Oggez Rashas vs Bronzemurder
...the migrants find a mere two dwarves living in Bronzemurder. Two tough-as-nails, poorly clothed, deeply traumatized dwarves who reek of bad hygiene, rotting corpses, and booze.
SMELLS LIKE DWARF FORTRESS
SMELLS LIKE DWARF FORTRESS
Dwarf Fortress is a game for those of us with better imaginations than graphics cards, and is a little-known rogue-like-like freeware game where you construct a dwarven outpost. It would possibly be as dull as any other civilization sim, except this one has dwarves.
GAMEPLAY EXAMPLE
Seeing as a nice chunk o' you peeps are almost crazy enough to pass as dwarves, I thought it'd be fun to toss you guys in there.
Y'all don't need to do anything, just need your names, desired position, and permission to use your name and likeness for dwarf-related physical, mental, and emotional violence. As any good dwarven outpost starts, I will need seven dwarves. I have arbitrarily decided to allocate the jobs as follows
Expedition Leader / Chief Archivist.....................m e a m e a a
Chief Engineer / Farmer....................................Unphotographable
Boozemaster / Farmer......................................Hatmaster
Co-chief Miner / Mason....................................S H O Y K I N G
Chief Miner / Blacksmith...................................Haven_gal
Chief Carpenter / Woodcutter...........................Roy Salamandra
Craftmaster / Mason......................................Equinoxious
And I need them ALL filled before we begin our journey!
Our journey shall include screenshots, explanations, and possibly crappy art!
SO, WHO WANTS TO BUILD AN OUTPOST?
