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)( This is only because word games are epic. <33333 and this game is pretty fun~ <3 )(

The basic rules of Kill The Birdy go as this:
I will start with the birdy.
The goal of the game is to kill the birdy
But others are going to stop you and precede to attempt killing it themselves
You can't god mod and auto-kill the birdy.
Have fun~!
Oh yeah, you can't kill each other c:

Example 1:

"Kira picks the birdy up and stomps on it."

"Prussia swoops in under Kira's foot, steals the birdy, and begins to shoot at it."

"Ireland quickly dodges the bullets, taking the birdy with and then continues to shove the birdy in the meat processor"

Get it?

Good!


START!


Kira finds the birdy, looks around suspiciously, and picks it up. Kira then proceeds to begin hitting the birdy.

Kira hits Prussia with a baseball bat, muttering something along the lines of "For the birdy! I still love you!" and then steals the birdy, and shoves the birdy in the microwave, setting it for "sensor reheat"

D: Kira snatches the birdy back, who had somehow reanimated itself, and sadly looked at her now ruined expensive microwave. Kira ran as fast as she could, and started hitting the birdy off of poles and such as she ran down the sidewalk.

Kira sits on top of a large skyscraper, and when she sees Prussia coming, she does a total Ghost in The Shell jump and lands on top the car. "Hiya, love!" Kira then punches a hole through the car and turns the wipers off, stealing the birdy and running. Then she runs to a cottage with power and forces the birdy to watch (*shudder*) Disney channel.

Kira uses some sort of magical thing she learned from England (or was that from that show Nihon has..?) and she pewfs up in Russia's house, running by Prussia, kicking him to the side, pulling the birdy out and then tries to suffocate it with her bewbs.

)( This reminds me of that one time I was cleaning my room at the apartment and I found a dead birdy under my bed. I swear, it had to have flown in during night and tried to get out through the closed window, broke it's neck, and fell down under the head board D'; -Talks about being a ruthless killer but actually is a Buddhist and almost cried the other day when I had to kill a spider- DON'T JUDGE ME. xD )(

D/////: Kira is stunned for a few seconds, but recovers and grab Prussia's wrists, using her hidden strength to push his hands back together, take the birdy back, and run to the bathroom, throwing it in the toilet and flushing it.

)( Huur, it's called 'SinceI'mtoomuchofasoftytodothisinreallifeIcanpullitoffinaroleplay~!' xD The only animals I will willingly hurt are pesky ants and flies D< Or If I'm hitting my hard-head dog upside the head for doing something bad. xD Otherwise, I'll let other people hurt the animals for me. I don't like vegetables.
My dad's joke is that; "If it's meat, she'll eat it as long as it stops going 'MOOOO' before it's in front of her." xDD Another one "Well, she cooks her steak like this. Cut cow up, 'MOOO-' It's done!" :'D xD )(

DDD: Kira makes him..unstick, and takes the birdy from him. "I hope your happy that I love you *glare glare*" Kira ran away, jumping over things ninja style and she steals some of Hong Kong's fire crackers, she ties the birdy to one of the fireworks, looking for a lighter.

"God damn it!" D:<
Kira tackles Prussia in an attempt to get the bird back, in the process we start to squish it.