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Let me tell you a story.

A story of two bros, both alike in dignity. In fair Haven where we lay our scene. Lets start with Bro 1. Salazar Antonio Neri. Cannibal, murderer, psychopath. Bro 2, Edward Grey. Not as cool as a cannibal but still, he did some stuff.

So Salazar is chilling in his cell one day when Edward gets thrown in. And he totally saved his a** from getting experimented on. From then on, they we're bros. BBF's, Best Bros Forever. They bust out, with some chicks help, and lay low for a while. During their down period something terrible happened to Edward. Something of UNSPEAKABLE MISERY. He fell in love with some chick. Now Salazar didn't know about this illness till later, but he made sure to turn it into a contest when he did. As is written in the code: "A bro has the right to challenge the claim of dibs on a chick if said bro is also under her lovely charms."

Anyways, Edward dies and his death being great sadness to Salazar. His BBF died, thats enough to make him not enjoy football for a few weeks. But alas, through a bit of necromancy, Edward is brought back to the realm of the living. Salazar is happy as all hell. He even goes out and buys front row tickets to the Red Sox v. Yankees game so they can celebrate this brounion. But then something happens. Edward breaks the most sacred rule of the code.

Edward chooses Kirai over Salazar and goes off to try and woo her. Thus breaking the Bros before Hos rule and committing broicide on his BBF. All Salazar wanted was to go get some beers, get hammered and enjoy an epic baseball game. But Edward left him there, alone, with two tickets that never got to see their full glory.

It was then that Salazar knew Edward must be punished. While the normal punishments for breaking the sacred rule include, but are not limited to: Waterboarding, Pear of Anguish, and five days on the rack. Salazar was merciful and decided on execution. From that day on he vowed that Edward would pay for his sin. From that day on one thing was clear to him. Edward Must Die.

100% accurate. I swear.

((A random thingy I came up with last night, just letting everyone know the 'real' story behind why Salazar hates Edward. Let me know what you think in the comment section below.))

It was Yankees v. Red Sox man!

I do, they make things so much fun! xD What with the whole murder and pain and what not.
I wonder whats the percentage of marriages in this guild that don't end in 'I'm going to rip your heart out' divorce.

I think in both cases thats literal xD

Nice, you actually got it posted XD lol. Now, we just need some bromance and a little bit of yaoi between Edward, Salazar, Avarice and possibly Bones and Netvor to REALLY spice things up! XD or maybe just a few fan fictions...lol.

*hides secret Netvor Bones fanfiction she was writing* Um...yeah, that's really creepy. JEEZ! XD

Just want to let you know the game you baught the tickets for were for two teams I hate very much. I'm an A's fan. If you were really my friend you'd know that.

So wait, you guys never discussed sports while in the crazy house together? o_o how strange...