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After getting the idea from the imfamous Aggron picture, I've decided to make ads for everyone. So if you're curious what they'll look like?


Mike Landry:
Mike Landry, after your testicles since '09. You think you've been hit in the nuts before? Think again? Mike Landry will rearrange the alphabet with your testicals! He will divide by zero on your testicles. Think you're a man? You're not a man! Mike Landry will re arrange your testicals so much that you'll be turned into a woman and then a man again. Ever hear of born again Christians? When Mike Landry gets done with your testicles you'll be a born again man! Sex change operation? Why pay millions of dollars? Mike Landry will do it for free. Afraid going under the knife? Mike Landry has 15 different knife free methods of changing your sex for the low low price of getting your a** kicked.



Kelly King 2.0 -
Think King Nothing means absolutely nothing when he comes out? ******** you! You're nothing when you step in the ring with him. He's the king of you, everything around you and everything in between. He rules your domain, in fact you should be paying him taxes! Think Kelly is a woman's name? That's just because you're not a MAN! He's so manly his scepter is a sledge hammer. That's right a mother ******** sledge hammer, got something to say? Didn't think so. Feel like getting a face lift? How bout getting your brains scrambled like your mother's eggs? Mother ******** 2.0 will re-arrange your face so it'll make Freddy Kruger have nightmares. 1200-Bow-Down, call now

Same.

I can only imagine what mine would be like with Chrono controlling it!

Did you think Big Bossman could fly? How about Scott Steiner? Well then get ready for DRAZE! Ever see a seven footer fly across a ring? DAMN RIGHT YOU HAVEN'T! BECAUSE BY THE TIME YOU DO HE'S KICKED YOU IN YOUR MOUTH! This isn't your mom and dads high flyer, this is the HIGHFLYING HEAVYWEIGHT! Throw away your airbag, the only thing that can save you from a collision with Draze is a GODBAG!

Wuzzat?

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SHUT UP!

What you've never heard of Nuke Fusion? Where the ******** have you been? Don't you watch history? Remember Hiroshima? It wasn't the Atomic Bomb America dropped, it was Nuke Mother ******** Fusion.
That's right Nuke Mother ******** Fusion! You know that feeling you get every time you step in the ring with Nuke Mother ******** Fusion? You know the feeling inside your stomach that sensation you get as if you know you're going to get your a** ripped apart?
That's from Nuke Mother ******** Fusion's mere presence giving you explosive diarrhea.