Vamp's New Years Resolution
Not to get involved with women.
There it is. I know, it's hard to believe. A sexy stud muffin such as myself distancing himself from the female population that I do so adore but let's face it - they're a great pain in the a** at times! (Anyone to make an a** joke about that with get the fantastic prize of my disrespect.)
Now I know what you're thinking and the answer's yes; Narnia the movie does suck. But in more important news - No, I'm not going to start getting involved with men. I'm not swapping teams, I'm not becoming a rent boy, I'm not Dr. Brown Love, I don't like corn on the nob, I'm none of these (or other) euphemisms. I've just had my fair share of annoyances over the past 365 days with women to last me a while.
So; What are your new years resolutions? Why do / don't you make them? Can you actually stick to them? Other stuff along the same lines?
P.S. Yes, I am still available for casual, meaningless sex if you're an attractive female. heart
P.S.S. If you're an unattractive female but are willing to buy me alcohol then I probably won't have sex with you but I thank you in advance for the drink.
