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 Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:00 pm
This is a two-liner game where someone posts a reason for being locked up in jail, like this. Quote: I'm calling from jail because I stole an unmarked police car. Then, someone would reply on the other end, before giving their own one-liner from jail. Quote: I told you hijacking planes was a better business! I'm calling from jail because I spray-painted the judge's house red. So each one is two parts. I'll start the game. I'm calling from jail because the teller was a little freaked out when I demanded money from him.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:05 pm
I told you not to be so blunt.
I'm calling from jail because the barbeque went in a slightly different direction then I would have wished...
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:07 pm
I told you a "BBQ On Wheels" was a bad idea!
I'm calling from jail because the neighbors dog didn't agree with my car...
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:23 pm
It was an ugly vehicle. Who could blame 'em?
I'm calling from jail because Taylor Lautner's face accidently walked into my fist.
(No offense to TL fans. Just a random celebrity.)
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:27 pm
He was probably too busy updating his Twitter.
I'm calling from jail because I robbed a bank in my sleep.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:35 pm
 I told you that those sleep aid medications had some undesirable side effects.
I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped Daniel Radcliffe.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:15 pm
I told you to do it in a bar, not a at a baby shower!
I'm calling from jail because i stole a old ladies walking stick then beat her up with it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:19 pm
I told you not to do that in public! In private is fine.
I'm calling from jail because apparently something went wrong with my pie and police say I did it on purpose when I didn't know what I put in my pie!
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:20 pm
I told you not to get any pie!
I'm calling from jail because I strangled what I thought was a mannequin, but was actually a guy who overdid his plastic surgery.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:23 pm
That's what spending all day in an outlet mall will do to you.
I'm calling from jail because I accidentally brought my lucky TNT with me onto the plane.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:26 pm
I told you, LEAVE IT IN YOUR PANTS!
I'm calling from jail because i took a kids lolli-pop then shoved it down their throat.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:28 pm
I told you to eat it and not waste it on some kid. =.=
I'm calling from jail because the cops think I'm suspicious! *hides poison*
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:28 pm
if only it'd been cotton candy...
I'm calling from jail because I enjoyed biting an old lady a little too much.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:31 pm
I told you, you can bite people OTHER than old people
I'm calling from jail because I was rockin out on my iPod and accidently punched someone so hard that he was knocked into the afterlife.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:39 pm
I told you a boom-box is better the an iPod!
I'm calling from jail because i stalked someone then tried eat them.
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