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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:23 pm
Talk fight argue chat you know the deal...
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:35 am
((Win for being the first post? I believe so.))
After the long hiatus of Unlimited, The God of Punks walked through the halls. It had been what seemed like a year since Matt Shanahan had been in the building, and he was glad to be back in the business.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:41 am
( Pfft, I could've took it. )
Two years... Who knew two years could be so long? Well, Ashley Massaro did. The Punkette of wrestling made her way backstage, fixing one of her arm cuff's that was knotted up. Taking a loot around the place, Ashley couldn't help but smile. It reminded her so much of her old memories in this place and Ashley was sort of starting to regret leaving in the first place.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:45 am
((Then why didn't you? Exactly. razz ))
Coming around the corner, Shanahan spotted one of the few people he knew in this business. He leaned up against the wall and cross his arms, and then called out to Ashley.
"Long time, no see girl..."
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:58 am
Ashley jumped when Matt had spoken. She hadn't noticed him until he did speak. "Oh my God. Hi Matt!" She said, before running over and giving him a hug, not really caring if his arms were crossed. "Yeah, you got that right! I haven't seen you in a year or so!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:03 am
Matt hugged Ashley back, glad to see her again. He looked at her and let his usual smirk cross his face.
"Seriously. Heh, you apparently haven't changed abit. You still look as good as you did when I first saw you."
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:11 am
Ashley laughed when Matt had complimented her. Still the same old Matt. "And you look just as good too." She said, smiling at him. "So what've you been up to?" She asked, curious.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:16 am
Matt shrugged a little, knowing exactly how to answer such a question.
"Ah, the usual... Kicking a**, and stealing titles. Nothing's changed in my world. What about you? What have you done since the U closed?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:17 am
"Awww...now isn't that a sight for soar eyes..."
Landry walked up between Ashley And Matt with an arrogant smirk.
"Matt Shanahan, once again jumping on sloppy seconds. And...wait I know this...you're uh...wow for the life of me I can't remember what you do or who you are. So...what are you doing back here? Security isn't supposed to let the ring rats backstage until after the show. Tisk tisk tisk, someone is going to get busted over this. Oh, Shanahan, don't forget to wear a condom when you wear out the last remaining treads on her tires. Have fun kids,"
Landry said nonchalantly as he walked off down the hall towards his locker room.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:25 am
Ashley, being as short tempered as she was ran after her former partner, Mike, until she caught up to him. "Excuse me?" She said, keeping up with Landry.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:31 am
Angelina Love walked backstage, slight smirk on her face. But what was there to smirk about? WWE:U was starting all over again, and she was left to move her way up to the top again. Noticing Ashley, Matt, and Mike having an old time moment, she rolled her eyes. Angelina turned a corner until she got to the canteen. She then proceeded to put some money in, and she just got a simple water. She opened the bottle, and began to drink some of the refreshing liquid.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:47 am
"Same old Mike Landry."
*is what Snypa will say*
The camera spins to reveal a returned-to-wrestling Snypa Rifle, who'll be waiting inside Landry's locker room and sitting on the couch drinking a 20 oz. bottle of Vault out of the Heartbreaker's fridge, should he come in.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:03 pm
Landry opened the door to his lockerroom but didn't look inside because of Ashley following him around. He turned around withb a raised eyebrow.
"Still slow on the uptake? I thought I made it fairly clear when I broke your heart. You no longer interest me. Period. End of story. So go offer Shanahan your assorted stds, you've got such a wide variety to choose from."
Landry said, turning to see his locker room being raided by yet another long time rival.
"Huh...You again...do I have to retire you a third time or are you here looking for a job as a bellhop because lemme tell you...you're crummy at that too."
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:09 pm
"You didn't retire me," Snypa says, taking another swig from the energy drink soda. "If anyone's slow on the uptake, it's you. You obviously didn't hear about that coaching position I got for a wrestling team in Canada. When things ain't work out the first time, I came back. Then things fell into place. So let me ask you something, Mike Landry: would you like to know the feeling of your skin being peeled from your bones with a survival knife?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:14 pm
"Mmmhmmm you say all that but the only thing I hear is 'Mike Landry makes me cwy to my mommy.' Lemme give you a little career advice that seems to ring true universally: Ashley Massaro is a whore, don't touch my stuff, and don't ******** with The Heartbreaker."
He said, fully aware Ashley was still listening.
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