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 Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 7:03 pm
MOBY D ICK  "I'MMA GONNA GET ME SOME CAVIER... BRB YO."
-- MOBY LIKES SHARK ... MEAT above by supahhnan | by Malice | galleryQUICK NOTES FOR POTENTIAL ARTISTS.
Name: Moby D Ick. GOES BY MOBY. NOT D OR ICK. (though he is a dickhead)
Age: 17
Eye colour: Asian black
Hair: shiny ivory black. Short and cropped like a proper sailor.
Body type: 5'10";; lean and muscular.
Short personality: swashbuckler, idiot;; SELF CONFIDENT;; RECKLESS;; MISCHIEVOUS;; loves to wrestle sharks.
Distinguishing features: SHIP CAPTAIN HAT;; gray and blue color scheme with a shark theme;; sometimes has scratches, bite marks and such due to his tussles with the sharks.
Outfits: modern day wear. sometimes without shoes and tends to run around without a top
Themesong: Symphony No. 9, 4th Movement by Dvorak also known as the New World Symphony DETAILED PERSONALITY.
HE IS A DICKWAD. without manners or an ounce of chivalry in him. But somehow he ends up being the badass gentleman in the end. yeah. weird.
NO MATTER WHAT he will get into trouble.
if there is a shark, he will fight it, even if it is not real
LOUD and obnoxious
WAY TOO COCKY FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
he has a soft underbelly. wut?
USUALLY SAYS WHAT IS ON HIS MIND. EVEN IF IT IS MEAN. CURRENT/HOME UNIVERSE. ONE PIECE-VERSE
Ate the sharku sharku devil fruit, so he is like part shark and can breath underwater and stuff, but he can't swim so it kinda sucks for him.
MOBY'S PAST
IN ONEPIECE-VERSE
He was born into a normal pirate family. Actually, his family had nothing to do with pirates, they were goat herders.
That is until they were all stabbed to death by pirates, of course Moby was out being a typical bad boy, never listening to his parents so he wasn't killed.
he comes back home and finds his family is dead.
he wants to enact revenge
sets out to find the pirates
turns out they are the Arlong Pirates!
since then he hated sharks, unfortunately at the time he wasn't able to fight them because he was only 8.
So he becomes a pirate too and sets off on his own in search of the Arlong Pirates and somehow ends up finding a Devil fruit, eats it and becomes part shark himself. yeah he's retarded.
IN NORMAL-VERSE
he was normal yaddayaddayadda
watched Jaws, freaked out and peed his pants.
the event was so traumatic and embarrassing for him that ever since then he hated sharks.
met a passing 'wise man' who gave him some shark meat
twas magical shark meat that could give humans sharklike qualities
ever since then he fights sharks. RELATIONSHIPS. BLOOD ENEMIES;; ARLONG PIRATES/ALL SHARKS
FRIENDS;; none. only losers have friends
LOVE INTEREST;; what is that? OTHER s**t
he has SHARP POINTED TEETH, BECAUSE HE IS PART SHARK
AND A SET OF GILLS, but people think they are just tattoos
SHARKS ARE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP AS YOU SEE.
he also surfs
VERY TAN 
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:44 pm
BY FRENCH VANILLA
"Is that... what I think it is?"
"What?" The girl, not even fourteen, is staring at him like there might be something a bit strange about this one. This one is a bit off, she thinks, and wonders exactly what her dad was thinking allowing this odd newcomer onto their ship (and it is their ship - the entire crew knows it and does their level best not to annoy their captain's precious princess).
"That! Right there! Was that a shark fin?"
"I don't know, how would I know? I wasn't looking," she mumbles, staring at the broadness of his shoulders and the limber muscles rippling under his golden brown skin. At least he is pretty, she admits, if a bit daft. He continue on, rambling about the evils of sharks and their sins against human society and their responsibility to rid the world of such pests, unaware that she hears not a word, content to admire his lithe form.
"I do think it was!" And then he is stripping, pulling the cotton of his shirt over his shoulders, grinning at her when he catches her watching. "Like what you see?" She flushes, caught, but unwilling, ever unwilling, to admit to anything - a true prankster's soul.
"Not at all."
Moby might be eccentric and slow, but she rather thinks that she could get used to him and his habit of going around topless (if her father ever found out he'd kick Moby off of his ship faster than she could bat her eyelashes). "I'll be right back," he promises and is suddenly posed on the ship's rail, diving sharply into the ocean - it takes him a moment to remember that he can't swim. For a second, she panics, but then his dark head is bobbing up and his arms are flailing - how this can be is baffling, because he has been underwater for more than a few minutes now and surely he should be dead by now if he is a pirate that can't swim. "It wasn't a shark," he pouts, a trout dangling by its tail in his grip.
"Throw me a rope?"
She is busy pretending that she is considering this plea as she picks her way through the ropes tied to the ship's side for precisely this sort of situation, but he is pouting and shirtless and very much so wet, so she flings a heavy length of rope out to this reaching hands. He is barely on deck again before he shouts, pointing out at the distant, screaming "I see a shark!" She does not have the time to grip him, to hold him here and inquire how he is still alive, how he can not even swim (which is quite ridiculous given his occupation).
He is overboard again in a second.
"Where's Moby?" Her father frowns when day has faded into night and he is still missing a crew member.
She is faintly impressed when they eventually find him on an island to the side, roasting shark meat.
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 8:59 am
BY CAE
IT WAS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SHARK FIGHTING AND THE BEST SHARK FIGHTER OF ALL WAS A LAD SIMPLY KNOWN AS MOBY D ICK.
AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT MOBY d**k WAS UNDERGOING A JOURNEY ON HIS BOAT TO FIGHT SHARKS
"SIGH," HE SAID, "I AM A SHARK FIGHTER BUT MY LIFE FEELS SO EMPTY." HE WOULD'VE CRIED IF HIS TEAR DUCTS WEREN'T RUSTED OVER WITH THE SALT OF THE AIR AND THE MANLINESS COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS.
SO INSTEAD, HE TOOK A BUCKET THAT WAS COINCIDENTALLY SITTING NEXT TO HIM AND DUMPED WATER ALL OVER HIMSELF TO FEEL THE SENSATION OF TEARS.
IT WAS THEN THAT HE SAW SOMETHING IN THE DISTANCE OR RATHER SOMEONE IT WAS ANOTHER MANNNN
"WOW," SAID MOBY SHAKING OFF HIS FAUX TEARS AND LOOKING OUT OF A TELESCOPE HE TOOK FROM HIS HAT THAT HELD EVERYTHING, "WHAT A GOOD LOOKING MAN IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DROWNNINNGGGG."
BUT IT WASN'T ONLY THAT THERE WERE
SHARKS IN THE WATER.
INSTANTLY MOBY TORE OFF HIS CLOTHES REVEALING A RIPPLING TORSO AND A FINE TREASURE TRAIL AND ALSO HE TOOK A HARPOON OUT OF HIS HAT B/C HE'S LIKE A SHARK HUNTER LIKE THAT AND DIVED IN.
"GRRR," SAID THE SHARK.
"GRRR," SAID MOBY BACK AND THEN HE PUNCHED THE SHARK IN THE NOSE AND GUTTED IT. THERE WAS LIKE RED EVERYWHERE LIKE A WOMAN FORGOT THAT SHE WAS ON HER PERIOD AND DECIDED TO TAKE A SWIM BUT NOT AS GROSE AND TEN TIMES AS AWESOME.
OH AND MOBY TOTALLY TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE SHARK'S SIDE BECAUSE HE WAS A MAN
ANYWAYS, THE SHARK WAS DEAD AND MOBY WAS FEELING PRETTY AWESOME WHEN HE TOTALLY REMEMBERED THE REASON WHY HE DOVE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE
"WELL ********," SAID HE, "WHERE DID THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN GO"
AND THEN THE BEAUTIFUL MAN WAS LIKE "OH YOU SAVED ME"
AND THEN MOBY WAS LIKE "DAMN STRAIGHT I DID"
BUT THEN HE NOTICED THAT IT WASN'T JUST A MAN IT WAS A*~*~*MER*~*~* MAN
WOW WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOVE MY d**k WITH THAT TAIL IN THE WAY. I MEAN HI.... TRUTH TO BE TOLD MOBY WAS V. SAD BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PLACE TO SHOVE HIS d**k.
AND THEN THE MERMAN WAS LIKE "WAIT WHAT"
AND THEN HE CHANGED THE SUBJECT AND SAID NICE HARPOON AND THEN MOBY WAS LIKE SIGHS I DON'T THINK IT WAS MEANT TO BEEEEE
AND THEN THE MERMAN WAS LIKE NOOOO THIS CAN TOTALLY BE LIKE IN THE LITTLE MERMAID WHERE I GIVE UP MY VOICE TO GET LEGS
MOBY STOPPED SIGHING AND REALIZED WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PROPOSITION THIS WAS b/c omg it's not like wimmen/bottom faggets need their voices to be valuable or anything
AND SO THEN THEY DECIDED TO GO ON AN ADVENTURREEEE DEEP SEAAAA TO FIND THE OCTOPUS WITCH THING THING.except moby couldn't swim so he was sad and just sat at the cave until the merman came out with human legs and then there was all sorts of homoing and it was so much homo that the merman died.... and then moby was alone again and he was v. sad so he punched another shark and threw another bucket of water on himself THE END
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