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They haven't even stepped inside their new house yet, and already Coline is having trouble coping with the presence of the two dark elves in her personal bubble...





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It turns out there's a sliiiight problem with the house. One bedroom - one bed.

"Cressa, why didn't you check to see how many bedrooms there were BEFORE you bought this place?!"

Jessie comments on Cressa's per-usual stunning common sense failure, while Coline appears to be... checking him out. ROFL. I repeat - per usual.



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"Hey, it's not MY fault those real estate catalogues are so deceptive!"

"I don't believe you...!"

"Yaaaawn... I'm getting sleepy. I hope we can sort out who's gonna sleep where soon..."

LMFAO. I've only been playing these guys like ten minutes and I'm already killing myself XDD As soon as I go to take a photo Coline does something hilariously appropriate for her character!





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Woah. THIS is surprising. Negative points flying all around to Cressa for talking about herself! Even Coline is affected!




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Whatsamatta, Coline?

"I dun like Cressa."

Wai?

"She's a bitchslutwhore."

"Meh... you'll get used to her."



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"Is that so, little morsel...?"

"Uh- uh, I mean..."

...Uh oh...



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Yup, Cressa lays in to Coline. I think you can imagine she's saying something about her status as a worthless orphan. Leeny looks terrified, and justifiably so.

"Cressa, please..."



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"Sigh. I'm too pretty to be in this situation."



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"ME SO SAD"

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"Y'know, I'll just sleep downstairs on the couch. Don't worry about me."

"AS IF! You're sleeping in the bed with ME!"

"Dream on, Cressa!"

"The wormling can sleep on the floor, where she belongs. It's the perfect arrangement!"

"WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

Poor Coline now has the Humiliated moodlet ;3; She's also rolled up wants to join the military and learn how to cook. Cressa wants to learn how to paint, strangely enough.



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"ME STILL SO SAD"

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She looked sad for HOURS after Cressa insulted her. Poor Coline ;3;



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That is, until SOMEONE came to save the day...



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"Don't mind Cressa. She's just a b***h. It's in her nature."

"BWAGHLLAAAHGHHLAUUSHESOMEAN T___T"



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Coline very quickly obtains the Flattered and Brightened Day moodlets from interacting with Good old Jessie.



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So what is Cressa doing in this time?

"Oh yeah, baby. I. Rock."

She got the I Am Beautiful moodlet for this. ROFL~~



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Jeeze, they've become friends so quickly. o___o I only did, what, four interactions?

"HUG TIEM <3"

Zomg, straight after this Coline Expressed Fondness, denying her Lonerish nature! Weeeee. Jessie went and Expressed Fondness right back.


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"Ehehehehehehehe <3"

"^__^"



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Jessie subsequently takes Coline for a meal in a nice restaurant. She'd better not, y'know, storm out... or fall asleep in her meal... or y'know, the things Coline generally tends to do...

OH AND OMG LOOK IT'S THE BLUE DRESS (or a close approximation of it, anyway...)

Cressa, meanwhile, is off enjoying a relaxing massage and facial. I'd show you but you can't see inside the establishments =( CURSE YOU GAME MECHANICS



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"DIS PLACE IS HUUUEGGGG"

"Why do you keep talking like that...?"

"ME NO KNOW 8["


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Woah! For the first time ever I had an event during their meal that left Jessie with a Divine Meal moodlet for seven whole days! Must've been something to do with the company as well as the food, hehe =3



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How was the meal, Leeny?

"M...um... i-it was.... okay...."

Okay, now Coline is starting to freak out again because there are lots of people around. She's started rolling up neurotic wants to clean things repeatedly and such... so let's find them someplace quieter!


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Not wanting to take them to any place in particular, I sent them instead for a nice riverside stroll...


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...That turned into some kind of madcap race.

"HARR HARR I BEATING YOU"

"Noooo! Holy crap, that imp can run fast! ;3;"



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Eventually things settled down again.

"What's the matter, love...?"

"Me so sad, that's what's the matter!"

...Yeah, I don't know what her problem is here >3>; She randomly yawns and looks sad and covers her face all the damn time, lmfao.



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"It's okay. I'll keep the mad freezer bunnies that haunt your past and your dreams away with the power of my love and the niceness of my hair."

";3; Your words... they convey such endless depths of beauty... and your hair is really nice..."



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After having some drinks in a fancy bar, Cressa takes to terrifying some of the locals.




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This dark elf, however, is a fast talker, redeeming herself and ALMOST wangling her way into this guy's pants...



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...Almost.



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She is incensed, naturally.

"WTF is wrong with you?! See this body? You should be falling over your feet, buying me diamonds and houses and generally lavishing me with STUFF just to tap it ONCE!"



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He is terrified, naturally.

"W-weren't you yelling at me just like ten minutes ago? Then you try and feel me up, and now-"



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"SERPRIZE BUTTSECKS"



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*The shortest fight I've ever seen in Sims3*

Woah. I mean, woah. I honestly didn't expect it to turn out this way. It seems Cressa is a force to be reckoned with no matter where she goes!




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"YOU DON'T WANNA SEE WHAT SHE DID TO MY BUTT"

"Cry me a river, you pansy!"




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Okay, so after flicking to check on Cressa I came back to find Coline making this hand gesture, with the message "Jessie thinks Coline is being flirty" displayed. ROFLLLLLahahhaa




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Later, at home...

"I just want you to know that I had a wonderful day today, Coline. You're... really wonderful."




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"Um... could you hold that thought, please?"



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"Coline...? Is something the ma-"




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Coline used [FAINT]!

"OMG!! She could've told me she was feeling sleepy!"

Yup, the day ends in a pretty typical fashion for Coline.




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"Soooo, what did I miss while I was out beating people up?"

Sorry, Cressa...



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...Looks like Coline gets the bed after all.


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