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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:48 pm
I'm doing it twice, because I couldn't decide on some. xD
Dear Guild,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but America is really a unicorn. I realized this when you were assassinating George Bush with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that China is about to set your house on fire.
Go milk a cow,
Kira (The Keeper of Prussia(s))
P.S. -England will never love you, just thought you should know.
Oh, on the P.S. part, I wasn't sure ._. I checked in the mirror, and I couldn't decide if my eyes where blue or green D:
Dear Guild,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but America is really a unicorn. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that China is going to eat your cookies.
Please don't hurt me,
Kira (The Keeper of Prussia(s))
P.S. -England thinks you need serious mental help, just thought you should know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:49 pm
NOW. YOUR TURN >3
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - America
Red - England
White - China
Black - Lithuania
Green- Japan
Grey - Greece
Yellow - Turkey
Pink - Sweden
Brown - Poland
Purple - Iceland
No shirt - France
Other – Russia
2) Which is your birth month?
January - and you are getting married
February - fell into a ditch
March - is in love with you
April - is out to get you
May - likes your mom
June - and you are related
July - has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt
August - is really a unicorn
September - loves sniffing sharpies
October - and you are going to be dating
November - is really a leprechaun
December - has frozen to death
3) Which food do you prefer?
Pasta - invading Austria
Burritos - kicking puppies
Ramen - assassinating George Bush
Salad - getting your nails done
Tacos - learning to fly
Candy/chocolate - dancing like mentally challenged squirrels
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Sealand
Red - Finland
Black - Russia
Blue - Latvia
Purple - America
White - Austria
Grey - France
Brown - China
Orange - Korea
Pink - Japan
Barefoot - Rome
Other – Hungary
5) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat – Shamed
6) What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - Cuba
White - Russia
Grey - Lithuania
Brown - Denmark
Purple - Poland
Red - Sweden
Blue - America
Yellow - England
Orange - France
Pink - Canada
Other/Animal Print– China
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - is about to set your house on fire
Sad - is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama
Bored - is planning his revenge on you
Angry - hates your strange cucumber fetish
Depressed - is going to eat your cookies
Excited - is secretly an F.B.I agent
Nervous - snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning
Worried - is in love with your pet goat
Apathetic - believes he can fly
Silly - is allergic to your earlobes
Other - loves Hello Kitty
8 ) Which country would you want to vacation at?
England- Go drown yourself
America - Best of luck with the sex-change
France - Love you always
Spain - Somewhere over the rainbow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
China - I hate your face
Japan - Go milk a cow
Germany- Please don't hurt me
Italy- Pasta with love
9) What is your hair color?
Brown - Poland
Black - France
Blonde - England
White/Grey - Russia
Bald - Rome
Red/Orange - China
Other/Dyed – America
10) What is your eye color?
Green- thinks you need serious mental help
Blue- will never love you
Brown- is out to get you
Black- stole all the food in your fridge
Hazel- is tied up in my closet
Other - hates you
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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:50 pm
And this is the insertion guide!
Dear (name of friend),
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but(1)(2). I realized this when you were(3) with (4). I'm sure you're(5) enough to understand that(6) (7).
(8 ),
(your name)
P.S. -(9) (10), just thought you should know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:17 pm
Do we post these in here? ;0
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:17 pm
Dear (Guild (Edit: Norway)),
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Iceland and you are related. I realized this when you were dancing like mentally challenged squirrels with Latvia. I'm sure you're Open enough to understand that Russia snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning.
Love you always ,
BigJuicySushi (Omni-Awesome Prussia-sama / Random Germany)
P.S. -Poland will never love you, just thought you should know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:20 pm
Katerina Vishnevskaya Do we post these in here? ;0 Mhm!
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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:25 pm
Dear Reader,
This is sort of difficult to explain ,but America is really a unicorn.
I realized this when you were invading Austria with Rome.
I'm sure you're open enough to understand that China is allergic to your earlobes.
Please don't hurt me,
Katerina.
P.S. -Poland is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:29 pm
Dear whomever it may concern,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but Lithuania likes your mom. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Austria. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that Sweden is going to eat your cookies.
Please don't hurt me,
Jay.
P.S. -France is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:30 pm
Woah, was Austria high with me!?..WAIT, WAS THAT- *Is cutoff by someone covering my mouth*
Someone:..No dirty talk, damn it!
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:31 pm
Dear fellow reader,
This is sort of difficult for me to explain but America is in love with you. I realized this when you were learning to fly with Rome. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Russia is about to set your house on fire.
Somewhere over the rainbow,
Kitty
P.S. -Poland is out to get you, just thought you should know.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:34 pm
Gracefully Expensive Kira Woah, was Austria high with me!?..WAIT, WAS THAT- *Is cutoff by someone covering my mouth* Someone:..No dirty talk, damn it! Yes. When you were invading Austria with Austria.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:37 pm
Piss Takes Gracefully Expensive Kira Woah, was Austria high with me!?..WAIT, WAS THAT- *Is cutoff by someone covering my mouth* Someone:..No dirty talk, damn it! Yes. When you were invading Austria with Austria. Oh, okay. What where we on?
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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:39 pm
Gracefully Expensive Kira Piss Takes Gracefully Expensive Kira Woah, was Austria high with me!?..WAIT, WAS THAT- *Is cutoff by someone covering my mouth* Someone:..No dirty talk, damn it! Yes. When you were invading Austria with Austria. Oh, okay. What where we on? EVERYTHING. I tried to stop you from taking those Viagra, But you just wouldn't listen... .__.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:54 pm
Piss Takes Gracefully Expensive Kira Piss Takes Gracefully Expensive Kira Woah, was Austria high with me!?..WAIT, WAS THAT- *Is cutoff by someone covering my mouth* Someone:..No dirty talk, damn it! Yes. When you were invading Austria with Austria. Oh, okay. What where we on? EVERYTHING. I tried to stop you from taking those Viagra, But you just wouldn't listen... .__. Well duh, Those Viagra are pretty neat! (This reminds me of me cleaning my room the other day. I found a neon pink monkey plush, and neon green monkey plush, a rainbow monkey plush, and a blue green and purple monkey plush. The blue green and purple one was "psychedelic monkey". The rainbow one was "pot monkey". The neon green one was "acid monkey" and the pink one was "I'M ON SHROOOOOMS MONKEYYY!" xD)
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Gracefully Expensive Kira Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:08 pm
Dear Greenland,
This is sort of hard for me to explain, but America and you are getting married. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Rome. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that Poland is planning his revenge on you.
Your everlasting enemy,
Iceland
P.S. England will never love you! Just thought you should know.
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