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 Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:35 pm
WARNING: This is a thread specifically for light-hearted people who don't take things like this personally! I'm not bashing PotO, I just enjoy a good laugh.
My fellow Phans, I have a problem that I must confess. I am a pervert, by all means. I have a mind filled with little bits of innuendo, and I'm always up for a giggle or two. Aside from all that, I simply adore PotO, as I have since I was 8 years old.
But every now and then these two qualities combine. It's times like these that I play the new movie soundtrack. Needless to say, I'm facing bouts of uncontrollable laughter by the end of the CD.
For example: Masquerade. I'm always in stitches of laughter by the end of this song, because I mishear the lyrics all of the time. There's a line that goes somewhat as following: "Here's to us! The toast is for the city...... What a pity that the Phantom can't be here!" Or something like that.
Now, I hear:
"The testicle is sticking out! What a pity that the phantom can't be here!"
And then the chorus breaks out....
"MASTURBAAAAAAAAAATE!!!"
As for the second verse, do I really need to even change any of the lyrics? "Crem de la creme," "what a blessed release..." It goes on and on.
Now, let's get a discussion going! Has anyone else here ever misheard any PotO lyrics and started laughing? xd Or have you ever listened to it with perverted intentions? They say "come" so many times in the movie that, after a few minutes of stifled laughter, I couldn't take it seriously anymore.
PHANTOM: (To Raoul) I had rather hoped that you would COME!"
FLARE: *snortgiggle*
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:38 pm
Raoul: What a change! You're really not a bit the gawkish girl that once you were...!
Aji: *hears* What a change! You're really not a b***h!
XDDD
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:26 pm
On the Don Juan scene with all those people in the middle of the stage, I swear I heard 'Silence of the Lambs' somewhere in there. xD
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:06 pm
oh no you started me
Erik: Our Don Juan must Masturbate....
Christine: And in the boob there was a man
Erik: TOUCH ME
Erik: Help me make the music of the night
Carollta: Think of fondling me....
Erik: Through I glanced your behind((through you glance behind))
My brians dumb I can't think of any good ones. dang it
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:28 pm
I can't think of any specifically right now... but I completely agree with you!
I mis-hear things in everything I listen to... expecially phantom... xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:42 pm
The only funny mis-heard lyric (by me) is the "WHat a change, you're really not a b***h" one xd I always giggle at that point in the musical/my CD, and everyone is like, "...:sigh: They're NOT saying b***h, Crid." Me: "yeah they are. Shut up!" eek whee xd blaugh sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:05 pm
O______o You people scare me. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I SCARE ME! Hmm...Well, I one time heard that one that Yurikashitoe said.
((Our Don Juan must masturbate)) But I was feeling weird. Nuu, nothing really.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:21 am
OME, that happens more than I breathe! Even when I'm not listening/watching the Phantom, I always mishear something. For example:
My friend Laura: ...And we're getting together for Thanksgiving this weekend.
Me: Oh, that's great! Tell her congrats for me.
Laura: ...
Me: Your cousin. You said she was having a baby! (thinking: is there a law that I don't know about that says you can't be happy for pregnant woman?!)
Laura: ....... surprised ?!
...And it goes on like that. With the Phantom, however....
"....And in this labyrinth where night is blind...!"
Me: Where night is high? Where night is mine? Where night is find? Shouldn't it be "found" instead? But it still doesn't make sense!!!!
Thank goodness for www.letssingit.com!
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:42 am
Phantom: You have truly made my night!
Me: Threesome!!!! xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:51 pm
Oh, I've done this thousands of times....espically with the Music of the Night lyrics.....I mean, how many times can you tell a chick that you want to have sex with her in a song?
Oh, one that I misheard latley.....
Raoul: Say you'll share with me one life, one lifetime....
Translation that I heard: Say you'll share with me one STD....
And, I've heard the Masquerade and the b***h one.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:19 pm
Ok I got another one. This one is horrible. It's when roual is telling Christine that she had to do it.
Actually said
Roual: He'll haunt us tell were dead...
I heard:
Raoul: He'll hump us tell were dead...
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:26 pm
Yukirashitoe Ok I got another one. This one is horrible. It's when roual is telling Christine that she had to do it. Actually said Roual: He'll haunt us tell were dead... I heard: Raoul: He'll hump us tell were dead... This reminds me of one almost as bad..... Raoul: Free her! Do what you like with me, free her! Nitemare: Hehe...[snortgiggle]
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:30 pm
Nitemare Shadows Yukirashitoe Ok I got another one. This one is horrible. It's when roual is telling Christine that she had to do it. Actually said Roual: He'll haunt us tell were dead... I heard: Raoul: He'll hump us tell were dead... This reminds me of one almost as bad..... Raoul: Free her! Do what you like with me, free her! Nitemare: Hehe...[snortgiggle] Oh, and I forgot.... Erik: Brava, Brava, Bravissimo.... Translation: Bra off, bra off, bra of with me.... Me: What the hell are they doing with the lyrics? You know what? We should do a remake of all the songs....but with the perverted lyrics! That would be so funny, I would totally buy it. xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:56 pm
Yay for Pervy Lyrics! heart domokun
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:07 pm
my traditional: xd xd xd xd xd
xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
xd xd xd xd xd xd xd xd
*dies of laughing*
this place is hilarious lets remake some songs! or dioloughe of parts whatever its fun whee 3nodding
p.s. nice new hair deadly
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