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you know how that has been, famous off getting beaten has jokes to praise his greatness.

well red deserves such jokes, who wants to begin makeing red praise jokes?

so now I present the list. lets aim for one for every pokemon out today
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1.when reds orders a magicarp to splash, its a one hit ko~!! ~Hoshioni

2.Red has to hold back so the foe pokemon only faint. ~Hoshioni

3.Red has defeated many trainers with attract. ~Hoshioni

4.When red battled brock it was said he opened his eyes in shock~! ~Hoshioni

5.To red all pokeballs are master balls. ~Hoshioni

6.in battle red eyes infict flinch on all that look into them ~Hoshioni

7.they were gonna put red in the anime but the japanese government feared that america could handle red animated so they invented ash ~Hoshioni

8.when red battles the eliet four he takes them all on at the same time. ~Hoshioni

9.Red doesnt need repel, weak pokemon know better then bug him...XD ~Hoshioni

10.Red is soo great that for the remake mount silver was going to be red mountian, but but the mountian wasnt worthy of the use of reds name. ~Hoshioni

11.Kanto used to have 25 routes.untill Red walked on route 25 now its victory road. ~Hoshioni

12.Red dont use pokeballs to capture his pokemon he stares them into submission. ~Hoshioni

13.legenday pokemon went into hideing because they fear red. ~Hoshioni


14.it was dicovered spirittombs has a weakness after all it's red. ~Hoshioni

15.In brawl mewtwo wasnt replaced by lucario, Red replaced mewtwo. ~Hoshioni

16.The only things Red eats are Macho Braces and Slowpoke Tails - usually with the Slowpoke still attached.~Lemon SunriseThe only things Red eats are Macho Braces and Slowpoke Tails - usually with the Slowpoke still attached.~Lemon Sunrise

17.Legend has it that Diglett stay underground mainly in fear that Red gets the urge to play whack a mole.~live

18.Kyogre and Groudon weren't sleeping; they were playing hide and seek with Red. He won.

19.Cubone used to show it's face, but they started wearing skulls so Red wouldn't recognize them.~Tentae

20.Everytime Red sneezes, a Clefairy dies. ~Sunny

21Before there was Mew, there was Red.~ Sunny


22.Pokemon immediately have their friendship maxed out for Red.pokemon worship Red.~Tentae


23.Kids pee their names on snow, Chuck Norris pee's his name on concrete, Red pee's his name on steelix. ~Jerzeeboii+ Hoshioni

24.gold was the last cool male trainer, cause nobody else had the guts to challenge red.~Hoshioni

25.red was onced ask why he never evolved his pikachu red responds "....." the man then knew its pointless to question perfection.~Hoshioni


26."When children go to bed at night, they check there closet for Gengar; when Gengar goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Red."~Topher89

27."The reason the Kanto safari zone was closed down is because Red caught all of the Pokémon in it."~Topher89

im saying we should start

and by jokes i mean stuf like this only pokemon themed....XD

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

red dont use pokeballs to capture his pokemon he stares them into submission....XD

kanto used to have 25 routes.untill Red walked on route 25 now its victory road...XD

legenday pokemon went into hideing because they fear red.


it was dicovered spirittombs has a weakness after all it's red.

The only things Red eats are Macho Braces and Slowpoke Tails - usually with the Slowpoke still attached xD

Legend has it that Diglett stay underground mainly in fear that Red gets the urge to play whack a mole

Lol thank you I just made that one up as I typed XD

Okay, let's think... Ummmmmm...

Kyogre and Groudon weren't sleeping; they were playing hide and seek with Red. He won.