyfriend?' Oh, nevermind then. Oh crap! ABORT NOW! Selective hearing in use This all just got worse. Nuk Why are you running?! Am I suppose to catch you?! Oh hey, found your dorm. I must just run slow Good thing I locked the door! Now nowhere is safe. Nuk I'm closing in! Wait... I think you made a mistake, The doorknob won't turn. ;;; It's like hide-and-seek Except infinitely worse I repeat; Please send help. Nuk Nuk then proceeds to make mopey faces at Shehk through her door, since he ran out of Haiku-slots. Shehk is fully aware she's out of them too, but now needs to ponder how she's going to get out of her room now. :C
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:46 pm
ghosts enjoy jokes
but let me correct their mistake
my mom is not fat
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:02 pm
One
__My first day at school
__I ordered from the lunch room
__Who owns this eyeball?
Two
__I found a journal
__I wish I never read it
__"Hellma Shox is hot."
Three
__I met an angel
__She promised me pumpkin seeds
__But she ate my flesh.
Four
__It smelled like pumpkin
__but it just tasted like smoke
__Why am I hungry?
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:07 pm
HAIKU Entry #1
October's endless
So get used to all your FEARs
As monsters reign King.
HAIKU Entry #2
Whoa. Where did you go?!
The ghosts of Amityville
They vanish and poof
HAIKU Entry #3
It's Halloween, right?
So where's all the monsters at?
Oh holy sh*t - FOUND ONE!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:35 pm
#1:
This is Halloween,
Screams of horror fill the air,
You can't run away.
#2
The staff are at play,
Succumb to their twisted minds,
Give in to the fear.
#3
Missy grins at you,
The soft body of a doll ,
Stained with all your blood.
#4
At home in the night,
Collecting all of the Fear,
Amityville stands.
#5
Oops, I lost a boob,
Sucks to be a zombie girl,
Can you sew it on?
Edit: Fixed, was late when I made them last night.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 6:39 pm
I said I was cool
Ghost took it literally
Please help defrosting?
----
Creatures eat you now
Unless a Professor helps
They usually don't
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:13 pm
Shehk Have to write something Skinwalker is stalking me Please send help - Love Shehk See her? That's my girl The one with the cute a-- Oww! Why did you hit me?! Threats of violence and of eating my organs -- Yeah, she so digs me. Shehk Yes, I wrote it first But why did you counter it? You stalkerboyfriend. I'm not a stalker! Wait, did you just say 'boyfriend?' Oh, nevermind then. Shehk Oh crap! ABORT NOW! Selective hearing in use This all just got worse. Why are you running?! Am I suppose to catch you?! Oh hey, found your dorm. Shehk I must just run slow Good thing I locked the door! Now nowhere is safe. I'm closing in! Wait... I think you made a mistake, The doorknob won't turn. ;;; Shehk It's like hide-and-seek Except infinitely worse I repeat; Please send help. Nuk then proceeds to make mopey faces at Shehk through her door, since he ran out of Haiku-slots.
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:15 pm
I want this ossom pet
So I'm trying to woo you
Crap, I broke a string.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:20 pm
#1
Halloween has come
The Academy year starts
Students are bummed
#2
Demons stalk our halls
Teachers inspire terror here
Yes Amityville!
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:26 pm
One
Skeletons rise from
Their deep homes and clatter their
Bones and always smile.
Two
She's a real cute witch
But do not hurt her cat, Binx,
She will kill you dead.
neutral
Three
If Audrey would stop
Screaming we could get some sleep
Just feed her an arm
Four
FEAR is power here
So shut your eyes tight small child
Your screams are our food.
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:36 pm
Amityville High
Ghost Ghoul and Demon Jocks
Diversity Sucks
--Excerpt from "Stuck in the Garbage: My Highschool Years"
2.
Halloween always
Good thing it's not a movie
It would never sell
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:45 pm
Grr, Argg, Aroo-oo-o!
Screams and moans fill the darkness
All the sounds of home
Black kitties and bats
Toads and snakes and spiders
Which pet will you choose
Slurch slurch slursh crea-eak
Thud thump crash - needs some brainnsss
Sweatheart, is that you?
spooky tales at night
but the most frightening one?
The Human Who Lived
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:48 pm
Kitsunes are tricksters
playing pranks by shapeshifting
Into your pet dog
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:07 pm
Mai haikuus! <3
#1:
As pale as moonlight
Ever dancing with cold flames
Distracting wubblies
#2:
Attending classes
Trying to pay attention
Would rather cuddle.
#3:
Creature Feature class
The teacher is a hot b***h
Time for detention
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