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The past few days had been fun. Heh, they'd been lots of fun. Fun that Evari would like to continue having, but there was another kind that she wanted, something she missed; hanging out with Faris. But strangely she didn't want to go empty handed! Luis had said Faris needed cheering up, why she would have a poor self image was beyond Evari because she felt her best friend would be perfect even with two heads or three arms or seven legs or even just one leg, but if she needed it then Evari was going to do her damn best to do it. No more distractions! Damn girl was starting to think she had ADD or something, geeze. She did stop to get a pretty girl's number, watching her leave with a bit of a grin before turning back to walk along the path some more. Hmm...well, she was into martial arts now, apparently... "Maybe a martial arts movie?" Evari tapped at her lip as she quietly thought aloud to herself, music blaring from the large headphones around her neck. Despite these headphones though she still heard the young voices at the water fountain, merely casting them a glance as she passed by them. Eh. Kids.

...Wait, what the hell?

Evari stopped for a moment and watched them over her shoulder, furrowing her brow a bit. What were they up to? Water balloons, huh? But why were they filling them at that thing? She rolled her eyes and chuckled to herself, pausing her music as she turned back and leaned curiously around the two young boys, not seeming to care if they were bothered by it or not. "Y'knooooow...water balloons're best filled at home first and then brought out. And yer never gonna get anywhere with this dinky fountain you'd be better off going to a nearby bathroom." Why stop a kid from doing something they wanted to do? She had no idea why they were filling up water balloons, or who they were intended for, and she really didn't think it any of her business but why do something the stupid way? Then again...they were boys. Well, wait they were both boys, right? The blonde one looked kinda girly and even had half their nails painted. Oh, but the darker one had called him brother. Okay, yeah. They were both boys. Dumb boys.

The boy squeaked, wet himse--his shirt, and turned to his equally startled brother. Wow...these were boys? No wonder Kay was the only one she could stand so far. Pitiful! They were acting like Tyyne and Deimos at that abandoned house! Then again, they were kids. Whatever. She smirked and put her elbow on the edge of the fountain, holding her head up with the heel of her hand and watching them as they gave their own very different yet similar answers. Friend, huh? Funny. Strange how the bathrooms were out of order...though if they checked out the women's bathroom then they deserved to be chased out and yelled at. "S'why ya don't go in there, kid." Evari told the darker boy, her head lazily turning in the blonde's direction when he gave his story. He talked a lot more normally than the dark-skinned boy, he talked stranger than she and Faris did.

"Ah, I see...quite the mouth ya got for a scrawny brat, y'know." To be saying such words at his age~! How naughty! Pfft. Evari stood up straight again, her hands on her hips and her brow raised. So these balloons were for bastards who took their ball...how pathetic, picking on kids like that. Did they have nothing better to do with their lives? Ugh. "I doubt a couple'a water ballons're gonna do much good against a bunch of idiots. Besides, unless you've got some kind'a escape plan they're just gonna get pissed and beat you up." Hell, she'd smack them around a bit if they did it to her. But why didn't they just tell their mommy or daddy about this? Surely they could do something about it.

"Could also cry about it to yer mom're dad. If they love ya they'd find them and deal with it."

Well now! This boy had quite the vocabulary! Evari raised a brow and just looked at the blondie, amusement clear in her eyes. Yeah, sure. They could take teenagers in a fight at their size. Totally. Though she did like their idea of making them turn on each other, very clever, but that was a bit tricky to pull off. Maybe if she helped them? But why would she help them? It's not like she knew them or had any reason to help them other than tell them what they were doing was stupid and they should just use another place to fill their balloons. When they mentioned a sister she seemed to perk up a little. Oooh? A sister? A sister she could meet if she was nice and helped these boys? Maybe she was hot?

This changed a few things~!

Evari pushed off the fountain and looked from one boy to the other. Ah, so this girl had a history? Eh, big deal! She could deal with it as long as she wasn't on the wrong end of these punches. "Poor girl. Good of you to think of her though~. What's her name?" Evari asked conversationally, looking at the unfilled balloons they still had. Oh yes, if she helped them there was definitely a chance of meeting this sister of theirs. Sure there was always the possibility of her not being into girls but that actually made it a little more fun sometimes! Even Jasmine had never had any interest in even kissing a girl before Evari spent that day with her. Heh. She picked up one of the empty balloons, idly stretching it a little.

"Eh...I've got nothing better to do. Gimme the rest've yer balloons and I'll fill 'em for you and help you out a bit." Hell, maybe she'd even get their basketball back. God, this girl really had her priorities.

Weird. Evari must have had her friend on the brain or something because she could have sworn these boys both just said their sister was Faris. Then again it would make sense since she was out today only because she wanted to look for a present for her best friend. See? It made sense...they...they ********. They totally said their sister was Faris. And Evari had thought those things and...oh god! The girl suddenly blushed and stood up straight, rubbing at her neck while trying not to look at them for a moment as her skin glowed brighter. "Ya don't say...she...look like a gargoyle? With black and rainbow hair? And really pretty green eyes?" Faris didn't sound like it'd be a very common name. Heh. Well! This changed a few things again but in an entirely different manner. There would be no flirting, no seducing, no hitting on, no trying to bang their sister. None. Nada. Niet. Zilch. Faris...these were Faris' brothers? She definitely couldn't just ditch them now. Sigh. Damn.

Evari was quick to calm down at least enough to look at them again, taking the balloons that were being given to her. "Yeah, no problem, kid." Oh, wait. If these were Rissy's brothers she should probably know their na--nevermind! They did it without her prompting them. Good boys. "Nice to meetcha. I'm Evari. C'mon, you two can wait outside the door while I fill these up." Evari ushered the two boys away from the fountain and guided them toward the women's bathroom, leaving them there to disappear inside. It was when she was inside that she let herself freak out a little. Oh god oh god oh god! She had those kinds of thoughts about Faris! Her Faris! Her best friend! Her most precious! Granted she didn't know it was Faris ********! You'd think she'd have some kind of Faris Sense or something! It made her want to rinse her brain in bleach, not because it was a bad thing. Oh no, quite the contrary, just Evari didn't see Faris the same way she saw anyone. Anyone at all.

Even with the added two or three minutes for her freak out she didn't make the boys wait too long. It helped them tremendously that they were Rissy's brothers, or else Evari might've taken her dear sweet time with these balloons. She emerged from the women's restrooms with the filled water balloons in her arms, most of them were just plain water but some others looked...different? "All done~. I added a bit of soap in some of them and gave them a good shake too so they're all bubbly." Break up the monotony or something.

Of course it was the same Faris. What other Faris could there possibly be? Evari chuckled and smiled down at the boys, letting them take their share of balloons. "Your sister just so happens to be my best friend." She said with pride. Of course Faris was her best friend, Faris was the best friend she ever had. She loved Faris! She'd even told her so. Hmm...if these boys were her brothers then maybe they could help her out with picking a present or two for Rissy! She had a general idea, just she wouldn't mind the opinion of someone who actually lived with her friend. It kind of made her wish for a moment that she lived with Rissy, spending the night there had been a lot of fun. Even if Luis was a cheating liarpants.

She grinned at Robin's compliment. Of course it was genius. Evari always had good ideas. "Thanks, so have you two come up with how you're going to do this?" She'd help them if she thought their ideas were just not going to work. But if they wanted their ball back...surely Evari could get that for them. She hated boys, especially dumbasses, but she could get a basketball from a bunch of stupid boys. Evari had things most boys liked at that age: Boobs and skimpy clothes.

...Oh, and being a girl. Yeah. That too.

Had she known what the boys were thinking about her friendship with Faris Evari definitely would have put them in their place...as nicely as she possibly could. Faris was her best friend. Faris was special to her, Faris loved her and she loved Faris. It wasn't like the gargoyle girl just went around telling people she loved them, right? Even Evari had only said it to Faris and Xai and no one else. She made a point not to tell people she loved them unless she truly did, that was something Evari hated; lies about something as serious as love. She listened to what they had as far as plans go, glancing at the tree line they were pointing at. Bushes would be better...but they were noisier. "They called you names? Like what?" Shorty? Because it'd be true...but whatever. But name calling? Seriously? Clearly those guys needed to grow the hell up. She blinked and just stared at Wolfram when he said he wouldn't give up even if the boys chopped him and Robin up. Wow...yeah...that was kind of serious.

"Yyyyeah...Robin's right, the worst they'd do anyway is just try t'beat ya up." Not that Evari would let that happen. She'd sooner punch all of them out than let them lay a hand on Faris' brothers. Evari sighed and looked toward the basketball court. Did the boys even know where these guys were? "If ya want...I can distract 'em while you get ready." Evari offered, looking back down at the brothers. It was true. Any girl with boobs who didn't look twelve years old could distract a teenaged boy who wasn't gay, right? She'd just have to hope she got lucky and all the boys were straight as planks of wood. Ha. Get it? Straight? Wood? Scantily glad chick with big boobs?

...Shut up that was ******** clever.

"And I'll get your ball back." She added, as if that needed to be confirmed. The boys could always run off with it, after all!

Evari's eyebrow merely raised at first but then twitched in agitation the more she listened to what Robin was saying happened. ******** that was just a retarded as hell thing to call someone. Seriously? ********? These guys sounded like children. It was the 'gay-bait' and the physical harassment that got to her, glaring darkly ahead of her. What was wrong with being gay? Absolutely nothing. She understood and believed Robin when he said he wasn't, but it still bothered her that these boys were so ignorant and immature that they'd speak of being gay as if it were something to be punished for. It pissed her off. Them being Faris' brothers only seemed to make it worse. Yes, if she hadn't already agreed to it she'd definitely be helping them now. She reached down to ruffle their hair affectionately in an attempt to assure them it'd be okay. "Those bastards definitely need to be put in their place, there's no reason to be pulling s**t like that." Says the girl who should probably watch her language around children...oops. Oh well! Robin was using language like this himself! So it wasn't like anyone could say it was Evari who taught him to say any of these things.

Evari hummed and watched the boys walk off to hide in the trees, looking down at herself for a moment. These were stupid teenaged boys, surely they had easily changed one-track minds. She gave herself a few adjustments, tightening her top a little, adjusting her bra so her breasts looked larger and more round, even pulling at her skirt a little to make it appear shorter. There, perfect. She fixed her hair a bit before she made her way over to the boys, spotting them playing with a basketball -- no doubt the one they stole from Robin and Wolfram -- in a small basketball court. "Oooh, hi there~!" She called out in a sweet voice, waving to the boys and then clasping her hands behind her back as she walked up to them. The boys blinked and stopped their game to see who was talking to them, all of them just staring at the hot chick with the blue hair and the boobs and the short skirt and...wow...sh-she was talking to them? Evari smiled. "Wow, looks like you know how to handle something round...can I play~?" She asked with that same sweet simper, subtly rolling her shoulders back to push out her chest as she walked up to them with an exaggerated sway. Yes, she realized how incredibly stupid she was being but...it seemed to be working.

"Uh...y..yeah...!" One of the boys answered with a big grin. "I'll play with you anytime." On the inside Evari's stomach lurched with disgust, but she did a pretty good job of playing the cute girl who wanted to 'play' with these boys.

"That's so sweet of you! Buuuuut I was hoping we could all play together! I think I could handle you all at once~." Oh god Evari just wanted to rinse her mouth out with bleach or something. Eugh. The boys looked dumbfounded by her suggestion, all of them wondering if she really meant...what...it sounded like she meant. All of them together? Seriously?!