Pick up lines ><

[xX_He11 BunNy_Xx]

random lame, thats what this topic is for xd

 

[profuse]

girl you must be made of lucky charms
cause baby you're magically delicous

 

[xX_He11 BunNy_Xx]

I lost my teddy bear,
will you sleep with me tonight?
xd xd xd

 

[Ksarrurru]

Did someone just punch me in the gut because looking at you took the breath out of me.  

[Cyanidae]

are we in the Matrix?
'cause you're The One.
O_~
 

[Sango]

i lost my number....
do you think i could have yours? 4laugh  

[Dismal_day]

"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

then say

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."


That is another example of how to do business. xp  

[Stratiform]

my name is ---------------but you can call me tonight  

[Katsuo Kurosawa]

Is it hot in here or is it just you?  

[Lord Matticus]

What has a hundred and thirty eight teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

-My zipper

stare  

[iCurly]

em.. excuse me, do you have a map? i got just lost in your eyes..
dramallama

 

[XxAyoo_8milexX]

Baby do you know karate because you knocked me off my feet dramallama  

[Ksarrurru]

I am chuck norris  

[Dismal_day]

Ksarrurru

I am chuck norris

rofl xp rofl

great
The best I've read

rofl xp rofl