The one for the guild, when it says, "No one can Write Better." did you really mean that? Because I have proof that there are several thousand other authors who can write ten times better.
Just to list a few:
1. Stephen King
2. Anne Rice
3. The late Bram Stoker
4. Dan Brown
5. Anne McCaffrey
6. Gregory Maguire
7. The late Aldous Huxley
8. J.K Rowling
9. The late J.R.R. Tolkein