|~*^.[Jay].^*~|
Wow, I'm suddenly glad I don't have a dog.
When I first read "My dog has brought back a fourth guinea pig", I read it as "My dog has just brought forth a guinea pig" and thought, "Whoa, we got some serious biological impossibilities here..."
I blame it on fandom. Damned badfic and stupid Sparklypoo!Sues...
|~*^.[Shadow was here].^*~|