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 Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:57 pm
PlaylistMain Game
Starts: 5/26/10
Ends: 5/30/10 11pm CST
Current Number to Beat: 42
Bonus game
Starts: 5/29/10
Ends: 5/30/10 9pm CST
Goal of the day
Make a single Haiku about Goblins and Making money -- we're heading off to Rachet!
After having trekked up what had to be the tallest tree in Darkshore, the poor tree was bent over practically in half as the gnome dangled with several adventurers just feet from the ground. She reached for the ground hopefully as it started to rise upwards again, "...Uhoh... Suddenly the whole group goes rushing upwards as the tree righted itself, and near the top of its rise the upper section of the pointed top snaps, sending the whole group flying to the south, tumbling head over heels over the mountains that separate Darkshore from Ashenvale. Thankfully, however, they plunked into the water beside a small village, preventing them from taking fall damage, and the mechanopants 5t-0mper XI stepped out and trembled slightly, squeaking louder then before. Seems the dunk in Stormwind and the time out at sea with this one seemed to not be handling it well. Plus, the sand now clogging the vacuums couldn't be helping. ?: Quest Turn in *Sputters out salt water* ugh. As much as I didn't need a bath, I'm glad we landed in the water, otherwise we'd all be dead after that fa-- The gnome looked around at the shocked humanoids to her left and right. !: Quest Pickup Tale of the Mechanopants 5t-0mper XI part 4 .... Naga? Hydra?! Trolls and Orc's Marked as PVP..?! By the grand tinker, we must be in Zoram Strand! 5t-0mper XI: *Starts moving through Zoram'gar Outpost, wrecking buildings and trampling an NPC before running off into the woods with the locked in gnome, chased by angry guards, finally getting over their shock and surprise.* Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Crap now I'm flagged for PVP! This isn't good, we're in contested lands! Someone catch up to me and try to keep these guards off of me! _______________________________ Back in Zoram'gar Outpost, the gravely injured NPC raises a hand upwards, groaning as he motioned you closer, an arrow forming over his crumpled body !: Horde Quest -- The Honor of Johnd Oe What.... Happened? ...A gnome did this? J'ohnd... Fallen by a small, pink, squishy.. My honor is ruined. Avenge me, [class name]... Quest ObjectivesCatch up to the mechanopants and try to avenge J'ohnd Oe's death by gnome.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:25 pm
Previously In the Mechanopant's Saga Part 1 !: Quest Pickup  As many of you may be able to postulate, being a Gnome has it's dangers, especially in the big cities filled with much *grumble* Taller individuals and their steeds. Because of this, I have devised a game that trains the body and mind for dodging stamping feet. Now, lemme just climb into the control pit to my patented new invention, the Mechanopants 5t-0mper XI! Isn't she beautiful? She even has adjustable height! Makes me feel on top of the world. *Dreamy sigh* Hmmn? Oh, oh Right! Well, since we're still waiting for the kids.. *adjusts height to the max* MWAHAHAHAHAHA WHO'S 'PUNTABLE' NOW?! *blink* Sorry, I've got some minor psychosis I still need to deal with. No need to be distressed, I have everything under contro- 5t-0mper XI: *make a clunking noise and whirs off, smoking as it droops* What the.... *coughs* It appears I am having a slight technical difficulty with the Mechanopants. The game may have to be delay- 5t-0mper XI: VVVVVVVRRT! *starts running randomly around crashing into things* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! OOF! OOCH! OUCH! SOMEONE GET THESE PANTS OFF OF ME! Part 2 The clinking and Clanking, accentuated by yelps of pain and cheers of triumph, could be heard in the Dwarven district long before the metal monstrosity came barreling out of the tunnel into Stormwind city, dragging along individuals trying to slow it down so the gnome trapped in the cockpit could escape. She was, after all, supposed to be in charge of childrens week back in Tinker Town for the Alliance. However, at the moment it seemed to be left behind with her Idle Imp. And an enslaved Demon dealing with children may not be the keenest idea. Entering the city, the device paused, a yellow question mark momentarily forming over the girls head. ?: Quest Turn in What the?! Whats this? *points the question mark over her head* I seem to have smashed into the walls one too many times down in Deeprun, I believe I'm seeing glowing punctuations... My poor boggled brain. Thank you for stopping it, at least. I'll try to give out some emblems to those who helped or simply tried to escape. Sadly I lack enough to properly give you all Some... Suddenly the Question Mark Shifted into that of an exclamation point, the pink pigtailed gnome warlock peering at it leerily as her device rattled and shuddered, the girl quickly attempting to pry her legs loose from where they were trapped. !: Quest Pickup Tale of the Mechanopants 5t-0mper XI part 2 Oh, that can't be a good sign. However, this is horrible! My Mechanopants have been sabotaged by GOBLINS, tainted with their own technology and the controls Hijacked! To make matters worse, it seems to have clamped down on my own legs. I'm going to get to the bottom of this but I'm going to need your 5t-0mper XI: VREEEEEEEEEEKTTKTTKTT *starts running through the Dwarven district**Shrieks* Not again!! I think something is controlling my pants from the outside. Oop! Sorry! Pardon! Excuse me coming through. It seems I'm being dragged somewhere in particular now by the machine -- please, try to help keep people out of the way! _____________________ The device quickly ran onto the thankfully waiting ship to Auberdine and began to run amock in the galley before running in place against a wall as the ship started preparing to leave for Kalimdor. Part 3 -Thunk- -Thunk- -THUNK- The wooden, somewhat crunchy sound of metal slamming against wood, accompanied by the squeaking squawk of metal joints moving could be heard from Auberdine long before good ship The Bravery pulled up into its pier. However, it didn't take long for the squeaking machine to be pride loose by her captain and unceremonally shoved off onto the docks, where the device idled and a question mark formed over the dizzy warlock. ?: Quest Turn in Hublurf. Ugh, Man, I was starting to think we'd never get off that boat. We must have looped around at least... Well, never mind how many times we did that, It seems to have paused long enough for the glowy things to show up again. Goodness gracious, I'm seriously going to need to get my eyes checked. The Question Mark Shifted into that of an exclamation point once again, Puntable looking up at it cross eyed, still looking a bit green from her extended ocean voyage, "Oh for the love of Lugnuts there's MORE?!" !: Quest Pickup Tale of the Mechanopants 5t-0mper XI part 3 I don't think I can take any more smashing into things. The Size seems to have stuck -- possibly rusted into place after my dunk in the Stormwind canals, But this is likely going to continue its path towards.... Where ever. I don't think we can stop it until it gets there, however, so could you at least try and keep me from smashing into any more...Dohickies.... Those tall things with the branches. Ooch, brain not think good. This must be how an Ogre feels... QUEST OBJECTIVES The goal is to keep our Gnomish Companion from crashing into too many things now that its... Relatively safe. Darkshore is Elven Territory, filled with Trees... And plagued animals and Aggressive humanoid species. However, it seems Animals are currently attacking Auberdine -- the World event seems to extend beyond just that of a single kidnapped gnome in rampaging pants. She's hurt enough as it is, try to keep the animals from actually figuring out the mechanical monstrosity has a Juicy, meaty inside. _____________________ Finally staggering out of the town of Auberdine, having been hindered by the animals attacking the town, the mechanopants stagger directly into a tree. "ooch! Well, it seems we're mostly out of the town -- But there are so many TREES. Try to keep-OUCH!" She shook her head, having crashed into one. Suddenly the device turns towards another one with a leg out, and the vacuum at the bottom flipped on, suddenly sucking her onto the tree as it walked upwards into the branches, "EEK! TOO HIGH! TOO HIGH!"
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:31 pm
Roll 2d100's and attempt to get higher to race the mechanopants towards its location. You need to roll equal or higher then the Mechanopants 5t-0mper XI to keep up -- Caution, The number to beat may change randomly during the game as the 5t-0mper XI is fairly erratic.
You can only roll once every FIVE hours, UNLESS the Mechanopants changes speed, where you will need to adjust your own speed to try and catch and keep up.
This round will also have a Bonus game each day of a varying type. The 'bonus' will be posted on the first post. This will be often be partial CC -- 10 favorites picked and then rolled so two of them will win 2 emblems each, whether or not their rolls succeeded. You can only enter the Bonus game once per game.
Additional Rules
1. There must be at least Five hours between the timestamps on your dice-rolling posts.
2. This thread is for dice-rolling only. Chatting belongs in the event thread.
3. No mules (accounts less than 2 months old or with under 1000) posts.
4. If you forget to roll the dice, simply edit your post to roll them.
6. If you roll the wrong dice, edit the post to note that they are wrong and make a new post.
7. DO NOT DELETE YOUR POSTS. I will disqualify you and you will be banned for the rest of this game.
8.you MUST post an RP response to be counted.
9.You MAY proxy
10.more..?
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 8:43 am
Quote: EMBLEM WINNERS SO FAR may 8th 1.Laroawan 2.Lady in the Golden Wood 3.Graceangel 4.tefla 5.AlexiaSilver 6.Lady Argentum Draconis 7.Talencia 8.vollyballrocks91 9.Mameha Otome 10.Tara de Draiocht Emblem Winners for May 9th! 1. Nephelae 2.SkyDragono 3.Lady Argentum Draconis 4.Wolfen Akari 5.Mameha Otome 6.tefla 7.Lady Argentum Draconis 8.Mameha Otome 9.vollyballrocks91 10.LadyNekoya Emblem Winners for May 10th! 1. vollyballrocks91 2.Tamiko_kitten 3.Ishtanballa 4.Lady in the Golden Wood 5.Sheonica Falcori 6.Laroawan 7.Ragers 8.Jezbel 9.Yuuka Kurokawa 10.JetAlmeara EMBLEM WINNERS FOR MAY 11th! 1.JetAlmeara 2.Lady Argentum Draconis 3.Excited Apathy 4.Sayuri_Nitta 5.Leez0rz 6.tefla 7.Tara de Draiocht 8.Leez0rz 9. ShirouEn 10.Depawsit EMBLEM WINNERS FOR MAY 12th! 1.~Masamune~ 2.elfstar89 3.Tara de Draiocht 4.Sayuri_Nitta 5.Cyranospixie 6.Ragers 7.Ishtanballa 8.LunaRei_SilverBlood 9.elfstar89 10.JetAlmeara Due to a mistake on my part 11. Rita Zyon Backseat Driver Emblem winners (From part three of the Mechanopants Saga) Win Two Emblems each! 1.ShirouEn 2.Talencia 3. elfstar89 Goes Proxy: vollyballrocks91 4.Jezbel 5.Ragers 6.Kirowyn Love 7.tefla 8.Kirowyn Love 9. tefla 10.ShirouEn Bonus Game Winners Day 2: DOODLEBUG
SkyDragono
Strait Jacket Girl
Day 3: HORDE STOMPIN
1.GrnGriff
2.Ruhane Chiisai - LRW
2.~Spazzy_the_Wolfie~
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:34 am
Successful Mechanopants Speedsters
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mindsend rolled 2 100-sided dice:
5, 36
Total: 41 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:40 am
The gnome seemed to be on a path back to Darkshore through the Stags and Wolves, still struggling to get out of the pants so she could attempt to flee and hearthstone with the guards attacking the pants instead. However, the pants appeared to have punted one critter too many in its attempts to flee, and a squirrel lept onto the device, scratching at her face, "SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! I've discovered these can be QUITE deadly! Shouldn't this be in Darnassus?!"  (First person to roll above my number and is eligible to win a familiar from this event wins Squirreleh.)
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elfstar89 rolled 2 100-sided dice:
62, 23
Total: 85 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:17 am
Fluffeh? 8DThe elf dashed this time with Chess...and this time carrying a bag loaded with an irritated Gahz'rilla. EDIT: Proxying for pippi18848
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Strait Jacket Girl rolled 2 100-sided dice:
63, 82
Total: 145 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:17 am
((I hope this is right and I didn't miss something XD: Horde/Blood Elf))
Response:
It was an outrage. A gnome in odd pant's had murdered Johnd Oe... in a sense. To beat all had ruined his honor. Shiloh looked up and stared in the last know direction that the ilk had ran in. She'd not be alone in avenging Johnd's Death. The Gnome would meet it's end. She took a moment of silence over Johnd's body and vowed to avenge him as many other's would.
Shiloh needed not to worry about packing for anything. Omutiaher mount Was already supplied for a long journey. She'd catch that gnome in no time.
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SkyDragono rolled 2 100-sided dice:
19, 68
Total: 87 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:21 am
She head that stomping noise again, and knew what was up. "oh, no. Not again." She races after the pants.
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JetAlmeara rolled 2 100-sided dice:
10, 7
Total: 17 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:23 am
Fluffy!Ah crap the thing was really moving now..and punting poor little critters at that. One of the creature's didn't seem very happy about it - at least it was just a small one right?
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:30 am
Strait Jacket Girl Wins the Squirrel! Send information (Name, gender, temper/cert to soq they go with if you want to) To Mindsend if you want them certed
<3
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Sabin Duvert rolled 2 100-sided dice:
62, 34
Total: 96 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:41 am
The tall elf bent down over his fallen horde member, listening to his dying words with a darkened expression. "You will not go unavenged, my friend." He hopped astride a rather surprised Mount from the outpost and set off in pursuit.
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tefla rolled 2 100-sided dice:
8, 89
Total: 97 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:02 pm
Tefla had followed the Mechanopants device to this outpost and quickly watched as it took off again. Grabbing a mount from the outpost the girl and her mount took off after the 5t-0mper XI and Puntable. She needed to help the gnome escape the guards.
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SylverStar rolled 2 100-sided dice:
65, 16
Total: 81 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:25 pm
"I will avenge you, may peace fall on you now" With that SylverStar got up from J'ohnd's side and looked around for where the gnome had run off to. Hmm towards the Darkshore. I mighty mare stood grazing near by. She will aid my speed greatly. SylverStar hoped on the mare and they took off after the pink squishy little gnome.
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High-functioning Counselor
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Excited Apathy rolled 2 100-sided dice:
95, 42
Total: 137 (2-200)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:30 pm
While Ziarre could care less about the fallen troll, she needed to stop this damned contraption before it reached someplace she did care about...like Astranaar.
Snatching a nearby mount (she'd return it later!), she mounted up and took off after the thrice-damned machine.
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